May 31 2013
Woman, 37, ‘stabbed boyfriend after he farted in her face during argument’
The Daily Mirror
Well, you would do wouldn’t you?
A bit off topic for this site, but the story appealed to my dark sense of humour.
I mean, there they were, going hammer and tongs at each other when he says “fuck this” and lets a humdinger go in her face…
Sorry… Its not funny is it…My bad… I’ll go now.
Woman, 37, ‘stabbed boyfriend after he farted in her face during argument’
Deborah Ann Burns is accused of knifing her partner of six years, Willie Butler, with an eight-inch blade at their Florida apartment last week
A 37-year-old woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend because he farted in her face during an argument.
Deborah Ann Burns is accused of knifing her partner of six years, Willie Butler, with an eight-inch blade at their Florida apartment last week.
Burns claims the couple were rowing over money while watching TV when her 53-year-old lover got up to go to the kitchen and broke wind in her face.
She told police she confronted him but Mr Butler became “agitated” and allegedly threw a kitchen knife at her, which missed.
Burns reportedly picked up the blade and threw it back, hitting him in the stomach.
Police arrived following reports of a stabbing to find Mr Butler standing in front of his home, bleeding from wounds to his abdomen and left arm, according to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report.
Burns was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, according to 14News.
She is currently being held on a $50,000 bond.
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May 31, 2013 @ 9:33 pm
Fuck me, have to think myself lucky after I took a large shit in my partners Special K following an row yesterday morning.
May 31, 2013 @ 9:52 pm
i had to read the article.
i needed to know how you fart in someones face while arguing with them!.
May 31, 2013 @ 10:09 pm
You gotta show them whose boss , let rip and hold the duvet other her head they soon get out of bed and make breakfast then , lmao
June 1, 2013 @ 12:09 am
Funny that, reminds me of something..
A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn’t control himself and let loose a big noisy fart.
Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her “Do you by any chance have today’s paper?”
The lady looked at him and said, “No, but the next time we pass by a tree I’ll grab you a handful of leaves.”
June 1, 2013 @ 1:41 pm
….could only happen in yankland!
June 1, 2013 @ 2:09 pm
Crazy
June 1, 2013 @ 8:58 pm
I bought a stick deodorant the other day, it said remove cap and push up bottom.
Been walking around a bit awkward but my Farts make the room smell nice 🙂
June 2, 2013 @ 12:04 am
Farts, Like royalty, you just can’t trust them……… 🙂
June 2, 2013 @ 1:19 pm
Ive been scoffing lots of fruit and brown bread and farting like a motorbike . my son was laughing at me in Tesco saying I was stinking the place out Stuffs been going down my toilet like some sort of alien glue .Whoops there s another better run
June 4, 2013 @ 8:05 pm
Ha Ha. great humour everyone!!!!