Sep 17 2014
And you know full fucking well what I’m talking about too.
Shall we have a sing song then?
Excellent, I will take your silence as acquiesce then… After all, your fucking government do.
What shall we sing? … Shhh, I know, lets do ‘I Feel Like Im Fixin To Die’ by Country Joe & the fish.
Ready? Altogether then… And a one, a two, a one, two, three, four:
♫ Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He’s got himself in a terrible jam ♫
Way down yonder near old Iran
♫ So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We’re gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it’s one, two, three, ♫
What are we fighting for ?
♫ Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn,
Next stop is
Vietnam; Sy-ri-a ♫
And it’s five, six ♫ … seven… Errr, it doesn’t really work with Syria does it?
Never the less, we are fucked.
The following is from the gloating Chimp:
Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond said there was ‘building momentum’ for a military assault against ISIS following a crisis summit in Paris today.
Mr Hammond said Britain would play a ‘leading role’ in any combat, but claimed the Government had yet to decide what action to take as part of a military alliance to take on the fanatical group.
It comes amid claims that ministers have delayed any decision to join US airstrikes on ISIS until after Thursday’s Scottish independence referendum. The Prime Minister is expected to outline Britain’s response in a speech to the UN in New York next week.
Mr Hammond also revealed that the Government had no idea where ‘Jihadi John’ and other ISIS murderers behind the killing of British aid worker David Haines were hiding. Source
Arsehole Monkey Cunts… These
reporters repeaters really think that when the shit hits the fan there is a place for them and their families in the underground cities.
In fact just give me a second.
OI MONKEY CUNTS! When ya get home tonight take a long hard look at your kiddies or Grandkiddies… And then imagine them being violently sick whilst their hair and teeth fall out as they slowly die from radiation poisoning, amidst absolute utter fucking chaos – ya fucking traitor cunts… You make me wanna fucking puke, ya sick fucks.
Course, I couldn’t help but notice that it was left up to Happy Hammond goes Pop to mak… Fuck me, hold up, that takes me back a bit.
Do you remember those old Happy Hammond goes Pop LP’s on the Hallmark label? … They cost about 50 pence each, or something like that.
Proper shit they were too, but ya grandad & grandma no doubt loved-em… Mine did anyway, and used to buy them by the half dozen… Happy Hammond goes fuckin’ pop aye, I dunno, where have all the fucking years gone?
Course, both sets of my grandparents are gone now… AND I HAVE NO FUCKING WISH TO JOIN THE MISERABLE OLD SODS JUST YET.
What the fuck is going on here?
“Mr Hammond joined ministers from 30 countries uniting against fanatics”
How that sentence should have read is: The happy cock sucker joined monsters from 30 countries uniting over a fucking fantasy.
I mean, who – apart from the psychopathic, sick and twisted leaders of those 30 Dog-forsaken countries – wants to go to fucking war?
No cunt that’s who!
This is really fucking serious now people… The child molesting monsters are going to see us all dead on the premise of the most childlike old bollox ever thought up by the sick fucks… But its not their kids and grandchildren who are going to die?
Will they fuck! The cunts start the war and it is us minions who cop for the fucking misery, terror and fucking pain!
If the sick fucks with arseholes the size of paddling pools want war then let the cunts go and fight it themselves.
Course, we all know why it was left to Hagar the Hammond to make the announcement.
After all, the fat fucking titted, flabby fuck Prime Mincer, Herbert the Hamster, was feigning fucking tears in what can only be described as an absolutely, pathetic, hand wringing display of false heartache over the prospect of an independent Scotland… What a sick, sick, sick, piece of shit that fat, useless cunt really is:
David Cameron last night begged Scots not to rip the United Kingdom apart in a ‘painful divorce’, as he bluntly told his enemies he would not be Prime Minister forever.
He appeared teary-eyed as he issued his most emotional plea yet to voters ahead of Thursday’s historic referendum: ‘Please don’t break this family apart.’Source
The inbred, satanic, warped fuck isn’t part of my fucking family… Had he been, I would of drowned the cunt in my toilet a long time ago.
And I’m not even fucking joking.
Are you really prepared to sacrifice your kids for that fake piece of solidified sewage?
He is a liar, a murderer and he knows every single one of the perverted monster MP’s, raping, torturing and murdering our children… Yet you are prepared to let him wipe your families off the face of the fucking Earth over a non-existent threat?
Have you seen the Chimps headlines over the past few days?
Indeed, they are proper fucking scary if you under 8 years of age or a terminal fuck-wit.
I mean how retarded do you have to be before you believe this old fanny:
Jihadi John was known to MI5 before he travelled to Syria to join the barbaric Islamic State.
Security officials have now identified the Briton who played a key role in the murder videos of UK aid worker David Haines and two American journalists.
But his name and background are being kept secret to avoid jeopardising any hostage rescue missions. Source
What a load of fucking duck shit!
After all, they supposedly knew who Rapper John was after the fake Foley Fuck Up, which despite being fake is now still being touted by these treacherous cunts as being authentic… Have ya fucking clocked that fact?
Because mark my words, in a hundred years time their pathetic attempt at reality gore TV will be written down in the history books as being a fucking cast iron fact.
Yet how anyone can take the old fanny seriously is beyond me… I mean, Jihad fucking Johnny Bag indeed.
Just out of interest, who is playing Doctor Who in this old bollox?
Fuck me, who taught these pathetic, backward thinking detectives their trade?
Indeed, by looks of things I would hazard a guess at the Madeleine McCann cop, Defective Chief Imposter, Andy Deadwood.
I mean, on the 7th of this month the Daily Express stated the following:
The Islamic State executioner is believed to be part of a British gang of four – known as the “Beatles” – who are operating in Syria.The family of one of the gang is now co-operating with intelligence officers and the net is closing.
Authorities believe they have identified three of the four “Beatles”, including the man dubbed Jihadi John. They are understood to have lived in London.
A video was released last month of the British executioner beheading US journalist James Foley. This was followed by a video this week of the beheading of fellow American Steven Sotloff.In the video Jihadi John also threatened to behead British aid worker David Haines.
The 44-year-old, who has a wife and four-year-old daughter in Zagreb, was taken from a refugee camp close to the Syrian border with Turkey in March 2013.The Sunday Express understands that up to a dozen suspected associates of Jihadi John have been identified by the authorities and arrests are “imminent”.
They are based across the UK, including Yorkshire and the Midlands and are believed to have “provided money, contacts, and facilitated travel to Syria” for the hunted fanatic.He has been identified with almost 100 per cent certainty with the help of cutting-edge facial recognition techniques.
Using only the man’s eyes – the only part of his face left uncovered in the video – they have pieced together a photo-fit of what they say lies underneath his mask. Source
“A British gang of four known as the Beatles”. Beam me up Scotty.
Never the less, someone define ‘imminent’ and then go and tell the Lacking-intelligence services what it means.
I mean to say, you do realise that the sexual deviants are costing you around seventeen and a half BILLION POUNDS a year,don’t you?
So are we getting value for money?
Well, they certainly haven’t arrested Jihadi Johnny Bag yet despite the press reports stating that the James Bond’s had identified him by his fucking fingernails a few days after Foley wasn’t beheaded.
We also know that the persons pretending to be Foley’s mother & sister were crisis actors who both appeared in the Sandy Hook false flag pantomime… So why the fuck haven’t any heads rolled?
Except those fake ones in the videos of course.
Moreover, one of my readers believes Jimmy Foley to be John D Viener an American actor, voice actor, writer, and comedian – best known for his writing and voice overs in family guy.
And do you know what?
He might just have a fucking point.
He certainly looks more like Foley than the feller who took part in the amateur dramatics!
Nor can there be any doubt that the creator of Family Guy, Seth Macfarlane is a member of the Zionist ‘in crowd’.
And neither have the UK Spooks been able to capture Sammy Lou Lew, the buttock cringing, ludicrously laughable so called White Widow… The same goes for her hubby of the week and her four fucking kids whom we are supposed to believe she drags from one jungle terrorist training camp to another.
Yet instead of having the good grace to quietly abandon the fucking drivel, the warped cunts expand on the old fanny instead.
And yes, I am of course referring to all this old bollox about these British women who leave their comfortable lives and head off for SYRIA where they become a kind of female copper policing those SYRIAN women not being extremist enough.
For instance, following most of the MSM releasing articles about these most unlikely of birds becoming jihadi’s, the Monkey nuts at the Chimp couldn’t help but go completely over the top with their follow ups.
I mean take Sal the “Scrounger” from Kent for example, who according to the national press was the ultimate ‘rock chick’ in the 1990’s. Of course, that was before she went on to have half a dozen kids – all called Kye – and settle down to a life on benefits.
In fact, when the DSS became suspicious about her benefit claim they questioned her about her kids all having the same first name:
“Well how on earth do your 6 sons know which one of them you are specifically referring to when you call him?” a suspicious DSS fraud investigator asked.
To which Sal is alleged to have replied:“I call him by his surname obviously”.
Okay, I made that last bit up about the DSS, but according to the Monkey Boys, this is Sal now.
And below is Sal ten years ago.
Yet the lying cunts are still using the following photo in their follow up article about Long Tall Sally.
Despite the fact that I have already proved beyond any doubt whatsoever that the above photo was a photo-shop of the book cover for the novel “Divorcing Jack” and a ‘Gun Control’ poster.
Moreover, Sal looks more like the Australian actress, Rachel Griffiths than she does Sally Jones from Kent.
Indeed, when you consider that the book, Divorcing Jack was released in 1995 and the subsequent film of the same name – which had Griffiths playing the Nun – was released in 1998, poor old Sal is aging so quickly that you have to question how does she manage getting about with her zimmer frame in all that Syrian rubble?
Yet the fact is that all these news reports are nothing more than pure fiction, which the semi-retarded nation is falling for and which the sick in the head Cunt Cameron is using as justification for leading us up the road to Armageddon!
You can read that follow up article on Sal by clicking HERE
Moreover, in a similar follow up article on the Jihadi Jackie’s, the Chimp introduced us to a pair of young AUSTRIAN birds who had copied the two 16 year old English twins – once destined to become doctors – who have now allegedly fucked off to SYRIA to become Jihadi brides.
Course, the MI6 scriptwriters – having over active imaginations – couldn’t help but add a twist in the tale, thus making the story line all the more credible in their tiny, tiny minds:
One of two Austrian teenage ‘postergirls’ who flew to Syria in April to join Islamic State ranks is believed to have been killed.
Samra Kesinovic, 16, and her friend Sabina Selimovic, 15, vanished from their Vienna homes earlier this year.
Soon afterwards they posted images of themselves branding Kalashnikov rifles, surrounded by armed men – photos which Austrian police feared were acting as militant recruitment posters for young girls. Source
They look like the Olsen Twins to me or at the very least two different photos of the same bird, but are you really gullible enough to believe that these two schoolgirls were brave enough to fuck off to SYRIA and live amongst the most oppressive, barbaric, not to mention misogynistic men in the world?
I ask that question because going by the comments left on the article, the fucking brain-dead Chimp readers apparently are:
“I don’t agree with what they did, but this is really easy to figure out. They just wanted to be a part of something and believe in something. Western society has nothing for one to be a part of nor believe in. So you have people running off to join something that one would think would stand for everything that any sane person should hate. Such is the way of the world” – Matt22
To which one of the Chimps more sensible posters, BigAl13 – the ’13’ probably being his age – replied:
“Nah, I don’t think you figured it out at all.”
But the best comment – if ‘best’ is the right word – goes to DesireeRB who posted:
“Why would anyone leave Australia to go live in Syria especially two teenage girls?”
Sometime… Just sometimes, I think that maybe Armageddon would be the kindest thing for the human race.
And with DesireeRB’s attention span apparently being the average level of the the 1st worlds population, I don’t doubt for a minute that the Monkey Boys accompanying photo of the two ‘fashion conscious’ teenagers went along way to help firmly cement proof of the story’s authenticity into the populations tiny minds.
Now I have actually seen a lot of comments asking why all these Jihadi Jackie’s pose with one finger stuck in the air.
Fucking idiots! Its obvious innit.
All birds have to do something when posing for photos and the fucking duck pout would be pointless where they are concerned… Derrrr
You can read that old bollocks by clicking HERE
And talking of the two English twins giving up promising careers as Doctors in order to “fight the good fight”; in yet another fanny packed article on these Jihadi Jackie’s, the Chimp also carried a photo of an alleged British, female, medical student, aged 21 – don’t even ask – holding up a severed head.
But once again we are supposed to believe that allegedly she had given up her comfy English life style in favour of becoming Dr Jihadi Foh Da’lads:
A woman believed to be a British medical student who left the UK in order to join ISIS has posted an image on social media of herself holding a severed head.
The woman, who goes by the Twitter name of Mujahidah Bint Usama, claims to be a doctor for the terror group based in Raqqa, Syria.
In the image, which was used as her profile picture but has since been removed, she can be seen wearing a full burka and white lab coat while holding the head of a man. Source
Ahhh, she has a white coat on so she must be a doctor… Silly me.
Course, in reality Dr Jihadi Foh Da’lads wouldn’t be allowed to medically treat the ‘terrorists’ thus making a mockery of the tale:
“Female doctors must treat only women and male doctors must treat only men, except in cases of extreme necessity, if men are suffering a disease for which there is no male doctor available, in which case it is o.k. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):
‘He has explained to you in detail what is forbidden to you, except under compulsion of necessity’
Fataawa ‘Aajilah li Mansoobi’l-Sihhah, p. 29 Source
Besides, IS terrorists are all multimillionaires and as such probably visit Harley Street to get patched up.
Indeed, the reality of the situation is that all of these Western white birds turning up and demanding “jobs for the girls” are ten times more likely to end up like the bird in the photo below, than they are ending up ordering the fellas about:
That or being sold as a sex slave anyway… Just Sayin’.
Mind you, that severed head that we are not allowed to see – along with others that we are not allowed to see either, just in case we twig that it is all a load of old fanny – has been doing the rounds for a while, don’t cha know:
An Australian jihadist chillingly smiled while holding up several decapitated heads in front of a camera in Syria before spearing them to an iron fence for viewers on Twitter Thursday.
Mohamed Elomar, formerly of Sydney, grins in one shot while holding up the head of a young man by its hair. On the floor next to him are at least three more.
“few more heads how lovely bludy amazing stuff abuhafs u keep on cutting those infidel throats but the last 1 is mine!” the grisly photo uploaded by convicted terrorist Khaled Sharrouf read. Source
And of course the Australian government has already committed its self to sending troops to SYRIA.
However, in keeping with the US and UK’s old fanny, it would seem that the Australian press are also taking the piss out of their fellow countryman.
I mean, look at the above photo of Mohamed Elomar Fudd, the Aussie ISIS terrorist whom I shall call Jihadi Strewth, and compare it with the photo of him below:
Elomar Fudds partner in crime is Khaled Sharrouf – also an Aussie – and the pair were allegedly tweeting photos of themselves holding severed heads aloft like they were going out of fashion.
Although there is fuck all chance of that happening whilst Cameron, Obama and Australia’s Prime Mincer, Tony Abbott are calling the shots is there?
So lets have a closer look at some of these photos that have been tweeted by the ISIS lads on tour of SYRIA.
Well, they look quite impressive, but they are photo-shopped I’m afraid.
I mean to say, you only need to look at the blood dripping from the 1st head – the bit under his nose looks more like a mark on my PC screen.
Moreover, the hair on the 3rd head from the left is mental and the position of the last head in the row, which has toppled over just looks positioned wrong.
I can’t stop laughing at this one.
This fella doing the finger in the air pose is a Dutch jihadi, named as Khalid K… He’s special… He’s Special K.
Course, I suppose that there is just as much need to put the fear of god into the Hollandishers as there is to put the fear of god into the English, Yanks and Aussies.
However, those are the same heads as we saw on the pavement photo, except whilst the pavement photo isn’t too badly photo-shopped, this one is just awful.
I mean, will ya take a look at the head slightly behind Jihadi Van Special K’s left shoulder.
And here is the photo from a different angle:
I mean, just take the top right head… How the fuck is that staying on the spike?
And look at the right hand side of his mouth as you look at the screen! Proof that it has been photo-shopped.
There are also plenty of other mistakes in the photo, but I will let you find them for yourselves… Or put another way, the photo is that shite that I can’t be arsed to point out the obvious.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Its the fucking Hair Bear Bunch… And what the fuck is that hanging down; a flap of skin or his fucking ear?
Now I gotta tell ya this, when I was a kid I got bought a bearded Action Man, despite the fact that I didn’t want a bearded Action Man.
I wanted a clean shaven Action Man… So my old man shaved him for me.
Unfortunately, the result of my newly shaven action man was that his skin looked the same as matey’s head on the steal rod looks.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
He’s a cross between Al Pachino and Frankenstein’s monster.
Check the join line running right the way down the center of his head. If you can’t see it, look at where the light glare stops in the middle of his forehead… The line runs down the edge of that light spot right down to the tip of his chin.
The frauds just keep on running.
Okay, lets get back to the Aussie, Khaled Sharrouf.
Now, apparently he also has his four sons with him in Syria… And in the following photo are two of them.
Oh and also check out his photo-shopped eyes where the fraud cunts have attempted to make him look more evil:
I shake my fucking head in despair sometimes.
Never the less, one of Sharrouf’s sons (the one in the middle I think), made world headlines in August of this year after a photo of him appeared on Twitter which allegedly had been tweeted by his old man.
And that photo led me to believe that despite their Billions of pounds in ill gotten gains, these IS terrorists must be right proper tight cunts because as far as I can see, their kids apparently have to use severed heads as balls if they want to have a game of footie.
After all, why else would Sharrouf’s son and other kids be walking around with severed heads?
The following is from the Chimp:
A man purporting to be notorious terrorist leader Omar al-Shishani has lavished convicted Australian terrorist Khaled Sharrouf with praise in a radio interview.
‘He’s a very loveable, good kid,’ Omar al-Shishani told Radio 3AW.
‘He’s a faithful man.’
Sharrouf was the subject of widespread condemnation on Monday after he posted a Twitter image of his son, believed to be age seven, gripping the severed head of a Syrian soldier. Source
And with no footballs available the youngsters must have to improvise… Mind you, he looks a tad too Caucasian to be the son of an Asian couple if you ask me.
Strange how that head has short hair but a long tuft at the front, don’t cha think?
Now, as for the British fellas who have fucked off to SYRIA, it seems that they are all Hip Hop Skip & Jump artists don’t cha know.
And, just like their Aussie & Dutch colleagues and their Jihadi Jackie sisters not to mention the primary school aged terrorists, they too like to walk around with severed heads:
A British rapper who travelled to Syria to fight for ISIS has posted a photograph on Twitter showing himself posing with a severed head.
The sickening image was taken in the city of Raqqa – the capital of ISIS’ self-declared caliphate – and uploaded to the social media site along with the caption ‘Chillin’ with my homie or what’s left of him.’
The photograph shows masked former rapper Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary, 23, holding the decapitated head while standing in Raqqa’s central square – the same location where the seven-year-old son of Australian jihadist Khaled Sharrouf was seen holding a different severed head earlier this week.
The shocking image of Bary emerged as ISIS militants seized a number of key towns and villages close to Syria’s northern border with Turkey.
And as many of you will know, Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary is the fella who was splashed all over the front pages of the national press after being named as the now infamous Jihadi John A’lennonadi of the elite IS Beatle Squadron.
You just couldn’t make this shite up… It really is comedy gold.
Mind you, I can’t help but think that Ringo looks like Nappy from N-Dubz.
I call him Nappy because most of the time he is full of shit.
And when all is said and done, if Sally Jones can be Rachel Griffiths and Sammy Lou Lew can be Adele, then why the fuck can’t Nappy be the fella originally accused of being Jihadi John?
I mean, that little twat would be a piece of piss for the Security Services to manipulate into playing the role and perfect for the part too.
After all, Nappy is a Hip Hop Skip & Jump star in the music business and since he is very well known, no one would ever suspect him of playing the Jihadi John part… Fuck me, most don’t even suspect Jihadi John of being a Security Service asset, let alone an imposter played by Nappy.
Nappy is also very well in with various politicians and his career is in the doldrums.
And I say that because like the vast majority of ‘has beens’, Nappy will no doubt also do anything for attention.
I mean, who can forget Keith Chegwin’s ‘Naked Jungle’ quiz show… Scarred me for fucking life that did.
And don’t forget that Nappy, whose real name is Costadinos Contostavlos, was a much bigger star than Cheggars ever was – Although I didn’t watch the Knob-Ed Celeb Big Brother that he appeared in so I can’t comment.
Never the less, the bigger they are, the harder they fall and my point is that Nappy is undoubtedly desperate to be back in the fold so to speak.
He also apparently loves his children, but sadly Nappy, who is only 3 ft 5 inches tall – around that mark anyway, but definitely no more than an inch or two taller – also suffers from chronic LMS*.
*Little Man Syndrome
Now, I am not saying that Nappy and Jihadi Johnny Bag are 100 percent one of the same person.
But as I say, they do look alike and Nappy has either got the luck of the Irish, or he is being protected because the abusive little cunt has a very long criminal record.
And as we know all too well in this cuntry of ours, young mothers who are in abusive relationships are a prime source of young child stock replenishment for the elite as well as adding to the money go round child adoption system pot.
Now read this from Wikipedia:
During December 2008, Dappy pleaded guilty to two accounts of assault at Chelmsford Magistrates Court, Essex after reportedly spitting in a girl’s face while drunk on a night out.
Dappy pleaded guilty to the offences and for each count received four weeks’ imprisonment, suspended for 12 months, to run concurrently and 100 hours community service. He was also ordered to pay £50 compensation to the girl and her friend and £300 costs.
On 29 January 2009, Contostavlos was arrested and bailed after he was accused of making death threats with a gun. He denied the allegation. His home in Camden was raided following the incident, by police looking for a firearm.
Three days later he was removed from an Edinburgh to London flight by police after it touched down, with fellow N-Dubz performer Fazer, after appearing to be acting disorderly. A source said: “They were swearing at kids on the plane, being foul and threatening passengers.
Cabin crew called ahead to the police, who were waiting when the plane landed. They were taken away by armed officers.”
How the fuck did he make bail if he had been sentenced just 4 weeks earlier to two concurrent suspended prison sentences?
Never the less:
On 12 January 2010, Contostavlos appeared on The Chris Moyles Show on BBC Radio 1 with Fazer and Tulisa. The show received a text message from a woman in Boston, Lincolnshire, complaining that Dappy was “vile” and “a little boy with a silly hat” and that N-Dubz were “losers”.
Dappy secretly copied her phone number from the studio console and, the following day, tried calling her and sent threatening messages including: “Your [sic] gonna die. U sent a very bad msg towards Ndubz on The Chris Moyels [sic] show yesterday Morning and for that reason u will never be left alone!!! u say sorry I will leave u alone u ****.”
Chloe Moody claimed that she continued to receive messages after declining to apologise, one of which said: “u dum f****** ***head u can call me names over the radio but when I call u direct u chicken out u punk!nana f****** niii, Dappy”).
Dappy’s management later apologised on his behalf and offered free tickets to one of his concerts, but he has not apologised to Moody personally.
And N-Dubz were already working with the government at this point:
N-Dubz were subsequently dropped from the Government’s anti-bullying “R U Cyber Safe?” campaign.
The rapper previously appeared with Schools Secretary Ed Balls to launch pop single “R U Cyber Safe?” in November 2009, and Balls said he was “thrilled to have them on board”.
And then there is the drugs:
In April 2010, Dappy apologised on GMTV after CCTV pictures were published of his taking the illegal drug Mephedrone in a night club. He apologised, insisting “It’s just not a thing to be doing. I’ve learnt my mistake. I’ll never do such things again”, going on to say, “I was just a bit tipsy and it just fell into the wrong place at the wrong time.”
Following the mephedrone apology, Dappy was asked to leave Alton Towers theme park hotel in Staffordshire, for allegedly smoking cannabis after guests complained about a “funny smell” coming from his room. An Alton Towers spokesperson told Sky News that “We can confirm a guest was asked to leave.”
Nappy’s promises mean fuck all then… Keep going Wiki:
Dappy lives in St Albans with his girlfriend, Kaye Vassell, and their two sons, Gino and Milo. Gino was born in January 2009 and Dappy’s second son, Milo, was born on 10 December 2010
In September 2011, he revealed that he puts pepper into his toddler’s mouth when he swears which received a lot of criticism from parents and critics.
Hmmm, now according to the Star newspaper, who broke the story:
Dappy, real name Costadinos Contostavlos, who has Gino and nine-month-old Milo with his long-term girlfriend Kaye Vassell, 20, confessed: “I’m pretty strict as a parent.
“You need to discipline your kids, today more so than ever, I think.
“If my son is rude or says a swear word, then I put black pepper in his mouth – on the tip of his tongue – and slap his wrist.”
Dappy claimed his mum did the same to him when he was a troublesome child growing up in Camden, north London. Source
You would have thought that the little twat would have known that the punishment doesn’t work then!
But fuck me, can you imagine the consequences for anyone else had they just casually mentioned to a social worker that they season their sons tongue as a matter of routine? Let alone the fucking nation?
In October 2011, Dappy was arrested on suspicion of assaulting the mother of his two children, Kaye Vassell, and was later released without charge.
So, he is abusive to the mother of his kids – an abusive relationship – as well as abusive towards his children!
In February 2012, he was arrested and bailed on suspicion of affray, along with a second man after a reported incident involving two women and a group of men at a filling station in Guildford, Surrey.
Whichever way you look at it then, Nappy has a very long record of assaulting women.
In 2012, Dappy was again obliged to apologise after calling in a music video for the release of Learco Chindamo, the murderer of Headmaster Philip Lawrence. He later claimed he hadn’t realised Chindamo was a murderer.
Mr Lawrence’s widow, Frances, said she didn’t find the apology ‘entirely convincing’, especially as her name had been wrongly spelt.
Think yourself luck that you got an apology love, Chloe Moody didn’t… And to be fair, at least Nappy is consistent in his insincerity.
In January 2013, Nappy appeared at Guildford Crown Court on charges relating to his aforementioned arrest in February 2012 and was subsequently found guilty of Assault By Beating.
The following is from Sky News:
The 25-year-old was also convicted by a jury at Guildford Crown Court of a charge of assault by beating, which involved him spitting at a man.
The singer was cleared of two charges of common assault in which he was accused of spitting at – but missing – two 19-year-old women. Source
He likes that spitting at birds malarkey doesn’t he!
However, that is only half the story.
You see, despite giving it the ‘big un’, the fella that Nappy assaulted – which initially came in the form of him also spitting at the fella – proceeded to knock the bejesus out of the little shit.
Sky News continues:
The week-long trial heard how Dappy had been out on February 27 last year celebrating the release of his single Rockstar featuring Queen guitarist Brian May.
After spending the night in the VIP area of the Casino nightclub in Guildford, Dappy and his friends were travelling back in three cars to a recording studio in Godalming.
They stopped at a Shell garage in Woodbridge Road at about 3.30am, when Dappy approached Grace Cochran and Serena Burton.
Prosecutor Brian Stork said the women had been sitting on the kerb outside the station shop where Dappy tried to persuade them to get into the car with him.
The court was told that when they refused these advances and began to ridicule him, Dappy allegedly became angry and insulted them.
He was then accused of spitting at them but missing – the two counts of common assault faced by the singer.
Mr Stork said a man called David Jenkins who had been talking to the two women then stepped in to protect them, but was spat at by Dappy.
This spitting, which hit Mr Jenkins, made up the charge of assault by beating. The trial was told that saliva was found on Mr Jenkins’ T-shirt which had a DNA link to Dappy.
The court heard that Mr Jenkins put the rapper in a headlock, leading to several other people joining in the fight.
Or put another way, Nappy was saved by his brother in law and his hangers on… And even then, they appear not to have fared very well according to Sky News:
This included two other defendants, Kieran Vassell, 25, of west London, and Kalonji Stewart, 32, of Birmingham, who were both charged with affray.
The jury convicted Vassell but cleared Stewart.
A fourth man, Alfred Miller, 28, of west London, had pleaded guilty to affray and his sentencing was adjourned.
The trial heard that Mr Jenkins suffered several broken teeth in the fight while another man, Oliver Billson, suffered a swollen eye and Christopher Gibson sustained a broken nose.
Dappy had denied attempting to pick up the two women and told the court that he only spoke to them to promote his single.
Judge Neil Stewart adjourned the case for reports to be prepared on Dappy and Vassell.
Sentencing will be carried out on February 15. The pair were released on unconditional bail until then.
In January 2013, Contostavlos was found guilty by a jury at Guildford Crown Court of assault by beating. Sentencing was adjourned by Judge Neil Stewart in order to prepare pre-sentence reports. Sentencing took place on the 15th February 2013.
I fucking hate bullies.
Never the less, given mind to Nappy’s not inconsequential previous form and the fact that he was convicted in Crown Court after pleading “not guilty”, surely to Dog, the short arsed little cunt would be sent to prison this time?
Was he fuck.
In fact according to the BBC, Nappy only received a six month suspended sentence:
The court was read details of Contostavlos’s criminal record, including a six-month suspended sentence for affray and assault in February 2012.
A trial last year heard how he sparked a “mob-handed attack” when he spat at Grace Cochran and Serena Burton, who were both 19, at a filling station in Guildford. Source
Now, that BBC report from the 19th of June 2014 was actually in relation to another assault committed by Nappy, which took place on the 27th of February 2013 – And this is quite unbelievable, but never the less true – which was just two days after he had received that 6 month suspended sentence.
So surely to fuck he got a prison sentence this time?
You see, according to that same BBC article:
The former N-Dubz singer Dappy has been fined £800 for slapping a man outside a nightclub.
George Chittock was attacked by the singer after an event at Chicago’s in Chelmsford on 27 February.
Dappy, 27, of St Albans, Hertfordshire, was at Chelmsford Magistrates’ Court under his real name Dino Costas Contostavlos.
Mr Contostavlos was also told to pay a victim surcharge of £80 and costs of £930.
Yet that still isn’t the end of it.
You see, just 8 months AFTER receiving that 6 months suspended sentence and 8 months BEFORE receiving that £1000 in fines, Nappy assaulted another mush on October the 6th 2013.
Moreover, in what was probably done as a PR exercise in order to give the piss ant’s long criminal record a bit more respectability, that assault charge from October 2013 was not heard in court until September 5th 2014 – less than two weeks ago.
Former N-Dubz singer Dappy has been found guilty of assaulting a man at a nightclub in Reading.
The 27-year-old, who was tried under his real name of Costadinos Contostavlos, had denied attacking Devonn Reid during a public appearance at the Evissa club on October 6 last year.
Reading Magistrates’ Court heard that a fight broke out because Contostavlos began chatting to Mr Reid’s female friend and girlfriend at the club’s bar, and that the singer punched him after Mr Reid told him not to talk to them.
Describing the lead-up to the incident, Mr Reid said he and his friends were on the dancefloor when Contostavlos, who had denied assault, approached them and asked them if they had a problem before offering them a drink.
Later Mr Reid said he saw his friend, Marie O’Reilly, and his girlfriend, Cydney Webb, chatting with Contostavlos at the bar, and that the singer had his arm around Ms O’Reilly.
He said: “I thought it was in a flirtatious way and I said to Marie ‘Why are you talking with him?’
“Dappy said to me ‘What, don’t you want me talking to them?’
“He said ‘Why don’t you want me talking to them?’, and I pointed to Marie and said ‘Don’t talk to none of them’.
“He said something and I said ‘What?’, and I turned to look at him and that is when he hit me straight on the nose.”
Mr Reid added: “He had just turned and hit me straight with his right hand.
“After that we just gone. Bouncers came and grabbed him, I have gone to the toilet to clean myself up. He had popped my nose.” Source
HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET IT TRIED AT A MAGISTRATES COURT GIVEN HIS PREVIOUS VIOLENT RECORD AND HIS NOT GUILTY PLEA????
Or are you going to try and tell me after reading all that, he isn’t being ‘looked after’ by someone with the power to influence judges…
In fact Nappy is a bit like his former band mate & 1st cousin Tulisa Contostavlos in the getting off lightly stakes as it happens – but I won’t go into that now since I am a mile off track as it is.
Oh and did I tell you that Nappy’s old man, Byron Contostavlos was in Mungo Jerry’s band and was also N-Dubz manager up until he died in 2007.
Moreover, Tulisa’s father, Plato Contostavlos was also a member of Mungo Jerry and her mother, who along with her three sisters (Tulisa’s aunts) was a member of the 1980s all girl group, ‘Jeep’… And we all know about what goes on in the music world don’t we.
And I will tell you something else that is weird as fuck too.
The *aherm, aherm* comedian Jim Davidson attended that last court case of Nappys – the one that ended earlier this month:
During the trial, his friend, comedian Jim Davidson, attended court in a show of moral support.
Outside court, Davidson said: “Dappy is a good friend of mine. I don’t know what’s happened in this case but I’m just here to show him my support.”
Davidson had offered to be a character witness, but Dappy’s legal team declined.
Bench chairman Angela Tucker said the magistrates found Contostavlos was not under any physical threat at the time of the incident.
Now tell me that there is nothing weird about a 27 year old Hip Hop star being very close friends with a 60 year old has-been comedian?
Never the less, talk is cheap so best we compare photos of Nappy and the fella who as it now turns out, isn’t Jihadi Johnny bag.
As it happens, he probably isn’t JJ, but never the less Nappy’s story is well worthy of an inclusion.
And I think that I have also now sussed out why ISIS use Jihadi Johnny Bag for the beheadings… Look at this photo:
Now check out this next photo:
Look at the fucking mess!
No wonder they gave the executioners job to Jihadi John. He is so fucking clean & tidy.
Never the less, I really shouldn’t joke.
After all, this is a massive fucking crock of horse shit that we are being sold… And the fact that we are paying £17.4 Billion pounds a year in the form of the Security Services yearly budget – just to be sold a crock of horse shit – absolutely fucking stinks.
I mean, that yearly budget works out to around £275 pound per year for every man woman & child in the cuntry.
Worse still, that is a fucking big chunk of money to lay out on what is in reality a 25 million to one shot of being killed by a terrorist here in the UK.
And with a 20 million to one chance of being killed by a terrorist for those living in the USA, neither are the odds much worse than over here.
Moreover, the lowest estimate that I was able to find for the American intelligence services annual budget was $80 Billion Dollars.
Now have a look at these statistics:
And fuck me, even the world wide odds of anyone being killed by a terrorist are only a staggering 9.4 million to one chance.
THERE IS NO FUCKING TERRORIST THREAT… Geddit?
We are being taken for proper cunts by an evil, sick and twisted cabal who are intent on wiping out the vast majority of the world population.
Yet what a proper fucking slap in the chops that Security Service budget is for British citizens.
I mean, people are fucking starving in this country yet our scum government are spending £17.4 Billion quid on a threat that does not exist.
Furthermore, that piss take becomes an added kick in the bollocks when you consider that two years ago, the Office of National Statistics stated that the cost of living for the average British family was nearly £500 per week:
The average British household spends £489 each week according to new data from the Office for National Statistics (ONS) – £7.70 less than they did a year ago. Source
After all, we all know that anyone who is unskilled is never going to find a job paying £550 -£600 before deductions these days… Not that there are even lower paid jobs to be had.
So that begs the question; how come an unemployed couple with two children have to get by on around £350 per week out of which they would have to pay their rent/mortgage?
Fuck me, its no wonder that – according to themoneycharity.org.uk – a house is repossessed every 21 minutes, 29 seconds in the UK, as well as there being 423 landlord possession claims and 353 landlord possession orders made every single day of the week in this country. Source
Yet our vastly overpaid, extremely under worked & grossly incompetent MP’s are in line for an 11% pay rise… PISS TAKING CUNTS.
Moreover, despite millions of people not even being able to afford to get by in this country due to the totally unnecessary government cut backs – or I should say that the cut-backs would be unnecessary if the cunts did their job properly – the fraudulent national debt still rose from £1.428 trillion at the end of July 2013 to a staggering £1.452 trillion at the end of July 2014 – an extra £478 per UK adult.
Yet £17.4 Billion pounds per year is wasted on a nonexistent terrorist threat.
In fact, according to the John Baker website – based on the National Safety Councils estimates – you are eight times more likely to be killed by a police officer than by a terrorist in this cuntry. Source
Personally, I reckon the chances of being killed by a copper are way higher than that.
Moreover, things are much worse in the USA with police brutality completely out of control:
The increase in police brutality in this country is a frightening reality. In the last decade alone the number of people murdered by police has reached 5,000. The number of soldiers killed since the inception of the Iraq war, 4489.
The police presence in this country is being turned into a military with a clearly defined enemy, anyone who questions the establishment.
If we look at the most recent numbers of non-military US citizens killed by terrorism worldwide, that number is 17. You have a better chance of being killed by a bee sting, or a home repair accident than you do a terrorist. And you are 29 times more likely to be murdered by a cop than a terrorist!
500 innocent Americans are murdered by police every year (USDOJ). 5,000 since 9/11, equal to the number of US soldiers lost in Iraq.
In 1994 the US Government passed a law authorizing the Pentagon to donate surplus Cold War era military equipment to local police departments.
In the 20 years since, weaponry designed for use on a foreign battlefield, has been handed over for use on American streets…against American citizens.
The “War on Drugs” and the “War on Terror” replaced the Cold War with billions in funding and dozens of laws geared towards this new “war” against its own citizens.
This militarization of the police force has created what is being called an “epidemic of police brutality” sweeping the nation. Source
How fucking true is that sentence: The “War on Drugs” and the “War on Terror” replaced the Cold War with billions in funding and dozens of laws geared towards this new “war” against its own citizens.
And whilst things are not quite that bad in this country at the moment, our thug coppers appear determined to catch up with the Americans – or once again I should say that our government is determined to make sure that our police forces catch up with the Americans.
So in conclusion, the bottom line is that these power crazed cunts ruining our respective countries are going to take us to the brink of WW3 and possibly even beyond, all off the back of 3 fake beheading videos, and some made up old fanny about a most improbable number of very young, British, Australian & American birds fucking off to SYRIA to join the CIA created ISIS terrorist organization.
Personally speaking, I love my family far too fucking much to just let that happen without shouting as loud as I can about their sick agenda… I hope that you will join me.