Waterboarded My Arse

Christopher Spivey

 

If you are a regular reader of the Chimp then you cannot but fail to have noticed the large amount of print time given over to the 15 year old Syrian immigrant, schoolboy who was “allegedly” headbutted to the ground and “waterboarded“.

The boy – known only as ‘Jamal’ – and his family are not named in full. Course, that would be fair enough given that Jamal is only 15 years old but that fact becomes highly suspect when you consider that the boy then happily posed for press photographers.

Hmmm… He certainly does not look any worse for his “terrifying” ordeal and there are no injuries to show that he was headbutted.

Mind you, neither is there any evidence to show that he was headbutted in the video of the ‘attack’, which was predictably filmed in techno-shite and would also explain why the monkey kuntz opted to use the word “Allegedly“.

However, Jamal and his family are now £135 Grand richer – nice work if you can get it:

A Syrian refugee who was ‘waterboarded’ in a bullying attack turned up at the scene of a protest outside his school today.

Jamal, 15, said ‘thanks to everyone’ as he arrived at Almondbury Community School in Huddersfield to be greeted by 30 members of the public.

The youngster, who is alleged to have been head butted and had water squirted in his face in an attack captured on a shocking video, smiled as he was brought to the scene by his father.

He was surrounded by protesters showing support for his family in the wake of the incident, and just a few minutes later got back into a car which drove off.

He spoke after the total raised to support his family – who have said they want to move out of the area – hit £135,000. 

It is the first time Jamal has been seen in public and his family’s lawyer said they are happy for him to be pictured. Source

Now here is the thing. The whole horror of the story is based on the fact that Jamal was waterboarded – yet he most definitely was not.

Waterboarding is a form of abhorrent torture favored by the CIA in which the victim is strapped on his back, onto a tilted board, with his head lower than his feet, unable to move. A towel is then placed over the victims face and water is poured over the towel, leaving the victim unable to breathe and in fear of drowning.

Jamal on the other hand had some water poured on his face… Indeed about as close to being waterboarded as a vampire getting a stake through the heart and someone getting a splinter in the nipple.

Therefore there is an agenda being pursued here because the Chimps evidence – at best – suggests that a 15 yr old boy was forced to the ground by a bully and had a bit of water poured over his head… No headbutt, no waterboarding.

PHOTO: The “bully” walks up to Jamal although I am not sure why Jamal’s face has been pixilated. Notice that the bottle of water is in the bully’s right hand. 

PHOTO: This is the closest that it gets to a headbutt which trust me, was not a headbutt. 

PHOTO: Having been “headbutted”, Jamal showed no sign of being hurt and did in fact advance towards  his attacker causing the bully to take a step back. The bottle of Water has never left the bully’s right hand.

PHOTO: The bully then lunges forward and grabs Jamal’s neck… WHERE THE FUCK DID THE BOTTLE OF WATER GO?

And the answer to that is the quickest, blurriest transfer of a bottle in history took place since the bottle is now in the bully’s left hand… Apparently

PHOTO: The bottle-less bully then wrestles Jamal to the ground 

At this point it becomes blatantly obvious that at best, the bully is new to this kind of thing since any thug worth his salt would be raining down punches on his victim… Yet there is not so much as one punch thrown. Neither is there any resistance from Jamal – strange for someone who arrived here from a war torn city.

PHOTO: Having got Jamal on the ground, the bully appears to be going to punch his victim… But don’t worry. That is not a fist, it is the bully’s hand holding the bottle… Apparently!

PHOTO: At 27 seconds in, the bully begins to *aherm, aherm, waterboard Jamal… Having never so much as bitch slapped him.

PHOTO: The torture goes on for a horrifying TWO SECONDS in which most of the water goes over the back of Jamal’s head.

PHOTO: With the two seconds of horrific torture over, the bully stands back and lets Jamal get up

Course, at this point, most thugs would have aimed their boot at their victims head… Least that is how it worked when I went to school.

Yet instead the attacker walked off one way and Jamal – no worse for wear except to his pride – walks off the other way.

Now that shit goes on in every school, every single day of the school week and is not even worth reporting in the local rag, let alone in an international newspaper.

In fact I witnessed and was indeed myself a victim of much more violent attacks at school than that girly spat. And on occasions I also attacked my peers much more violently than that… Shit happens at school and boys will be boys.

Yet the Chimp have managed to get more than TEN farticles out of this non-story.

However, I feel sure that this little spat is the best thing to happen to Jamal and his family, since they had to flee war torn Syria in terror just two years ago so the £135 Grand makes for a nice Christmas present… Unless of course it is another in a long line of hoaxes.

I mean the involvement of Tommy Robinson suggests that it is all bollox. Robinson is a useful idiot who does the bidding of his MI5 masters.

The family of a young refugee ‘waterboarded’ at his school have threatened to sue anti-Islam activist Tommy Robinson over his claims their son was involved in an earlier attack.

English Defence League founder Robinson – recently made an adviser to Ukip – attempted to counter the outrage over the bullying video shared online earlier this week.

In an online rant, he alleged the Syrian boy, who is called Jamal, had earlier joined in an attack on a white girl at the school.

But his incendiary claims were immediately challenged by others online, who posted messages in which the girl’s mother denied Jamal was involved.

Jamal’s family, who fear they may have to move out of the area over the furore, have now said they are considering legal action.

Their lawyer told MailOnline: ‘This is something that has just added to the terrible situation Jamal is in. I am considering legal action over this.’

Robinson was yesterday accused of having influenced the bully, after it emerged the boy had shared his Facebook posts.  

The 36-year-old today told his followers that he had received messages from a mother from the area, who claimed the bullied boy got involved in an attack on her daughter.

But other Facebook users shared images of messages in which the girl’s mother denied the Syrian boy was involved in the attack, and her message to Robinson had been misunderstood.

The woman behind the claims appears to have since removed her account from Facebook.

Now that has to be the strangest Solicitors letter ever… And how did the Chimp get hold of it?

Course Tom-Tit later admitted that his claims were unfounded but the damage had already been done by then.

Former English Defence League leader Tommy Robinson retracted false claims that ‘Muslim gangs’ had attacked a white boy at a school where bullies waterboarded a 15-year-old Syrian refugee. 

Robinson, who changed his name from Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, had posted a seven-minute rant on Facebook which made a string of untrue allegations about events at  Almondbury Community School in Huddersfield. 

The former EDL leader, who is now an adviser to Ukip leader Gerard Batten, also claimed Jamal, 15-year-old refugee at the centre of the bullying row, had attacked a white girl at the school. 

However – given Robinson’s recent alleged spell in prison – do you really think that he is silly enough to broadcast unfounded, inflammatory claims unless he knew that he would not fall foul of the law by doing so? Especially given the high profile of this case.

Of course the racist little cunt wouldn’t… Indeed it is safe to say that little Tom has a nice thing going on these days.

Mind you, the bully is going to end up in court charged with assault occasioning actual bodily wetness:

It comes after West Yorkshire Police said that a 16-year-old has been interviewed over the attack on the refugee boy, and reported for summons for an offence of assault ahead of a youth court appearance.

The boy was questioned by police over the footage in which the 15-year-old victim, with his arm in a cast, is thrown to the ground.

And there was me thinking that there were not enough police to waste man hours on such trivialities… My bad!

Nevertheless, you would have thought that with the thug-police investigating the old bollox then they would have at least gone the extra mile and nicked the person who filmed it too… After all, by filming the “horrific” attack that person was aiding and abetting the crime.

Certainly, those standing around watching could be accused of being involved in the crime.

Mind you, as the days went on the attack got worse:

The video shows Jamal being dragged to the floor by his neck before his attacker says, ‘I’ll drown you’ and forces a water bottle into his mouth.

THE VIDEO SHOWS NO SUCH THING! But what happened to the headbutt?

ITV News reported the victim fled war-torn Homs with his family and now feels unsafe going to the school following the incident last month.

So, going to school in England is worse than living in a war zone… Roger that.

Mind you, Jamal speaks very good English for someone who has only been in the cuntry for two years:

In a heartbreaking interview with ITN, the boy told how he was so upset and ‘ashamed’ of the attack, which happened in October, he dreaded returning to school and cried himself to sleep.

He said: ‘I was feeling unsafe everywhere – even to go to the shop.’

‘I was feeling like I couldn’t study or do my homework.

‘When I saw everyone looking at this video I felt ashamed of myself and why it happened. I was really upset about that.’

‘I woke up at night and just started crying about this problem. They think I’m different – different from them,’ he told the broadcaster.

‘I don’t feel safe at school. Sometimes I say to my dad, ‘I don’t want to go to school anymore’. I was just crying and I didn’t do nothing because I respect the school rules.’

Hmm, with a £135 Grand in the bank I don’t feel too heartbroken for him… But then again I am very cynical.

After all, Jamal is a very nice young man… At least he is according to yet another major farticle on the old bollox:

A Syrian refugee who was filmed having water poured on his face and being pushed to the ground in a viral video has urged people to not attack the alleged bully behind his suffering.

YES… But what the fuck happened to the headbutt?

Footage of the incident went viral earlier this week and has since been watched millions of times. However the boy at the centre of the alleged attack known as Jamal, has said he wants no violence to be aimed at the bully following the incident at the school in Huddersfield.

Online abuse has been directed at the alleged 16-year-old perpetrator and a solicitor representing Jamal said he and his family have been alarmed by the violent threats they have seen online against the alleged attackers. Source

Yet the monkey boyz just couldn’t leave the old fanny alone and in doing so, convinced me that the storm in a teacup has a much more sinister agenda… You see, the cunts are now alleging that Jamal wrote to his MP because of the bullying that he was receiving:

A little over a month ago, Huddersfield MP Barry Sheerman received an email from one of his constituents. It was from a 15-year-old boy and titled: ‘Complaint. Please help me.’

Underneath, he catalogued, in chilling detail, the physical and psychological abuse he had been subjected to by bullies at his school.

They had, he said, doused him in water, thrown an egg at him, broken his arm, and even set his hair on fire.

So, it now seems that the bullies broke his arm and set him on fire… Not to mention that the thugs threw an egg at him:

‘On a number of occasions,’ the youngster revealed, ‘I have observed my abusers laughing and recording me on their smart phones without my permission.’

Behind this harrowing testimony is a story which has dominated the headlines this week.

For the writer of this email is a Syrian refugee called Jamal. He was identified this week after a sickening video of him allegedly being ‘waterboarded’ was posted online. Source

However, have you ever tried contacting your MP? Waste of fucking time mate unless there is some agenda to be had from it.

Course, if that farticle didn’t convince me that this was total bollox used to covertly increase racial hatred, then the latest Chimp farticle on the old fanny was the icing on the cake:

The mother of the schoolboy suspected of waterboarding a Syrian refugee is a convicted racist who spat at a chip shop owner, it has emerged.

The woman, who can’t be named for legal reasons, was fined after the attack in which she called the takeaway worker a ‘P**i’ and a ‘terrorist’.

She was arrested after the incident in a chip shop in March last year and pleaded guilty to racially aggravated ­threatening behaviour.

‘I came in to work at around 8pm to help lock up for the night. She was sitting eating with one of her sons. I went to the toilet and when I came out there was a pool of sick on the floor. It must have been them,’ the owner told the Sunday PeopleSource

Don’t believe the fucking truth – you are being treated like a cunt… Just sayin’.