Jan 3 2020
And once again it would seem as if the world is on the brink of world war, all thanks to those pesky Iranians.
I mean it could not possibly be Americas fault could it?
The following is taken from a chimp farticle – the absolute masters of bullcrap:
Iran has vowed a ‘crushing revenge’ and ‘jihad’ on the United States after an American airstrike this morning killed Tehran’s top general Qassem Soleimani, head of the elite Quds Force, at Baghdad International Airport.
Wellll… Reading that it would not be unfair to say that Iran has some justification for being pissed off:
Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei proclaimed his country would avenge the bitter loss of his highest ranking general, while Lebanon’s Tehran-backed Hezbollah said it would ramp up its terror ‘with the blessing of his pure blood.’
Annnnd again, to be fair America would be pissed off if Iran had blown one of their top generals to smithereens… Although it seems to be Lebanon who are more pissed off:
The Pentagon said President Donald Trump had ordered the ‘decisive action to protect U.S. personnel abroad by killing Soleimani’ who was ‘actively developing plans to attack American diplomats and service members in Iraq and throughout the region.’
Hmmm… However, why in the name of fuck would that top of the pops General have been “developing plans” to attack American diplomats?
After all, the Iranian government are not terrorists and if they wanted to spark a war with the Yanks (which they certainly do not) then they would just have rained hell fire on Israel… It makes no sense whatsoever does it:
Soon after news of the strike spread, Trump, who is currently at Mar-a-Lago, tweeted an image of an American flag, offering no further remarks or explanation.
Well he wouldn’t add fuck all would he. I mean there is no excuse for blowing up another country’s top ranker on the premise of some made up bullshit is there… But then again the flag posting will get the half-wits patriots going I suppose:
The US embassy told all Americans to ‘leave Iraq immediately’ where possible by airline and ‘failing that, to other countries via land.’
Errrr… Is it not usual protocol for the American government to assist their foreign nationals with evacuation. Certainly they should not be left to fend for themselves, especially since those in need of evacuation would mostly be made up of government employees… After all, Iraq aint the America equivalent of Spain for us Brits for fucks sake.
Nevertheless, they are sending in 750 ground troops… That will cure the problem:
The stark warning comes as the Iraqi prime minister Adil Abdul-Mahdi warned the rocket strike would ‘spark a devastating war in Iraq,’ adding that the assault by the US was ‘a brazen violation of Iraq’s sovereignty and blatant attack on the nation’s dignity.’
Fuck knows what that cunt is on about since the Iraqi prime mincer is an American puppet… Mind you, I suppose that he has to keep the charade going.
Thousands of Iranian mourners dressed in black flooded the streets of Soleimani’s hometown of Kerman, a revered commander, he was responsible for shaping Iranian foreign policy throughout the Middle East.
Now if that is true, then the Iranian people must be a lot more clued up than the Americans since most of their population couldn’t even name a top general let alone mourn him… Course, according to this Chimp farticle, Iran’s foreign policy consists of acts of terrapinism:
The drone strike also killed Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis, the deputy commander of the Iran-backed militias in Iraq known as the Popular Mobilization Forces, which besieged the US embassy in Baghdad earlier this week.
Oh my fucking days… So we are now supposed to believe that Iran’s sworn enemy, Iraq, allows them to operate a Militia in their country
The definition of which is: MILITIA – noun: a military force that is raised from the civil population to supplement a regular army in an emergency.
Yet we are supposed to believe that not only was this Iranian militia openly engaging in acts of terrorism in the country of their sworn enemy, they were also being overseen by Iran’s second most important person (at least he was according to the Chimp) who commands Iran’s regular army.
And could only be identified by his ring!!!
Indeed, it is too ridiculous for words – although I am surprised that his passport wasn’t left intact:
Khamenei proclaimed: ‘All friends – & enemies – know that Jihad of Resistance will continue with more motivation & definite victory awaits the fighters on this blessed path. The loss of our dear General is bitter. The continuing fight & ultimate victory will be more bitter for the murderers & criminals.’
C’mon now Monkey Boyz, are you sure that Khameni didn’t add “allahu akbar” onto the end of that statement.
It comes as Iraqi Shia militia leader Muqtada al-Sadr ordered the reformation of the Mahdi Army which fought against US troops during the invasion in 2003. Sadr had disbanded the group in 2008… Continue reading this propaganda bollox
Course, that last paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with this story and was in all probability just added to ramp up the fear mongering.
I mean, the Iraqi Militia should have reformed to combat the Iranian militia operating in their country, not to fight their masters… After all, that didn’t end well for them in 2003 did it.
However, Iran knows very well that it would suffer the same fate as Iraq if they started a war with the yanks and they are not that stupid… Unless it was by design of course.
After all, they are all in it together.
Course, America – given the opportunity – would love to attack Iran. I mean, that has been their goal since before 9/11… Yet launching a pretend strike on Iraq is certainly not going to give them cause to achieve it.
However, even if a phony war manages to kick off it would not spark WW3 because the Russians will not get involved…. After all, if the Kremlin wanted to bring America to its knees, they certainly would not need to do it by force.
Indeed, all that Putin would need to do is turn their gas supply off… Just sayin’.