Unpalatable Monkey Shit.

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The Daily Chimp

I fucking detest the Monkey’s at the Daily Chimp – Now there’s a line I never imagined I’d be writing!

But it’s true, never the less.

They are untalented, soulless, hypocrites, who contribute fuck all to society, are devoid of integrity and very badly in need of  a strong dose of their own medicine… Or a right fucking good hiding.

The cunts never cease to amaze me, I’ll give em that.

I mean, a week ago, they were championing  that half baked, spunk bubble Gideon Bean and his sure fire, bound to fail plan to make the unemployed work for their benefits.

In fact, the Chimps couldn’t stop fucking mentioning it for days with headlines such as this:

Pick up litter for your dole: Long-term jobless will also clean up graffiti or cook for the elderly in Tory ‘work for benefits’ plan  Source

Worse still, beside these articles were other badly researched, poorly written, cretinous articles blatantly vilifying the unemployed, by making out that they are laughing in the face of those mugs who work “to keep them in luxury”… CUNTS..

What the fucking rancid nuggets should have been doing is publicly berating the Cunt Cameron and his nonce ponce cabinet members for their prolonged, hypocritical, nonsensical,  unnecessary, and cruel policies aimed at the country’s most vulnerable and hard pressed members of the public.

Instead, what the monkey cunts were doing was gleefully promoting the unacceptable, draconian, new policy’s dreamed up by the limp wristed, pathetic piece of twisted dog shit, who minces about under the guise of the chancellor of the exchequer.

Yet seven short days later, the same swollen arsed primates are publishing articles like the shit found below without any sense of shame what so ever.

The article is about the useless, nonce cunt ex Italian prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi opting to do community service rather than spend 4 years under house arrest.

At 77 years old, the paedo sick fuck is too old to go to prison – a ruling that the old perverted cunt personally introduced – but not too old to stop him fucking young girls apparently.

However, the vile old bastard isn’t the issue here. My beef is with the Monkey boys and their shameless attempt at pretending to be journalists.

The article begins thus:

Disgraced former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi is to opt for 12 months community service as his punishment instead of house arrest, his lawyer has confirmed.

It means the ultimate humiliation for billionaire media tycoon Berlusconi, 77, who will have to join other convicts in carrying out menial tasks such as cutting the grass in public parks, painting sheltered accommodation or picking up litter.

Straight away, Bobo the Baboon lets you know that Community Service is A PUNISHMENT, dished out for CRIMES such as fucking under age prostitutes, tax fraud and abuse of office… Or if you’re British, crimes also worthy of Community Service include being unemployed.

Monkey boy then describes the MENIAL, HUMILIATING tasks that Berlusconi will be expected to carry out as PUNISHMENT for his CRIMES.

These include  cutting the grass in public parks, painting sheltered accommodation or picking up litter.

So, its only the rich that feel humiliation is it you obnoxious, brain dead,  monkey cunts?

Now, I will once again remind you of that Daily Chimp headline to the article about Gideon Beans, £300 million pound, dumb shit plan, to criminalise and humiliate the unemployed, due to start next April… You know?  The one that the obnoxious, hairy arsed, Chimps were giving their backing:

Pick up litter for your dole: Long-term jobless will also clean up graffiti or cook for the elderly in Tory ‘work for benefits’ plan  

Never the less, since I’m quoting Burks, I will quote one more, which unlike the propaganda shite, that the Daily Chimp spew’s forth, is not hypocritical, make believe, bullshit:

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

Lets up our game people.

 

 

 

Berlusconi faces a year of picking rubbish: Disgraced former Italian PM chooses community service over house arrest

  • The 77-year-old can avoid four-year sentence for tax fraud due to his age
  • If his plea is accepted he will have to clean up and cut grass in public parks

By NICK PISA

PUBLISHED: 01:12, 7 October 2013 | UPDATED: 01:15, 7 October 2013

 

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, 77, can avoid his four-year sentence for tax fraud because of his ageFormer Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, 77, can avoid his four-year sentence for tax fraud because of his age

 

Disgraced former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi is to opt for 12 months community service as his punishment instead of house arrest, his lawyer has confirmed.

It means the ultimate humiliation for billionaire media tycoon Berlusconi, 77, who will have to join other convicts in carrying out menial tasks such as cutting the grass in public parks, painting sheltered accommodation or picking up litter.

Because of his age he cannot carry out the four-year prison sentence he was given for tax fraud – later reduced to a year – and he has the option of serving the punishment under house arrest or as community service.

Berlusconi’s lawyer Francesco Coppi said: ‘We will make the official request by the end of this week – although the verdict is completely unfair.

‘We are gathering together the material we need to present our request for community service to the judicial authorities.

‘We will also be indicating the type and level of work that can be undertaken given the age of the person in question.’

His legal team will also request that the community service be carried out in Rome and not his home town of Milan.

A tribunal in Milan was supposed to have ruled on his exact punishment but because of technical reasons until decision will not be announced until Christmas meaning he will have another few weeks as a ‘free man.’

Berlusconi was convicted last year and the verdict and sentence was confirmed by Italy’s Supreme Court in the summer.

It came after a turbulent few months for the former politician who was also found guilty of having sex with an underage prostitute at his infamous bunga bunga parties.

He was sentenced to seven years in jail for that offence and for abuse of office for trying to cover up the crime but he still has two levels of appeal before the conviction and eventual punishment is confirmed.

 

Several charity groups and religious organisations have asked for Berlusconi to carry out his community service punishment with them so that he can ‘see how the other half live’.

Father Antonio Mazzi, a Catholic priest who runs a charity called Exodus for drug addicts in Milan said: ‘I would love to have Berlusconi working with me, so he could work hard for his redemption.

‘I would love to get him up in the morning and tell him to make his bed.

‘He should do something humiliating or some other manual work like cleaning toilets.

Humiliation: Last week the billionaire media tycoon was humiliated after trying to stage a failed coupHumiliation: Last week the billionaire media tycoon was humiliated after trying to stage a failed coup

 

‘I don’t think he should be working with some of the prostitutes we deal with – they would probably make him their hero.

‘He needs to find his soul before he can be allowed to mix with society again.

‘I think he needs to spend some time on his own as well, reflecting and looking inside.

‘He needs to take away the mask he is hiding behind and which has helped him dupe Italians.

‘I’m sure he can be saved but he needs to get his hands dirty, maybe by picking tomatoes but far from people who worship him.’

Following the end of his premiership he was found guilty of sex with an underage girl in a bunga bunga partyFollowing the end of his premiership he was found guilty of sex with an underage girl in a bunga bunga party

 

Last week, Berlusconi was also humiliated after he tried to orchestrate a rebellion within the ruling coalition government by ordering his MP’s to pull out but they refused and so a planned confidence vote was not needed.

On Friday, a Senate committee recommended that the former cruise ship crooner be expelled from parliament due to his tax fraud verdict – the first conclusive conviction he has had after 20 years of trials.

The decision will have to be confirmed by a full Senate hearing to establish if he should be kicked out and that will take place later this month.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2447854/Berlusconi-faces-year-picking-rubbish-Disgraced-Italian-PM-chooses-community-service-house-arrest.html#ixzz2h19xrpCH
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