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So, the Great Dane, Messer Scmidt refuses to share the ‘sefie’ of her, Obama and the Cunt Cameron does she?

Is anyone surprised?

The reason that she refuses to show the photo is because “it isn’t a particularly good picture”… Or so she says.

There were after all, strange ‘things’ taking place behind the trio’s backs when the snap was supposedly taken – things that we are not meant to see.

In fact the chances are that Messer didn’t take a photo at all.

I mean, there are photos of the trio supposedly looking at the photo afterwards so if it was a crap photo, why didn’t they take another one?

Certainly, if you have read my article ‘something is afoot and it isn’t twelve inches‘ you will know that there is a lot more to this play act than just taking a silly fucking photo.

Still, at least the header photo above sorts out the mystery of the red chair with the orange square of foam on it supposedly acting as a cushion… At least sort of.

And in doing so, even more questions are thrown into the mix.

Such as, why does the foam look so rigid?



So, who is the bird sat on the chair and why was she sitting there?

She looks fucking evil!

Moreover, this begs the question; why was she moved before the ‘selfie’ was taken?

And who is the happy looking bird? You know what I always say about photo shopped pictures.

And as for the orange foam cushion – if indeed it was a cushion – I can only  presume that it was placed on the make-shift red chair because the bird had a case of painful piles… Which I suppose would explain the fucking evil look on her face.

However, check out this photo:



Originally I had thought that the orange in the photo was part of the woman’s dress.

However, now on closer examination it looks to me to be the orange cushion, photo-shopped to look like her dress.

Now, why would that be?

Furthermore, it has since been pointed out to me that the woman’s name is Susan Rice, who is Obama’s National Security Advisor and apparently, a right cunt to boot.

Now, when you think about it logically, why would the National Security Advisor accompany Obama? Does she go with him on all of his trips abroad?

She was very close to the Clintons, who also travelled with Obama, but Rice sat behind the President at Mandela’s bash whereas the Clintons sat in the next block of seating along.



The following is what Wikipedia has to say about Rice. I have underlined the information that I feel is relevant:

Susan Elizabeth Rice (born November 17, 1964) is the United States National Security Advisor. Rice is a former U.S. diplomat, former Brookings Institution fellow and former United States Ambassador to the United Nations.

Rice served on the staff of the National Security Council and as Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs during President Bill Clinton‘s second term. Rice was confirmed as UN ambassador by the U.S. Senate by unanimous consent on January 22, 2009.

Rice’s name was mentioned as a possible replacement for retiring Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in 2013 after President Barack Obama‘s November 2012 re-election, but on December 13, following ongoing controversy related to the 2012 Benghazi attack on the U.S consulate, she announced that she was withdrawing her name from consideration saying that if nominated “the confirmation process would be lengthy, disruptive, and costly”.

Rice succeeded Tom Donilon as National Security Adviser on July 1, 2013

Curiouser and curiouser.

Now, as I said in the original article, I personally believe that the selfie was set up purposely beforehand to allow the trio, and in particular Obama and the Cunt Cameron to do something that we are not meant to know about… The photo evidence that I put forward certainly seems to suggest so.

Just what that ‘something’ is, remains to be seen… But without a doubt, the more that I find out about this charade, the more sinister it then becomes.

And the header photo also proves that I was right in saying that Obama changed seats with Michael and not the other way around as the MSM would have us believe, thus adding credence to my belief.

The MSM must surely have known who was sitting where and when. So why lie? … Just saying


Danish prime minister REFUSES to reveal her Mandela memorial selfie because ‘it isn’t a particularly good picture’

  • Helle Thorning-Schmidt today said she will not share the image
  • Described picture with Cameron and Obama as not ‘particularly good’
  • Photograph taken at Nelson Mandela’s memorial service on Monday
  • Dane previously defended the shot saying it was just ‘a bit of fun’


PUBLISHED: 20:53, 13 December 2013 | UPDATED: 20:56, 13 December 2013


The Danish prime minister is refusing to reveal the controversial selfie taken at Nelson Mandela’s memorial service.

Helle Thorning-Schmidt told a Danish newspaper she won’t be posting the photo as it’s not ‘particularly good.’

The Dane – who took the photo of herself, President Obama, and UK Prime Minister David Cameron during the service – did not reveal whether she would delete the image or just refrain from showing it to the public.


For our eyes only: The controversial selfie, pictured, will not be shared with the public, the Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt said todayFor our eyes only: The controversial selfie, pictured, will not be shared with the public, the Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt said today


Speaking to Danish tabloid Ekstra Bladet, she said: ‘It isn’t a particularly good picture.’

The Danish prime minister previously defended the selfie saying that the trio of world leaders were just ‘having a bit of fun’.

She added that the relaxed picture was in-keeping with the spirit of the event.

The Dane, who is married to former Labour Party leader Neil Kinnock’s son Stephen, 42, has enjoyed a glamorous reputation in her native country since becoming prime minister in 2011.


She said: ‘There were lots of pictures taken that day, and I just thought it was a bit of fun.

‘Maybe it also shows that when we meet heads of state and government, we too are just people who have fun.’

In an interview with Danish Daily Berlinske, she added: ‘There was a sadness, but it was basically a festive event that also celebrated a man who has lived for 95 years and achieved so much in his life.

‘There was dancing on the stands. And then we took a really fun selfie.’ 

The Danish Prime Minister has enjoyed a glamorous reputation in her native country since being elected in 2011The Danish Prime Minister has enjoyed a glamorous reputation in her native country since being elected in 2011


Obama, Cameron and Thorning-Schmidt were captured taking the picture at the FNB Stadium near Johannesburg on Tuesday, as thousands of mourners gathered to pay tribute to Nelson Mandela.


The photograph was taken shortly after President Obama gave a reverent speech about the former South African President and civil rights campaigner who died aged 95 at the weekend.

The White House has not commented on the photograph, but David Cameron this week brushed off the incident.

During Prime Minister’s Questions in the House of Commons he said: ‘In my defense, I would say that Nelson Mandela played an extraordinary role in his life and in his death in bringing people together.

So of course when a member of the Kinnock family asked me for a photograph, I thought it was only polite to say yes.’

‘I was being polite’: Cameron defends memorial service selfie

Helle Thorning-Schmidt, with her husband Stephen Kinnock who is the son of former Labour Party leader Neil KinnockHelle Thorning-Schmidt, with her husband Stephen Kinnock who is the son of former Labour Party leader Neil Kinnock


But the controversy is not going away as quickly as the world leaders would like.

It led to a backlash from Twitter users who said it was inappropriate behaviour at an event to remember the life of the anti-apartheid hero, who died last week aged 95.

Twitter user James Armitage wrote: ‘What selfish morons take a “selfie” at a memorial service? Oh yeah that’s right, Barack Obama and David Cameron.’

In a message directed at Mr Cameron, Sarah McDermott said: ‘You have precisely zero class or decorum.’


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