The Sunday Spiv 20/11/16

Christopher Spivey


Good  morning, afternoon or evening and a happy Weirdy-Beardy-Man in the Skyday to you all, except for the cunts who I don’t like… They can fuck right off and when they have finished fucking right off, they can go and fuck right off some more.

Unfortunately, todays post will have to be brief due to me drowning in work.

So, first off in response to a comment left by “Pons” in regard to me challenging you readers to name the six famous faces that I posted photos of in my article: “Let’s go play at the Astors”all of whom were famous in the 20th century – I am sorry to tell you that you only correctly  guessed two of the three answers that you submitted.

However, since you have offered a very generous donation in return for the answers, they are as follows:


  • Top row, left and right respectively: Enoch Powell & Nikola Tesla
  • Middle row: Oswald Mosley & Charlie Chaplin
  • Bottom row: George Orwell & Ian Fleming

Okay, now according to the Chimp, “The (former) Duchess of Pork“, Sarah Ginger is suing the Zionist Crook, Rupert ‘the bear’ Murdoch for a cool £25 Million – small change to the billionaire but an outrageous sum all the same:

The Duchess of York has launched an astounding lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch, demanding more than £25 million over the cash-for-access sting that destroyed her reputation.

In explosive court documents, Fergie claims undercover reporter Mazher Mahmood tricked her when she offered to introduce him to Prince Andrew for £500,000.

But in a vigorous counterattack, lawyers for Mr Murdoch’s publishing company accuse her of ‘dishonesty’ and attempted fraud, and describe her case as ‘defective and embarrassing’.

The staggering £25 million figure reflects what the Duchess believes she lost in earnings after her reputation was demolished by the incident. Source

I can’t actually believe that I am even entertaining this shit!

You see, basically Sarah Ginger is guilty as fuck but objects to the way that she was caught out being guilty as fuck!

Yet in reality the greedy munter destroyed her own reputation long before she began selling access to Princess Andrew of Paedononce.

Indeed, she managed to do that when she was photographed having her trotters sucked by the baldy-headed businessman, John Bryant whilst at the same time having her upper-decker-flopper-droppers hanging around by her belly button.

A pest at best.

And whilst we are at it, you may recall that I wrote in an article a little while back – I forget which one – that a number of well known names were turning up in naked photos on Hamster.Com and with that in mind, you don’t reckon that the following photo is of Boomtime-Betty do you?


Then again, probably not… Bizzy Lizzie wouldn’t be seen dead making her own cup of tea. Nevertheless, that is a genuine photo from Hamster and not one that I knocked up myself.

Meantime, the Monkey Kuntz continue to want it it all ways in their made up shit-rag news with more than a few contradictory clinker-tales appearing over the past few weeks.

You see, in the Chimps latest article on the state of our prison services, they claim that according to a top secret security report Britain’s jails are lawless, violent places with prisoners being murdered by the jail load and prison guards being attacked and taken ostrich – or something like that – leading to riots breaking out every half hour or so… Probably:

The true scale of the chaos, violence and lawlessness in Britain’s crisis-hit jails can be revealed today.

According to top-secret security reports seen by The Mail on Sunday, a staggering 125 serious incidents took place in prisons in a single week – almost one every hour – including riots, hostage-taking, fights and drug-smuggling.

Official documents compiled by jail chiefs detail that week’s most high-profile events, including 300 inmates running amok at Bedford jail, causing £1 million of damage, and two prisoners escaping from Pentonville and going on the run.

They also reveal that seven people died in custody – one apparently after taking a so-called legal high – and a drone was spotted flying contraband into an exercise yard.

Nine guards were injured in fights, and 29 criminals were reported for fighting. Two inmates were released by mistake and three were taken hostage by cellmates. Weapons, mobile phones and drugs were all found, while one prisoner was filmed live for a Facebook video.

The revelations show the depth of the crisis facing the Prison Service, which is struggling to keep control of jails after losing nearly 7,000 officers since 2010. The situation has been made worse as ageing prisons are overcrowded and awash with dangerous drugs. Source

In fact it wouldn’t surprise me if that there Rofl Arris is leading the charge – he’s a bad egg and I’m not even yolking.

Nevertheless, what the long-armed-knuckle dragging-monkey-liars are claiming is that they have been shown a Top Secret Squirrel report, of which they have now shared the contents with millions, yet the Men in Tights are fine with that because they are far too busy trying to set up innocent people to worry about trivialities such as leaked Top Secret Squirrel reports… Roger that.

Nevertheless, the bullshite article mentions the two dangerous mateys who escaped from Pentonville Prison using Diamond Cutters – which I assume are a chisel like instrument that you tap with a hammer and not the great big, fuck off power tools.


Yep, no doubt about it – anyone who has their prison photo taken with their eyes half closed, or has their head cocked to the left with their mouth open is definitely a proper hard cunt.

Nevertheless, that old bollox is just a rip off of the old bollox that the Monkey-Boyz wrote about about a couple of years ago that had two dangerous American prisoners escaping from their high rise jail – and this new bollox is just as improbable too.

In fact, although I couldn’t be arsed to read the full article on the old shite, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Banana Dacre’s Dunces reported that the pair of absconders waited until a thunderstorm occurred to escape so as they could chisel away at the wall in time with the thunderclaps in order to mask their noise.

Its Hammer Time.

Still, you cannot help but wonder why the inmates are revolting when according to the Hairy-Hypocrites they never had it so good:

‘Absolute luxury – I mean it’s easy to break out of but why would I want to?’: Brazen inmates are now leaving reviews of Britain’s PRISONS on Facebook

Just sayin’

Course, when it comes to hypocrisy the Chimp knows no bounds. I mean if the shit-rag was any more pro-jewish they would be working out of Benjamin Nutty-Yahoo’s arsehole.

Moreover, it is fair to say that of recent times the Monkey-Liarz have done more to perpetuate the Holocaust myth than any other British Comic masquerading as a newspaper – including a fake article with Ben-Nut posing as a Holocaust survivor in what must surely be one of the sickest jokes the Monsters have ever come up with to amuse themselves at the expense of the gullible.


And of course all these Holocaust stories of which the Chimp bombards us with on a weekly basis are invented in order to further the fraud whilst eliciting millions upon millions of Pounds from countries such as Germany by way of victim compensation… Even though there should be no one left to compensate by now.

The German government has agreed to pay €772 million ($1 billion) for the homecare of Holocaust survivors throughout the world. The decision was reached by the German Finance Ministry together with the Claims Conference, a Jewish fund for victims of Nazi aggression, after negotiations in Jerusalem concluded on Tuesday.

The money, which will be given in stages between 2014 and 2017, will provide some 56,000 Holocaust survivors — about a third of whom reside in Israel — with home nursing care, medication and social services, said the Claims Conference in a statement. The funds are especially important now, it added, because the survivors who are still living are increasingly elderly and have an ever-greater need for such services. Source

Yet you have to question who is the money really going to because the remaining ‘survivors’ aint getting it that is for sure:

On the eve of Holocaust Remembrance Day in Israel on Thursday, and 70 years after the end of World War II, survivors and groups that represent them say the complexities of Israeli law have created inequalities in the benefits given to Holocaust victims.

Despite a new law passed last year that increased the funds and services granted to Holocaust survivors, they say that 1 in 4 survivors in Israel live in poverty, and some 20,000 are unrecognized or only partially supported by the state.

According to a report published on Monday by the Foundation for the Benefit of Holocaust Victims in Israel, there are some 189,000 Holocaust survivors in Israel, two-thirds of them female. On average, 14,200 die each year – nearly 40 per day. Some 45,000 have an income of less than 3,000 shekels ($760) per month, putting them below the poverty line, the report says. That marks a slight improvement from the 50,000 impoverished survivors that were counted last year.

According to the Claims Conference, worldwide there are some 500,000 Jewish Holocaust survivors alive today, mostly in Israel and the United States. The figure includes those who fled due to Nazi persecution or suffered from various restrictions on liberty. About 20 percent were in camps, ghettos or in hiding under Nazi occupation. Source

But as I say, there should be no survivors left if the storytellers are to be believed since we are told that the old, the sick, the disabled and CHILDREN were all sent to the gas chambers as soon as they got off the trains – which if the stories were to be believed would make sense since children were surplus to requirements cept for ‘experimenting’ on.

Nevertheless, there was no need to keep reserves of children for future experimentation and those who were experimented on mainly died anyway in their capacity as human guinea pigs.

Yet anyone who dare to publicly challenge the Holocaust is immediately branded as being a far-right wing, racist, anti-semitic with a twisted mind and in some countries they are even thrown into prison despite their evidence being far more conclusive than the propaganda continually being regurgitated by those getting very rich off the back of the fraud.

A typical example of one of those who – on the surface of things appear to – have been punished for having the audacity to expose the deception is the author & historian, David Irving, who the Chimp have once again taken great delight in abusing now that he is the subject of a film about to be released:

Far-right historian David Irving is to embark on a secretive tour of Britain – just as a new Hollywood film thrusts his most ignominious moment back into the spotlight.

The author’s reputation was left in tatters in 2000, when he lost a £2 million libel case in which a judge ruled that he was a racist, anti-Semitic Holocaust denier who twisted facts to fit his pro-Nazi agenda.

Now the story of his humiliation is being told in a new film starring Timothy Spall as Irving and Rachel Weisz as Deborah Lipstadt, the US academic he unsuccessfully sued. Source

Now, I say that he “appears to have been punished” because although I know very little about David Irving, I do not altogether trust his motives. Indeed he looks far too much like Max Mosley – son of blackshirt, nazi sympathiser & anti semite – Oswald Mosley (another fraudster) for my liking.


In fact in the exact same way as former EDL leader, Little Legs Robinson and Britain First leader, Stumpy Golding look far too much like each other to just be a coincidence.

I mean what would be the odds aye?

  • Two very similar looking men
  • Both 4ft 11ins tall
  • Both Right Wing Nuts
  • Both very volatile
  • Both are/were leaders of controversial Right Wing Terror Groups
  • Both take part in government orchestrated false flag productions
  • One came to prominence just as the other one ‘retired’


And there can be little doubt as to where Paul Golding’s loyalties lay.


PHOTO: Theresa Villiers MP, Paul Golding VD, and my fraud MP, James Dudasfuck. 

And then there is golding’s bird, Jayda Fransen and Luciana Berger, the Jewish MP for Waverly.


PHOTO: Lucinda Berger MP

After all, they too must surely be the same person – as you can see in the photo below (Berger on the left, Fransen on the right)


Tellingly, in the new Hollyweird blockbuster about David Irving’s failed £2 Million Pound libel action against Deborah Lipstadt, Irving is played by the uncharismatic actor Timothy Spall.


PHOTO: Timothy Spall playing David Irving (inset). It would seem that Spall borrowed Irvings ears for the role. 

Whereas Deborah Lipstadt is played by the lovely looking Rachel Weisz – seen in the main photo below with Lipstadt inset on the left and her clone, the equally lovely looking Kate Winslet inset on the right.


As for myself, I am neither right wing or anti-semitic, despite what the nonce trolls – expert in gaslighting, which would explain their lack of height – would have you believe.

Indeed, unlike those stinking shit stains on society, all that I am interested in is reporting the truth… Photos purleazzz, starting with the liberation of Aushwitz.


So, by the shysters covertly replacing the plaque at Auschwitz claiming that 4 million had died there – albeit it was a cleverly worded plaque – with one that states that 1.5 million died there, indicates that the fabled 6 million is already down to 4.5 million.

Yet official Red Cross documents state that only 271,301 people died in Nazi concentration camps overall with only 52,389 being attributed to the notorious Auschwitz:

Sealed and guarded since the end of WWII at Arolsen, Germany, the Official IRC records reveal the actual Concentration Camp total death toll was 271,301

For years, people around the world – “the West” in particular – have been told that “six million Jews were systematically murdered by Germans in ‘Concentration Camps’ during World War 2.”

Thousands of honest people disputing this claim have been viciously smeared as a hateful anti-Semite. Several countries around the world have jailed and heavily fined people for disputing the claim that “6 Million” Jews were killed.

Provided here is a scanned image of an Official International Red Cross document, proving the so-called “Holocaust” [the long-and-often-claimed-6-million Jews] is just plain wrong. Jews around the world have intentionally exaggerated and perpetually lied for the purpose of gaining political, emotional and business advantages for themselves.

They committed willful, criminal FRAUD upon millions of trusting people around the world!

Please NOTE that the truth has been known since long before 1979!!! The above compiler, replying to a letter, had to rely on information that was already in existence!!!

Tax-payers of Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Latvia, Poland and other nations have had multiple Millions of dollars taken from their wages to be paid out to “holocaust survivors” and their descendants for something that DID NOT HAPPEN.

The tax-payers of these United States of America spend Billion$ each year in direct, indirect and military support of the State of Israel (which is not Biblical Israel).

This is intentional, criminal fraud on a scale so massive as to be almost incomprehensible.

Red Cross and East German government figures put the total deaths at every camp as 272.000, and 282,000 respectively which includes homosexuals, communists, gypsies, murderers, paedophiles etc. The 6 Million figure is a Kabbalist number, a magickal figure which featured in news papers in the early 1900′s  Source

And of those deaths most are attributed to the outbreak of disease and starvation after the allies bombed the supply routes making them impassible.


The Wikipedia photo caption at source, quite clearly states: Mass grave of typhus victims in Bergen-Belsen concentration camp, April 1945 – Source

As for children immediately being put to death the following photo taken at Dachau on the day of liberation tells a different story, with all the babies pictured with their mothers having been born in the concentration camp

Roser 2 (Chip)

And the following batch were also taken on the day of Dachau’s liberation.


As for the brutality of the slave labour camps:

1389.3 Holocaust C

Every picture tells a story dont it.

Especially the one taken below on the liberation of Bergen-Belsen – if I remember correctly.



And of course, Ann Frank was in reality Princess Margaret:


But keep on waving your little plastic flags at the monsters.

Nevertheless, what has this all got to do with the Chimps hypocrisy I don’t hear you ask… To which I would answer that the Zionist Chimp hasn’t always been so pro Jewish,.

For instance have a butchers at the following Chimp newspaper cutting, published sometime leading up to WW2:


Very anti-semitic… Covertly cast a spell little vaccinated child.


Thank you.

And finally, the Archbishop of Canterbury has called upon religious leaders to ‘stand up and take responsibility’ for the actions of terrorists who commit atrocities in the name of their faith:

The Archbishop of Canterbury has called upon religious leaders to ‘stand up and take responsibility’ for the actions of terrorists who commit atrocities in the name of their faith.

Told ya… Carry on Monkey-Cunt:

The Most Reverend Justin Welby said leaders cannot simply claim the actions of Islamic State extremists have ‘nothing to do with Islam’.

In a speech in Paris, the Archbishop also said people across Europe needed a better understanding of religion in order to combat ‘barbarous acts of terrorism’. Source

However, whilst I hate to bash the bishop I do not see any mention of the terrorist, Thomas Mair in the old fanny… Just thought that I would mention the fact.

Moustache… Byyeeeeeeeeeeeeee.