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No, seriously, stop it. 

Fuck me, I know people haven’t got the sense they were born with and are gullible enough to believe the ‘f’ in gullible is silent, but get a fucking grip. 

Six years after Madeleine McCann disappeared the police have come up with 20 new suspects; 6 British cleaners who took a wrong turn at Dover and 6 shifty looking Portuguese labourers invisible to the naked eye. Six plus six equals twenty. I know that because the MSM says it is.

But wait!

 Our police force are so on the ball that they are now looking at around 30 new suspects after adding a middle aged couple to the twenty or so other dozen suspects from yesterday… Fuck me, I wish I was making this shit up.

Apparently, this new old couple heard Madeleine crying and thought, “Fuck me, there’s a child crying in that apartment lets let ourselves in and comfort her”… WHAT? … It Happens a lot, I’ll have you know.

Many a time when my Stacey was a little-un  I would hear her cry and walk into her bedroom to comfort her only to find that a random old couple had beaten me to it.

And for all those that doubt the police are conducting a thorough investigation, stick this in your pipe and smoke it:

The Old Bill have a theory that whoever kidnapped Maddy may have been watching her from an apartment. So, after two years of painstaking detective work, our doggedly, determined, defective, detectives have managed to narrow this theory down to four apartment blocks – the four blocks that surround the McCanns apartment… Brilliant Sherlock, quite fucking brilliant.

Who said our police force was thick as pig shit? 

Meanwhile, sources have told me that the police also have another suspect in mind. Apparently she is a lanky, black, stocky, Caucasian looking man who stands around 5ft 2inches tall, is slight in build and of Oriental descent. Further more, police defectives have so far been able to narrow the search for this suspect down to 5 billion people.  

Scotland yard which is actually in England (Geography GCSE not being needed to become a policeman) Detectives have also ruled out the possibility of Madeleine being buried in Robert Murats driveway based on the fact that they are not considering it.

The British Police and the British MSM – keeping you safe and informed.  

Did Madeleine McCann abductor stay in same resort? Investigators probe new leads amid claims couple ‘soothed’ crying three-year-old before she disappeared

  • Scotland Yard believed to be tracing holidaymakers at the complex
  • Met Police detectives conducting a review of the Portuguese inquiry
  • Sources say investigators also looking for middle-aged couple seen going into the child’s room to comfort her as she cried


PUBLISHED: 16:52, 19 May 2013 | UPDATED: 17:49, 19 May 2013

British detectives investigating the disappearance of Madeleine McCann are probing claims a middle-aged couple ‘soothed’ the child the evening before she was abducted, it has been reported.

Scotland Yard are also believed to be re-interviewing holidaymakers and staff at the complex where the three-year-old was last seen as part of an ongoing review into her abduction.

They have drawn up a list of suspects, including British cleaners and Portuguese manual workers, who have been identified as ‘people of interest’ during a review of the inquiry.

Detectives are believed to be investigating whether a couple comforted a crying Madeleine McCannDetectives are believed to be investigating whether a couple comforted a crying Madeleine McCann
Scotland Yard are focusing their investigation on the blocks surrounding Block 5Scotland Yard are focusing their investigation on the blocks surrounding Block 5, where the McCanns were staying and believe the abductor may have been staying on the resort in Praia Da Luz, Portugal

Detectives are also probing whether the kidnapper was staying on one of the holiday flats at the Ocean Club.



Madeleine disappeared in May, 2007, as her parents Gerry and Kate ate dinner with friends about 50 yards away at a tapas bar.

She was left in the family’s rented apartment at the resort in Praia de Luz, along with twin siblings Sean and Amelie.

Two witnesses said they saw a middle-aged couple enter the apartment to comfort Madeleine, who was crying, The Sunday Express has reported.

The newspaper quoted a source as saying: ‘Apparently they were concerned about the crying and went to see if they could comfort the girl.’

Detectives are now believed to be trying to identify the couple as part of an ongoing review into the case – codenamed Operation Grange.

Gerry McCann and Kate McCann take their twins Sean and Amelie to the creche at the Ocean Club Resort in 2007Gerry McCann and Kate McCann hold their twins Sean and Amelie at the Ocean Club Resort in 2007

The Ocean Club in Praia da Luz where Maddie disappeared. Portuguese police refuse to reopen the caseThe Ocean Club in Praia da Luz where Maddie disappeared. Portuguese police refuse to reopen the case

The investigation is now thought to be focusing on a small number of apartment blocks close to block 5, where the McCann family were staying.

The investigation includes identifying the owners, holidaymakers and those who may have illegally been subletting the flats at the time Madeleine disappeared.

Blocks four and six, which are situated either side of the McCann building, and block two, which is behind their apartment, are the central to the investigation.

There are fears that someone staying in the complex may have been able to watch the family’s movements from their flat.

Among those detectives want to speak to are British cleaners and ‘low-level’ workers, such as handymen and gardeners, The Mail on Sunday learned.

Some are thought to have been employed by the Ocean Club complex on a casual basis and may have already been interviewed.

Police are said to be keen to trace six British cleaners who were working in Praia da Luz when Madeleine vanished and who did not appear in the Portuguese files.

They are said to have used a white van and went from apartment to apartment offering their services, chiefly concentrating on expats.

Undated family handout of missing Madeleine McCann. ....Photo credit should read: PA Wire..
Madeleine McCann

Madeleine disappeared in 2007 when she was on holiday with her parents and brother and sister in Portugal

Kate and Gerry McCann have never given up hunting for their daughterKate and Gerry McCann have never given up hunting for their daughter

A British owner of one of the apartments said he had been asked about the cleaners by police from Operation Grange and had been told that blocks five, six, two and four were of particular interest.

He told The Sunday Mirror: ‘Every one of the properties they are interested in is right next door to, or on top of, the one where the little girl went missing.

‘The officer said the people of interest were located in one of those blocks at the time’.

Detective Chief Superintendent Hamish Campbell, head of Scotland Yard’s Homicide and Serious Crime Command, said this week that he believes Madeleine may still be alive – despite it being five years since her disappearance.

He said: ‘You only have to look at the case in Cleveland, Ohio, and the European cases. Of course there is a possibility she is alive. But the key is to investigate the case and, alive or dead, we should be able to try and discern what happened.’

Despite the extraordinary amount of publicity Madeleine’s disappearance generated, she has not been seen since May, 2007.

Madeleine in an Everton football shirt before she disappeared. British officers face difficulty in breaking down resistance in Portugal to reopening the case
Madeleine McCann is seen how she may look as her ninth birthday approached in this computer-generated handout photograph released in 2012

Senior Met Police officers believe Madeleine (pictured left, and in an artist’s impression of how she may look aged nine, right) may still be alive and said the Cleveland kidnappings show there could still be hope

Jane Tanner, who was at the tapas bar with the McCanns, told police she saw a man carrying a child the night Madeleine disappeared.

However, no one has ever been traced.

Detectives examining the Portuguese files were alarmed that the original inquiry had not traced and interviewed all the staff and holidaymakers who were at the Ocean Club when Madeleine went missing. 

Last year the Met said that it had identified 195 fresh leads that should have been investigated either by conducting further witness interviews, eliminating suspects or carrying out forensic tests that were missing from the 2007 inquiry.

Officers found unexplained gaps in the investigation timeline and that there had been a complete lack of forensic examination of mobile phone activity in the area on the night Madeleine disappeared.

However, police in Portugal said they would only reopen the case if new evidence came to light.

A spokesman for the McCanns said earlier this week: ‘They have been encouraged from the moment the review started and are now greatly encouraged that police have drawn up a short list of people who they believe are of interest to the inquiry.’

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