Nov 1 2018

The Moon Part 2

Christopher Spivey

 

This is the second of three intended articles about the Moon. And of course in Part 1 I think that it was proven that man has never set foot there.

Nevertheless, many researchers do believe that the moon is inhabited by ‘aliens’ which is what I am going to be exploring in this article. However, I should point out that I am only putting forward the ‘evidence’ and I do not necessarily agree with all of it.

Therefore, my reason for including such evidence is to make you aware of the ‘facts’ and it is then down to you to decide what is credible and what isn’t.

So let’s start with Paul Hellyer.

Now interestingly enough, Paul Theodore Hellyer (born 6 August 1923) is – according to Wikipedia -a Canadian engineer, politician, writer and commentator who has had a long and varied career. He is the longest serving current member of the Privy Council, just ahead of Prince Philip: SOURCE

He was also Canada’s former Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister to Pierre Trudeau.

So, straight away you will notice that the man is closely associated with two paedophiles. Therefore you have to ask yourselves can he be trusted?

Personally, I doubt it, but a YouTube video of a speech that he made in 2013 and which is unfortunately no longer available on the interwebb is fucking dynamite.

“So, what makes it dynamite Spiv”?

Well, for a start Hellyer says in the video that he knows of at least 4 alien races that have been visiting Earth for thousands of years. He then says that he knows of two alien races that are currently working with the US Government.

Hellyer then goes on to say that he believes that there should be full disclosure of 95 percent of information held by the worlds governments in regard to what they know about ET’s, although, quite what is so terrible about the remaining 5 percent that it needs to be kept Top Secret is enough to make the mind boggle.

And this is where it gets really interesting. You see, Hellyer says that the reason that there is so little ET information released by governments in the know is because of “those with a vested interest” in keeping the information secret.

Moreover, those who he described as having a vested interest in ‘alien matters‘ are a cabal made up of what he terms as “the three sisters” – The Council on Foreign Relations, The Bilderbergers, and The Trilateral Commission.

These ‘three sisters‘, says Hellyer are acting in partnership with the International Banking Cartels, Oil Cartels, members of various Intelligence Organisations, and select members of the military, “who together have become a shadow government of not only the United States, but much of the Western World”.

Hellyer then continues:

“The aim of the game is a world government, comprising members of a cabal who are elected by no one and accountable to no one. And, according to Mr Rockefeller, ‘the plan is well advanced’. Does this then, help you to understand why so many of our civil rights are being taken away from us. I say us, because Canada too, is included in the grand plan…

… “All of the freedoms that were won for us by the millions of men and women who fought and died in world war 2 are being flushed unceremoniously down the drain”.

So there you have it straight from the horses mouth, so to speak… Although as I say, I would be cautious about Helleyer’s disclosure since no one who attains the heady heights that he has can be trusted.

Nevertheless, staying on the subject of UFO’s and ET’s, and in June 2013 I received a rather strange email from someone called Magnus. The email itself was in connection with an article that I wrote about Prince Charles and his distant relation, Count Dracula.

“Errr, havent you just drifted off the subject of UFO’s then ya fecking Eejit”?  

It would appear that I have a lot of Irish readers, don’t cha know… Apparently.

However, in answer to Mr Murphy’s question; yes and no but bear with me and all will be revealed.

Now, amongst other things, that email from ‘Magnus’ stated in regards to the Royal Family:

They were eating the internal organs of kids, QM and Q, so I expect many others of their lot were also doing similar, and will still be.  In 2002 the internal organ scandal a Royal Doctor was found to be in the centre of it, ‘it’ being the fact that dead kids internal organs were being removed without the consent of the parents.

And that information is in keeping with what David Icke quotes Arizona Wilding as saying, in his book ‘The Biggest Secret’:

“The Queen Mother was cold, cold, cold, a nasty person. None of her cohorts even trusted her. They have names an altar (mind-control program) after her. They call it the Black Queen. I have seen her sacrifice people. I remember her pushing a knife into someone’s rectum the night the two boys were sacrificed. One was 13 and the others 18.

Nevertheless, the reason that I mentioned the email from Magnus is not because I like to bash the royals but because it included a link to his website, which as it turned out just so happened to be all about UFO’s.

Unfortunately, I didn’t have time to read the info on Magnus’s site too closely, but what I did manage to read was interesting enough to warrant a mention. http://magnusalexa.tripod.com

Moreover, I believe that I am right in saying that Magnus buys into the ‘hollow moon‘ theory:

The Hollow Moon hypothesis is the suggestion that the Moon is hollow, usually as a product of an alien civilization. It is often called the Spaceship Moon hypothesis, and often corresponds with beliefs in UFOs or ancient astronauts.

The suggestion of a hollow moon first appeared in science fiction, when H. G. Wells wrote about a hollow moon in his 1901 book The First Men in the Moon. The concept of hollow planets was not new; Wells borrowed from earlier fictional works that described a hollow Earth, such as the 1741 novel Niels Klim’s Underground Travels by Ludvig Holberg. Academic proposals for a hollow Earth pre-dated that. Edmond Halley’s hypotheses, advanced in 1692,[6] was the first one to specify an actual void in the Earth.

Greek mythology, with its Hades, and early religious concepts of an underworld, such as the Christian Hell, contributed to ideas of the Earth being hollow.

It is now considered to be a fringe theory. It is often described in the media as a conspiracy theory, and the concept of the Moon as a spaceship is often mentioned as one of David Icke’s beliefs Source: Wikipedia

Nevertheless, the hollow moon and the hollow earth are just theories in the same way that others suggest that the earth’s core is a fucking great big ball of fire… After all, no one has ever been able to dig down anywhere near deep enough to know what the center of the earth is like.

Mind you, I didn’t need to listen to Paul Hellyer or visit Magnus’s site to know that UFO’s exist since I have seen one with my own two eyes.

I did in fact write about this experience and the existence of aliens in general when I was writing for the Sovereign Independent Newspaper.

And what follows is an edited, revamped, shortened version of that article:

Quite why the subject of UFO’s is taken so light heartedly by the general public is a mystery to me.

To my mind, the concept of Aliens from another planet is nowhere near as far fetched as the existence of God in the conventional sense of the word… Yet religion is massive.

Ghosts are another phenomenon people are willing to buy into yet there is infinite more data and evidence to suggest that UFO’s exist.

Anyone who doubts that fact needs to ask themselves the question: Why do our Governments take the subject of UFO’s so seriously – with sightings classified Top Secret and subject to the 30 year disclosure law.

Furthermore, to suggest that space travel over any real distance is impossible is just nonsense.

If we on earth don’t already posses that kind of technology, then we are certainly very close to it. Proof of this was shown in a demonstration of Quantum levitation (the physics principle of flying saucers) recently given by a student from the Superconductivity Group School of Physics and Astronomy, Tel-Aviv University.

However, anyone who has studied the history behind the New World Order (NWO) could be forgiven for thinking that it is no coincidence that this type of technology has come out of Israel .

Evidence of the existence of UFO’s date back to prehistoric times, with the depiction of flying saucers carved into cave walls. Indeed a credible theory exists that the Caucasian race are the descendants of Extraterrestrial beings…

My own experience with a UFO came about while walking my Dogs over the park sometime in late November 2010. I do this every night of the week between 3-4AM come rain or shine, the same as i have done for the past 3 years.

Up until the early hours of that November morning, I had often seen things in the night sky. However these could just have easily been shooting stars or space debris rather than UFO’s. Nevertheless, on the night in question there is no doubt in my mind as to what i saw. It was a bitterly cold, crystal clear night just before the start of the big snow we had last year.

I had walked about a quarter of the way round the park when I first saw the UFO. It was of a circular disc type shape, almost translucent in makeup and yellow, blending into a light green colour at the centre. It was moving incredibly fast and looked as though it had flames trailing behind it.

Either the same one or one identical to it appeared again as I was leaving the park. This time as i looked up the disc shaped object was almost directly above my head in proximity. Whether it had been hovering or just moving slowly as I caught sight of it, i can’t say, but as I looked up the disc accelerated forward extremely quickly. This forward motion lasted no more than a second or two before the disc changed direction, without slowing, at a perfect 90 degree angle. Having completed this, seemingly impossible change of direction, it vanished after another second or two.

However there were no flames trailing behind this disc, which leads me to believe that the first UFO was possibly lower. From the park I rushed the 5 minute walk home and quickly explained what i’d seen to my now ex-wife. I then suggested that we go back up to the park to see if the UFO would appear again.

Where I live is quite a built up area and the park is the only place that gives you an uninterrupted view of the night sky. We had been back in the park no more than 2 or 3 minutes when we both saw what can only be described as an extremely fast moving yellow streak.

At this point I should explain that I live very close to an Airport. I say this because over the past 3 years or so I have pretty much got the flight paths sussed of Planes taking off and coming into land. This fact makes what happened next stranger still.

You see, a few minutes after spotting the yellow streak, a fairly low flying, extremely quiet plane flew overhead. It had appeared from the east and was heading in a straight line west in the same direction as the first disc that I saw.

However, since the airport lies to the south of the park, it was obvious that the plane had neither come from the airport or was preparing to land there. The majority of planes leaving or arriving at the airport circle the park in an anticlockwise direction. Occasionally they will come into land from the north flying very low and noisily across the park as they make their descent.

This plane was followed no more than a minute later by another from the same direction but slightly adjacent to where the first had been. Again this plane was low, slow flying and very quiet. These two planes were the first of a succession of at least 8 more, all coming from the same easterly direction and all heading west and all slightly adjacent to each other.

Later that day I put what I had seen in a Facebook status expecting an avalanche of smart ass comments. Instead a  long time friend of mine who lives roughly four or five miles away and who walks his dog in nearby fields told me he had previously witnessed an almost identical turn of events.

Although I have seen many strange things in the night sky since, none have come close to what I witnessed that November night. Neither since have I seen anything remotely like the formation of aeroplanes flying overhead.

However the significance of those planes cannot be underestimated for if they were in some way connected to the discs it begs the question: Were the planes tracking alien UFO’s or were they monitoring something even more sinister?

Unfortunately, the full article is no longer available on the internet but will feature in a book that I have coming out next month entitled: Conspiracy Fact.

Just sayin’.

Now, UFO reports fall primarily into the following Three categories:

A CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE 1st KIND – a sighting of one or more UFO’s.

A CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE 2nd KIND – observing a UFO with evidence of its existence, such as Crop Circles, electrical interference, Evidence of a landing.

A CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE 3rd KIND – making contact with the driver, so to speak.

However, Prior to the 19th century there was only one recorded instance of a ‘Close Encounter’ which occurred in Nuremberg, Germany on the 14th of April 1561. There were no more documented sightings from that point on until the 4th of August 1883 when Mexican Astronomer Jose Bonilla photographed some 300 UFO’s in the night sky which subsequently turned out to be high flying Geese… A wild goose chase by any other name.

Nevertheless, Mexico and the American State of New Mexico are considered to be ‘Hot Spots’ for UFO activity.

Moreover, on the 24th of October 1886 the US consul of Venezuela in Maracaibo reported that a bright object, accompanied with a humming noise, appeared during thunderstorm over a hut near Maracaibo, causing its occupants to display symptoms similar to radiation poisoning.

Nine days later the trees surrounding the hut withered and died. This incident was followed by the first documented report of a close encounter of the 3rd kind.

This report came on the 17th of April 1897 from Aurora, Texas and alleges that a UFO had crashed and that an Alien had been buried in a local cemetery.

Moving on to the 20th century and there were around a hundred further documented cases, many witnessed by 100′s of unconnected people.

And surprisingly enough, or not as the case may be, one of these documented sightings was reported by ex US President Jimmy Carter in 1969. A further two sightings which were backed up by video evidence came from the Space Shuttle’s ‘Discovery’ and ‘Columbia’ in 1991 and 1996 respectively.

In fact this century alone, there has already been over a 100 documented encounters… A massive increase pro rata to the twentieth century. And once again this figure includes an encounter backed by video taken from on board the Space Shuttle ‘Discovery’.

Unfortunately, due to government secrecy, finding out the true extent of UFO related information is nigh on impossible. The United States Government agency, NASA, like most Government agencies, is shrouded in secrecy and is a minefield of outright lies and disinformation.

Needless to say then, it is a cast iron certainty that most countries Governments know more than they are letting on.

However one story that surfaced in 2011 (if I remember correctly) is that told by former NASA Data manager, Ken Johnston – who worked for NASA’s Lunar Receiving Laboratory during the Apollo missions.

Mr Johnston’s contract was terminated after he accused his bosses of withholding important evidence that the moon was once inhabited by “Extraterrestrials”.

Johnston further alleged that NASA discovered evidence of an ancient city and the remains of “Amazingly advanced machinery”.

And his claim is backed up by photographic evidence which he says he was ordered to destroy – but didn’t (See Figs 1,2 & 3).

Then there are other people, such as ex NASA employee, Donna Hare who also accused NASA of releasing photos that have been deliberately smudged or doctored so as to hide this sort of evidence.

This fact ties in with other allegations made over the past 40 years by other scientists, Engineers and technicians who accuse NASA of ‘Cover ups’ and obscuring data such as a photo of a pyramid on the moon taken by the ‘Hubble’ telescope (See Figs 4 & 5 below).

Other allegations range from hiding information pertaining to strange artifacts found on the Moon’s surface through to denying the evidence of life on Mars, allegedly reported back from the Viking Lander during the mid 1970′s… Although I doubt very much that there is life on Mars although there could have been once upon a time.

Course, this begs the question, why Mars? And by that, I mean that we never say life on Jupiter, or Saturn do we. We talk about Martians but never Mercurians or Plutons… Why is that?

Nevertheless, other strange photos to appear on the moon are that of a Robots Head complete with eye sockets, a nose, metallic cheek bones and a red line painted above what would be the top lip (See Figs 6 & 7).

The head – or so we are told – was discovered along with other strange objects in an impact crater which suggests that a UFO had made a crash landing.

Further photographic evidence which points to the moon having been/being inhabited is that taken of the so called ’Aristarchus Crater’.

This crater shows up as the brightest visible spot on the moon when viewed from the earth and allegedly changes colour periodically, sometimes producing a blue or red glow. This colour glow has given credence to a theory that there could be some sort of a power device, possibly a fusion reactor, in the crater.

Certainly in photographs you can clearly see a road leading to a brightly lit entrance tunnel on the edge of the crater (See Fig 8 below). Unsurprisingly however, Official NASA photos of the ’Aristarchus Crater’ show it only as a bright white smudge.

Now, there is also the ‘photographic evidence’ sent back to Earth from the Soviet launched, unmanned space probe, Luna 9 which supposedly landed on the Moon on the 3rd of February 1966.

These photos show what appears to be a large craft or vehicle whose shape resembles that of an ocean liner. This massive object comes to a point at one end and has an elevated section on top. A cable or tube appears to extend from the rear of the object toward the surface (See Fig 9). Moreover, contact with the Luna 9 was mysteriously lost on February 6, 1966 – just three days after landing.

And then there is the video evidence.

Now amongst this mass of evidence taken of UFO’s there is one that shows footage of a UFO allegedly being shot at by The USA’s ‘Star wars’ space defence system.

Course, whilst it is true to say that videos can be doctored, the immediate, acute angled, direction change this UFO makes is exactly the same as that made by the afore mentioned UFO that I witnessed personally.

You can see that footage HERE

And of the more recent UFO sightings there are two incidents in particular that cannot be easily dismissed.

The first of these incidents happened in Russia on the 1st of March 2011 and was witnessed by 1000′s of people who live in the Irkutsk region of Siberia.

Reports described the UFO as being a large object hurtling towards the earth, while alternating in colour between Pink and Blue… Is it just coincidence then, that the Aristarchus Crater appears to glow Red and Blue?

Witnesses, many of whom inundated the emergency services with phone calls went on to describe a massive explosion as the UFO crashed into the ground. A large area around the impact site was then allegedly quickly sealed off and deemed classified by the Military.

The second of these incidents took place in China (Another UFO hot spot) on the 20th of August 2011 and was also witnessed by 1000′s of people.

Among these was the pilot of China’s Southern Airlines, flight CZ6554 who’s radio call led to planes being diverted away from Chongqing’s airport.

The pilot estimated the “enormous spherical glowing heavenly body” as being at an altitude of 10,700 meters. He added that it grew in size from small to large and appeared to be several hundred times larger than the moon.

No surprise then, that the Chinese Government in particular take the question of UFO’s extremely seriously. This fact was evidenced in a report printed in the Russian daily newspaper, ‘Izvestia’ in 2011.

The report stated that China has a record number of UFO scientific and community-based organizations whose actions are protected by the Government financed National Society of Extraterrestrial Studies, founded 25 years ago.

Indeed, many Chinese scientists believe that Extraterrestrials are living freely among us – a theory supported by a retired Chinese foreign ministry official, Sun Shili, who is now president of the Beijing UFO Research Society. And that is of course in line with what Paul Hellyer claims.

Now, moving on and there is another conspiracy theory surrounding UFO’s that is not as far fetched as it may first sound.

You see, this theory has been around for a while now and is rapidly growing in the number of people buying into it.

Course, to those not familiar with the centuries old NWO agenda this theory will sound like bollocks.

Indeed, only when you fully understand the way that the Monsters behind this agenda have manipulated the world up to now, will this theory make sense.

The scenario that this theory is based around is that the Earth will come under attack from Extraterrestrials. Once this attack on Earth is launched, we, the people are going to be told that it is necessary for all the heads of state in the world to combine their armies into one fighting force in order to repel the alien invaders.

Obviously, this means there is going to have to be a top man and as such an unelected world President will be put in place thus completing the agenda.

Course, as I have just said, this will sound like unbelievable old bollocks to most people. However, once you become aware of the way that the Monster Elite work, the clues pointing to this WW3 scenario are easy to recognize. Some would even say that the Monster controlled Hollywood has been preparing us for years for such an ‘invasion’ by releasing blockbuster movies such as ‘Independence day’.

Moreover, on the 26th of September 2010 the Telegraph reported that the UN was considering appointing a “Space Ambassador” to act as first point of contact for Aliens trying to make contact with Earth.

The shit-rag further claimed that the new space ambassador was most likely to be astrophysicist, Mazlan Othman. However, although nothing ever came of the Telegraph’s claim it is indeed interesting that at the time Othman was the current head of the UN’s little known, Office for Outer Space Affairs… Which begs the question as to why would the United Nations have such an office, if all this was just old fanny?

It is also a cast iron guarantee that anyone purporting to be a whistle blower who is given a stage by the corporate controlled mainstream media is doing so with the elites backing.

But why would the elite back a whistle blower?

And the answer to that of course is to get people used to the idea of aliens coming to earth.

Now a typical example of this was the live TV coverage that CNN afforded a ‘disclosure conference‘ in Washington DC on September 27th 2010.

The conference was chaired by author and researcher Robert Hastings and made up of a panel of Seven retired, senior ranking USAF personnel. The ‘official’ purpose of the conference was so as these 7 men could blow the whistle on classified information pertaining to their encounters with UFO’s.

Most of these encounters reportedly took place at Top Secret Nuclear Missile Bases and in most instances resulted in the nuclear warheads being disabled.

The seven whistle blowers were named as:

ROBERT JAMISON – USAF Nuclear Missile targeting officer (ret)

CHARLES HALT – USAF Colonel (ret)

JEROME NELSON – USAF Nuclear Missile launch officer (ret)

PATRICK McDONOUGH – USAF Nuclear Missile site geodetic surveyor (ret)

BRUCE FENSTERMACHER – USAF Nuclear Missile launch officer (ret)

ROBERT SALAS – USAF Nuclear Missile launch officer (ret)

DWYNNE ARNESON – USAF Communications Centre Officer-in-charge (ret).

Now the fact that this conference was televised live on CNN – a well known outlet for the Monster’s propaganda – arouses suspicion from the start.

So, what is the conclusion?

At the end of the day only time will tell.

However, from a personal point of view, I totally believe that the elites have laid the foundations and have the technology to allow them to launch a false flag invasion of the earth.

In all likelihood, the reason for the significant increase in UFO related stories reported by the mainstream media of late is more to do with a form of mind control, rather than a coincidence.

For instance, when the American government wanted to rape Afghanistan and Iraq, the media went into overdrive promoting the threat of terrorism. In the same way we are now being conditioned into believing that the possibility of us making contact with aliens is increasingly imminent.

Certainly, by launching such an invasion the Monsters would be able to achieve their goal of a one world government. It would also afford them the opportunity to murder millions of innocent people in accordance with their population reduction agenda.

Nevertheless, as to the question of UFO’s, Fact or Fiction – well that is a matter for you to decide for yourself.

I will however sign off with a few facts and a basic description of the Universe.

You see, it is said that there are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand that go to make up all of the worlds beaches – hats off to whoever did the counting. But even if that fact is untrue, there are still a mind blowing number of them.

So consider this: Most stars are thought to be ringed by planets, in the same way that the Sun (Earth’s star) is ringed by the 9 commonly known planets. These are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.

In turn these planets are orbited by a Moon or Moons. The Sun is in fact just one star amongst a hundred billion that go to make up our Galaxy called the Milky Way. In turn the Milky Way is a relatively small Galaxy, when compared to say the Andromeda Galaxy which is estimated to be made up of 300 Billion stars, with each star potentially orbited by an indeterminate number of planets.

The Universe in turn is in itself made up of untold trillions of Galaxies. Therefore, anyone ignorant enough to believe that our small planet is the only planet capable of sustaining life forms far more advanced than what we are, really hasn’t been paying attention.

Oh, and one more thing.

It is indeed true to say that not a lot of people know this; but Captain Kirk had three ears. The left ear, the right ear… And the final frontier… Ha, ha, geddit?  The final frontier? Final front ear? No? Well don’t say that I didn’t try.

Beam me the fuck up Scotty.

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**Your donations barely cover the costs of the site fees. They certainly do not afford me enough to live on as well. Therefore, buying my books would certainly help. And besides, they are great value for money and would make an excellent Christmas present for someone.

The books are as follows:

Never Mind The Sex Pistols Here’s The Bollocks

A fact based story so incredible, it must be bollocks.

Set mainly in the mid – late 1970’s, ‘Never mind the Sex Pistols here’s the Bollocks’ is the first of three parody’s of the Punk rock pioneers, The Sex Pistols and their rise to fame, life at the top and finally their downfall.

The band is made up of snobbish, upper class twit, Jonathan Smythe Lydon, the group’s founder and lead singer, Glen Fiddich on Bass Guitar, Steve Jones the groups Lead Guitarist & heir to the Smiths Crisps dynasty and last but by no means least, the groups rapidly ageing, extremely bitter drummer Peter Cook – the ex-partner of legendary film star and comedian, Ilkley Moore.

When the bands Scottish manager, the extremely tight fisted Malcolm Max Claren orders Jonathan to sack Bass Guitarist Glen Fiddich, the singer uses the opportunity to bring his adopted ‘brother’, Syd Fishers into the band. The fact that the fiery, glue addicted, speech impaired Syd can’t play a note makes no difference.

You see, ever since the day that Jonathan’s father, ex-crime lord & Irish Terrorist, Paddy Lydon had found Syd in a pram outside a shop, Jon has used his adopted brother as his personal slave. Even the fact that Jon’s girlfriend, Ann Hecky and Syd’s girlfriend, Nancy ‘spunk on‘ Spunken are best friends & next door neighbours doesn’t stop Jonathan treating Syd like a dog.

Meantime, while the London based band are busy dreaming of fame and fortune, across the Atlantic, American Mafia Don, Ryvita Bogieoné, receives a phone call from his godson, Paul Angerfunkel.

Paul Angerfunkel, A talented singer- songwriter, had first found worldwide fame with his brother Simon as the imaginatively named duo, Paul and Simon Angerfunkel. However, Five years previous to this phone call, Paul’s jealousy of his brother’s popularity had caused the pair to go their separate ways.

Moreover, the split had sent Simon Angerfunkel’s career sky rocketing, while Paul’s career had gone from bad to worse – so much so in fact that he was now in danger of becoming a forgotten man. Therefore, despite the brothers not speaking for years, Paul – in desperation to get his career back on track – had rung Simon out of the blue to see if he would consider doing a one off, reunion single.

Simon had reluctantly agreed but taken his brothers request as an opportunity to belittle him. Enraged, Paul had rung Don Bogieoné straight after, requesting his godfather have Simon murdered on his behalf. The Mafia Kingpin had reluctantly agreed to Paul’s request but in order to distance himself from such a high profile crime decided to use Simon’s forthcoming London concert as the venue for the hit and enlist the services of the much feared London crime family the Kray Quins to carry out the task.

The Quin’s, Ronnie, Reggie, Robbie, Roger & Dave are the nephews of the legendary East end gangsters, Ronnie & Reggie Kray. The eldest and by far the most dangerous quin, Ronnie Kray Jr, rules his brothers and cronies with an iron fist.

Nevertheless, desperate to form an alliance with the American Mafia Don, Ronnie Kray jr readily agrees to carry out the hit. He then entrusts the all-important deed to the notorious, semi-retired, Geordie gangster, Frank Frazer – Frazer, having once been the loyal enforcer for retired gang leader Paddy Lydon.

However, when the concert is suddenly cancelled Frazer breaths a huge sighs of relief. His relief however is short lived because Ronnie doesn’t give up on anything that easy. Worse still, unbeknownst to Paul Angerfunkel, The Mob and the Quins alike, The FBI have also got wind of the assassination plan but in order to make sure that they have a water tight case against the slippery Ryvita Bogieoné they are content to monitor the situation for now and let the plot go right to the wire.

Based around the true events that charted the Sex Pistols rise to fame, Never mind the Sex Pistols here’s the bollocks is a fast paced, hilarious ride of a story, riddled with toilet humour and political in-correctness.

You can buy the book HERE

Meghan Markle Exposed

Who is Meghan Markle?

Now that may sound like a daft question since nigh on the whole population of the planet will know that Meghan Markle is an American actress who is married to Prince Harry – a member of the British Royal family.

Indeed, if you believe the world’s press, then Meghan’s story truly is a real-life Princess fairy tale. However, by the same token that makes you akin to a zombie: Someone who appears to be alive but is brain-dead.

After all, fairy tales just don’t happen… No ifs, no buts, they don’t happen. You see, Meghan Markle, like her deceased mother-in-law, Princess Diana is a construct – a made up persona.

Or put another way, Meghan doesn’t exist outside of newspaper reports, faked photos, forged documents and a series of actors who appear in public as and when is necessary. Furthermore, you would not believe how easy it is to pull off a deception of such great magnitude. In fact, the deception is made all the easier because it is so unbelievable which is reinforced by the Nazi master of propaganda, Josef Goebbels who said: “The bigger the lie, the more it will be believed” A truer word never spoken from a man who was also a creation.

Indeed, NOTHING from before the dawn of the 20th century is as we have been led to believe. However, for you to fully understand who – or what – Meghan Markle is, I will have to show you along the way, how the world of the monster-elite really works. Therefore, read on with an open mind and hopefully by the time that I am finished you will see just how blatantly you have been mugged off.

You can buy the book HERE

The Great Cock ‘n’ Bull Swindle

THE STORY SO FAR:

At the request of Mafia Don, Ryvita Bogieoné, London Crime-Lord, Ronald Kray Jr has agreed to assassinate popular singing sensation Simon Angerfunkel.

To carry out the killing Kray – who is also extorting a weekly ‘insurance’ payment from the shop owned by Sex Pistols manager, Malcolm Max Claren – has sought out the services of reluctant, semi-retired, gangster Frank Frazer.

However, what Don Ryvita and Kray do not know is that the FBI are also aware of the plot, but due to the Mafia Kingpins knack of evading justice, the Fed’s are prepared to let the assassination attempt go right to the wire.

Meantime, much to the disgust of Peter Thump and his lodger, Ali Bhi, Thump’s step-daughter, Ann Hecky’s relationship with Jonathan Smythe Lydon is going from strength to strength.

Smythe Lydon is of course the founder member and lead singer with the Sex Pistols as well as the eldest son of extremely wealthy former gangster and IRA terrorist, Paddy Lydon – now a mere shadow of the terrifying man he once was.

Nevertheless, with Smythe Lydon having now sacked the group’s Bass Guitar player, Glen Fiddich and replaced him with his adopted, glue-sniffing brother, Syd Fishers – who is dating Ann Hecky’s best friend, Nancy ‘Spunk-On’ Spunken and cannot play for toffee – Glen is out for revenge… Although he is not the only one with a grudge against the band.

You see, Ilkley Moore – the current darling of Hollywood and former comedy partner of the ‘Pistols’ drummer, Peter Cook – also has his knickers in a twist following the release of a highly controversial newspaper interview given by Cook in which he humiliated the now irate pint-sized film star.

And so our story continues in the aftermath of a hugely successful concert held at the Southend Cliffs-Pavilion, in which the Sex Pistols – acting as support act to singer, David Essex – have firmly cemented their place as the most talented, as yet unsigned, up and coming group in the country…

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