The King And Us, by Yarn & Hamer

Chris Spivey/John Hamer

 

* This article was completed by Sunday dinnertime, but due to various other matters I wasn’t able to proof read & edit it until now (Monday morning)… Soz, lol.

 

Good morning, afternoon or evening and a happy Weirdy  Beardy Man in the Skyday to you all.

Now given that opening sentence, no doubt you are all thinking “brilliant, it’s the Sunday Spiv, I fucking love the Sunday Spiv, I do”.

Yet you would be wrong… It isn’t the Sunday Spiv at all. I mean fuck me, at the end of the day the clue is in the title – Jheezzz.

Course, having said that it is a shame that I didn’t have time for a Sunday Spiv  because I have loads of news story’s in reserve that deserve a mention and would doubtlessly have made for an interesting collection of articles.

However, depending on how I feel after I have had a few hours kip I may still knock one out on Monday… And time permitting I may also write a special Monday Edition of the Sunday Spiv.

Course, all is not lost since I have added a John Hamer article for you to read and which, as it happ – Huh?… What the fuck do you mean “that’s preferable to the the shit I write”?

Fuck of witcha! Cheeky fucking bastard… HOLD UP! It seems that even I have taken to trolling me now.

But anyway, as I was just about to say before I so rudely interrupted myself – as it happens, John’s article is proper on topic for a Weirdy Beardy Man in the Skyday.

Especially with it now being so near to the baby Jesus’s birthday and what have you…

Mind you, come to think of it, it isn’t really that near to the baby Jesus’s birthday after all since most of those who can be arsed to do the maths, have him down as being born in mid April.

Course, April is Easter time, and as such, I would imagine that all the King’s men – well two of them anyway, the pair being, John Dee, the original 007 and Francis Bacon, of whom I have created a fucking smashing portrait to use in John’s article – didn’t really want Jesus being associated with a rampant Rabbit and chocolate eggs.

I should at this point explain that on the orders of King James, the dynamic duo were *aherm, aherm, “translating” the bible – or put another way, rewriting The Book Of Enoch in preparation for the subjugation of the population.

Therefore, being as the pair were being extremely liberal with their approach to translating the bible as well as straying somewhat from the Holy Book’s original storyline – which I would imagine is why the bible is referred to as being called the holy book, since by the time the pair had finished, it was absolutely littered with them – I am inclined to think that the pair must have used poetic licence to move the Messiah’s birthday back by four months or so… And by doing that, the birthday of Joe the chippies son would now for evermore fall on the same date as Santa’s big day.

And thinking about it logically doing so made perfect sense.

After all, linking Christ’s birthday to the most important day in Santa’s calendar would ensure that no one would ever forget the day that JC was born.

On the other hand, had his birthday remained on April the 17th, no bastard would have ever remembered it.

Furthermore, the change of date would also explain why the three kings of Leyton Orient are, there to drop off the new born little fella’s joint birthday and Christmas presents off… Because it was Christmas day see.

Moreover, the above photo of a church noticeboard adds credence to my theory surrounding Frankie & Johnnies mindset at the time… Although Jesus, reported to be the product of a one night stand between the big guy in the sky and Mary – who was indeed widely considered to be quite contrary, a trait that is befitting of a character in a book full of holes –  did obviously also have to die in order to enable him to rise up from the dead… Thus Jesus Christ – Superstar – went one better than Peter Rabbit could muster.

Course, with there being no mass communication at the time, news of Bugger Lugs demise could only be passed on by word of mouth, leading to a succession of public announcers – called Criers – dinging their dongs in time to a repetitive headline which in the Easter Bunny’s case was: “The Wabbit kicked the bucket. The Wabbit kicked the bucket. The Wabbit kicked the bucket”.

Now, whilst I don’t want to move too far off track, interestingly enough that early form of spreading news – or forerunner to the mass media – had first been employed as a way of sharing information by a group of well dressed sheeple shaggers from a small Welsh sea-side town… Hence a “Swell with the bell” went on to become known as a Barry Crier.

Moreover, whilst the average big mouthed, boring & repetitive Barry Crier proudly strutted around town – shouting his mouth off – like a right cock in his dandy Nichols, the fact still remains that he is one of the earliest and certainly the longest running broadcasters in history.

In fact the ear shattering monotonous tones used by the old Barry Crier were still being employed at the time of the Black Death, which wiped out 25 million Brits and Europeans in the mid-fourteenth century… “Bring out your dead”, they would loudly call, “Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead”… SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR PITY’S SAKE BARRY CRIER!,

No wonder kids would constantly take the piss out of the gay looking joker – mercilessly taunting him with cries of “a ring, a ring of roses”, a cruel rhyme about plague victims… Course, kids could never get away with such cruelty these days.

But I digress… Again.

So, swiftly getting back on track, whereas Jesus and the Wabbit both kicked the bucket, Thumper never actually recovered unlike the miracle working, egotistical, show off… And indeed, had Jes been anyone else and pulled the self same stunt, then he would surely have been labelled a Zombie.

Funny-Jesus-Pics-5

Moreover, Santa had a big fuck off beard in his favour,  just like the good lord almighty did, whereas the Bugs Bunny – or whatever the Rabbit with the unhealthy eggs is called – most certainly does not.

I’ll tell ya what, this Feeology  Theoholigy Theo Foley Religious Education really is a piece of piss to learn and a thumping cracker of a rippin’ yarn to boot, don’t cha know?

So what the fuck is this all leading to I hear you ask, to which I will answer that the bible is full of a load of made up old fanny along with the fact that neither can we trust the accuracy of our past history – which in the main appears to me to be nothing more than a tissue of lies.

In fact it really wouldn’t surprise me if the Satanic Elite don’t just employ a load of useful idiots – passing themselves off as Bono-Fido historians who just make it up on the spot.

Therefore, all that I have left to say is thank fuck for dedicated researchers like my friend, John Hamer who digs through the mountain of  bullshit to get to the truth lying just below the surface.

Oh, and I best just point out that as always, the photos are all of my own choosing and as such I best just mention before handing over to John, that if by any chance those photos – some of which you have already seen and the ones still to come that I have used in John’s article – upset or offend anyone from the God-Squad, I sincerely couldn’t give a fuck… Take it away Mr Hamer:

The King James Bible

John Hamer

In my view, the translating and transforming of the existing biblical texts prior to 1603 into what was to become the ‘King James’ version of the bible in 1611, is nothing more or less than a work of social engineering by the English Elite of the day. This was undertaken for the sole purpose of manipulating the masses into a form of unconditional servitude to Luciferianism/Rosicrucianism, rather than Christian Protestantism as its apologists will claim and also away from true spirituality, whose tenets presented a clear danger to the establishment of those times and as they still indeed do in the present day.

It is also true to say that most foreign (ie. not English language) versions of the bible have been derived from the English language version of the King James Bible and therefore these deliberate falsifications are compounded many fold for distribution and consumption worldwide.

It is more or less accepted universally that there are a mass of so-called ‘translation errors’ in the KJV, but what if anything, may be significant about that fact?

Consider this for a moment… In the late 16th century, immediately prior to the KJV becoming the de facto standard bible, Sir John Dee, that Elizabethan master of intrigue and deception was an Enochian black magician of the highest standing. And it is a fact that he, along with Francis Bacon the ‘father’ of the New World Order and the author of ‘The New Atlantis’ were both instrumental in the process that culminated finally in the production of the KJV. As the Bible itself exhorts us to stay away from occult and witchcraft practices, it is contradictory to say the least, that Christians cherish such a work, mastered as it was by such high-ranking members of the occult.

As well as being Queen Elizabeth’s ‘spymaster’, Sir John Dee was a prominent member of The Worshipful Company of Mercers, which are in fact Masonic Lodges by another name, led by a Worshipful Master and are therefore in effect little different to the Luciferian Masonic Lodges spread throughout the world today. Had the Puritans of the 16th and 17th centuries had the power to do so, they would probably have burned adherents of the KJV at the stake for witchcraft!

Bust of John Dee

Freemasonry was always Luciferian in nature even before the forming of the Ancient Scottish Rite even though Freemasons themselves will always claim otherwise. But if that is really the case we should ask them why the first three (blue) degrees of the order up to Master Mason, are absolutely identical to the initial lower orders of witchcraft?

The Worshipful Company of Mercers is responsible for much of today’s society – along with all the other secret societies that abound in our culture. Both Gresham College and the Royal Society derived from this organisation and from these two abominations we have had both today’s pseudo-science and an era of Luciferianism foisted upon us through the gradual creation of a scientific dictatorship which totally decries religion and spirituality of any kind.

But back to the main thrust of the story… The official KJV scholarship committee completed their work in 1610 and passed the manuscript to King James I. The King then involved Sir Francis Bacon and his cohorts, who kept it in their possession for around a year, until 1611, when the manuscript was returned to the King, who promptly sent it to his official printers for printing and distribution. We may never know exactly what happened in that intervening period but the end result was the King James version of the bible, we know today.

“The secret hand signs of the Illuminati are thought to work magic, to evoke supernatural beings, and of course, to communicate messages … The handshake, or grip, is a sign of unity, oneness of purpose and allegiance or devotion to a joint cause. It is considered a bond or seal of acknowledgment between Illuminist brethren. The Masonic authorities speak of a ‘mystic tie’ or spiritual union. Certainly, demon powers do congregate together and enjoy one another’s foul company.” (Texe Marrs, Codex Magica, p. 145)

Therefore, I believe it to be of great significance that many Satanic symbols and what are now Freemasonic motifs were originally placed within the pages of the 1611 KJV Bible. The Rosicrucians who created them absolutely believed that they were creating symbols which would emanate demonic power and I further believe that Bacon and King James firmly intended to create a Rosicrucian Bible filled with these occult symbols which were designed to seduce the entire English-speaking peoples of the world into the ‘mystic Christianity’ of Rosicrucianism.

These pagan Rosicrucians and Freemasons influenced and controlled by Sir Francis Bacon added page upon page of Rosicrucian/Masonic artwork, some of which tells a hidden story, whilst some are simply symbols. The Masonic handshakes are extremely significant as they provide proof that Bacon and King James conspired to produce a totally Rosicrucian ‘handbook’.

Bacon-roll

France’s Bacon Roll

There is no doubt in my mind that the KJV was regarded by Bacon and his compadres to be the perfect complement to the Shakespearean plays (well known to be esoteric masterpieces – but definitely not written by William Shakespeare) in popularising the new Elizabethan English with the ordinary people of England. In the opinion of one Masonic author, Bacon contemplated how

to ‘popularise’ this new English and concluded that two different approaches should be undertaken.

Firstly, the arts and entertainment were to be subverted and ‘occultised’ which was partly achieved initially through the Shakespearean plays and secondly popular religion was to be hijacked and subverted through the new ‘People’s Holy Book’ – hence the King James Version of the Bible.

 

Thus, this two-pronged attack on humanity was meant to propound the insidious agenda initiated by Dee, Bacon, King James and their many adherents. However, unknown to them they were to be in for a rude awakening. Their new Bible was almost unanimously rejected by the religious hierarchy of the time. It was almost completely reviled and shunned due to the Satanic symbolism present, which was of course instantly recognised for what it was. Indeed Anglican pastors rebelled and absolutely refused to replace their existing texts with what they regarded to be the work of the Devil.

Eventually, around the year 1650 a ‘toned-down’ version of the KJV was produced with all overt occult references removed, but nevertheless the significant ‘translation errors’ remain – in abundance.

For example, the scriptural Hebrew word (which means ‘so be it’ or ‘verily’) is ‘Amein’ and not ‘Amen’. Likewise, the Greek equivalent is also ‘Amein’. The Egyptians had been worshipping Amen-Ra, the great sun-deity for more than one thousand years BC and before he was known as Amen-Ra, he was known simply as Amen.

Amen Ra

Amen was the god of life and procreation in Egyptian mythology and only later identified as ‘Amen-Ra’. Smith’s Bible Dictionary agrees with this statement. Have we been misled down the centuries to invoke the name of the Egyptian sun god at the end of all Christian prayers?

Indeed almost every page in the KJV has arguably been subtly amended. Then there is also the case of the Bible’s ‘missing’ books. Only a few have been published, such as the Book of Enoch and the Book of Jasher but they are still regarded as missing as they do not appear in the bible.

Some more missing books:

* Book of the Wars of the Lord (Num. 21:14)

* Book of the Acts of Solomon (1st Kings 11:41)

* Book of Samuel the Seer (1st Chr. 29:29)

* Book of Gad the Seer (1st Chr. 29:29)

* Book of Nathan the Prophet (1st Chr. 29:29)

* Prophecy of Ahijah (2nd Chr. 9:29)

* Visions of Ido the Seer (2nd Chr. 9:29)

* Book of Shemaiah (2 Chr. 12:15)

* Book of Jehu (2 Chr. 20:34)

* Sayings of the Seers (2 Chr. 33:19)

* An Epistle of Paul to the Corinthians (1 Cor. 5:9)

* An Epistle to the Church at Laodicea (Col 4:16)

* Other prophecies to Enoch (Jude 1:14)

One inevitably wonders exactly what Sir Francis Bacon knew about these works. The KJV Bible credits King James by stating that this Bible was ‘diligently compared and revised by his majesty’s special command’.

What was King James’ ‘special command’? Could it perchance have been Bacon and his 54 secret scholar / translators? We do know that after the first five Books of the Bible (the Pentateuch) that the Bible is no longer written chronologically. It was King James’ and his employees who decided that this should be the case. Today, some Bible scholars firmly believe that these important works are missing because the messages they contained did not agree with the proscribed version and thus did not convey Bacon’s intended edicts.

Bacon’s ‘New Atlantis’ propounds a technological Utopia based on Atlantean myths and legends and as such is often regarded as a blueprint for the New World Order.