The Corona Conspiracy


Christopher Spivey

I love a good conspiracy theory don’t you?

Of course you fucking do, that is why you come to this website.

So let’s have a butchers at the conspiracy surrounding the Corona virus AKA the Kung Flu.

I mean certainly the press are going totally OTT on the scaremongering front and that is always a sure sign that there is an agenda in play:

Indeed, how worried should we be? Very – at least according to the press… But they are just government propaganda outlets and as you can see from the map above we haven’t had a single death attributed to the virus as yet.

Therefore it is hardly panic stations as yet, especially when you take into consideration that the 2008/9 influenza epidemic killed 13,058 people aged 65 and over (source)… And that is in the UK alone.

Yet we are supposed to believe that this strain of flu is that fucking deadly that people are dropping dead of it in the street:

Police in hazmat suits yesterday surrounded the body of a man who was found dead on the pavement at ground zero of China‘s virus epidemic. 

The grey-haired man collapsed and died while wearing a face mask on a street in Wuhan, a city of 11million people which is under quarantine amid the coronavirus crisis. 

It is feared that the virus caused the man’s death, and the reaction of police and medical staff in forensic suits highlighted the fear pervading the city… Source

So, what we are being told is despite this mush being at deaths door, he thought that he would go out and do a bit of shopping?

Fuck of witcha!

Better still, we are supposed to believe that the Iranian Foreign Minister has it:

The Iranian health minister infected with coronavirus has vowed that the regime will bring the spiralling outbreak under control.

Iraj Harirchi said Iran would be ‘victorious in our combat against this virus’ in a video message he recorded after he was taken into quarantine yesterday.   

Harirchi’s diagnosis was an embarrassment for the regime after he had insisted a day earlier – while sweating heavily at a press conference – that the outbreak was not as bad as feared… Source 

I mean how the fuck did he catch it? After all, Government Foreign Ministers do not go anywhere near Joe Public… But it does go to show that the Iran Government is all part of the NWO.

Remember that next time they are blamed for bringing the planet to the brink of WW3.

Course, closer to home a mush named David Abel became a kind of spokesman for us Brits infected with the virus by keeping us (and the press apparently) updated on Facebook:

The son of a British couple who caught coronavirus on a cruise ship in Japan has today savaged the UK government’s ‘appalling’ handling of the case as he urged the Foreign Office to ‘go and get them’.  

Steve Abel said his parents David and Sally Abel were ‘not getting any communication’ from Whitehall and were ‘feeling very unloved’ despite repeated pleas for help.  

The British couple were among 88 people who tested positive for the virus in Japan today, taking the number of infections on board the ship to 542. 

They are now being taken into a further quarantine on the mainland just a day before their stay on board the Diamond Princess was due to end. 

David Abel earlier revealed the couple’s diagnosis on Facebook, where he has been providing regular updates from on board the ship but now expects a ‘time of quiet’.  

‘We have been proved positive and leaving for hospital soon. Blessings all,’ the 74-year-old said… Source

However, if you read that Chimp farticle in full you will quickly realise that there is very little personal information on David Abel.

Now that could be because it has since been claimed that Abel is in fact an actor… See HERE

And if that is the case – and I believe it to be so – then it takes that story’s credibility down to around zero… Especially since Abel is signed to the same talent agency as “bullied dwarf boy” Quaden Bayles.

I mean I take it you all know that story’s about Young Quaden are rife in the media at the moment:

Quaden Bayles enjoyed a free haircut at a Brisbane salon on Monday after video of the the bullied youngster became viewed around the world.

The nine-year-old with dwarfism was treated to a makeover at Nak Hair in Murarrie, after staff were moved by the video in which he cried and said he wanted to kill himself because of bullying at school… Source

And because of that alleged bullying, young Quaden has become an overnight millionaire… Nice work if you can get it.

Nevertheless, let’s get back to the Corona virus and it is interesting that the word; Corona means ‘Crown‘ because in 1988 Prick Philip, The Duck Of Edinburgh famously said that when he dies he wished to come back as a virus in order to cull the worlds population.

And who knows, maybe he has since it is clear to me that the cunt has been dead for a number of years.

Whats more, given the fact that Corona means Crown has led to some believing that the Crown is responsible for patenting the virus along with the evil Bill & Melinda Gates.

Course, there is little doubt that the virus has been patented which as far as I can work out means that it is man-made, but according to “fact checker” that is a different strain of Corona:

We’ve seen a number of claims on social media saying that a patent for coronavirus was filed in 2015, since a new respiratory illness was recently observed in Wuhan, China.

A patent application from 2015 does exist for one type of coronavirus, but not the same one as that identified in Wuhan.

The key point here is that coronavirus is a broad category of viruses which includes the common cold, SARS (the severe acute respiratory syndrome of which there were outbreaks in 2002 and 2004) and this new coronavirus identified in people in Wuhan.

While this new virus has commonly been referred to by the media and others as just “coronavirus”, it is just one type within this family of viruses.

Now, unless I am a bit thick (which maybe I am), all that the above means is this new strain of Corona would still be covered by a patent. After all, if the Corona Virus is a broad category of viruses it is safe to assume that they either fall under one patent or a patent for each one.

Especially with the press linking this strain of Corona virus to the SARS version.

Fact Checker then continues:

One post also makes reference to funding from Bill and Melinda Gates to the Pirbright Institute.

The Pirbright Institute does receive some funding from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, although not for this patented work. The institute was not founded by them as claimed… Source

So Bill & Mill are involved in the funding which more or less guarantees that they have this new strain patented.

You see, there is some clever wording in play there namely that Billy boy isn’t funding the 2015 patent but you can bet your life that he is behind this new strain and whether or not he founded the Pirbright Institute is irrelevant.

And besides, the fact checker website is to enforce the official version by hook or by crook.

Nevertheless, one thing is certainly for sure and that is that the Corona Virus is man-made. I mean it couldn’t be patented otherwise and what are the chances of a Corona virus near exact to the patented type just manifesting itself out of nowhere?

I mean, even if it did it wouldn’t be called Corona would it because that would infringe on the Patent… Understand?

Of course you fucking do.

Therefore, we have a man made virus which MUST have been deliberately released into the public domain… Otherwise, how did anyone catch it in the first place?

And despite the low risk of catching it at the moment the conspiracy theories are predicting major danger to come for our species… In fact there are three in particular – all of which I believe were deliberately leaked.

In other words, the Monster Elite are taking the right fucking piss out of us. The first of those was covertly (albeit barely) spread by the press.

You see, in the big press story about Brits being taken into quarantine after arriving home from China, they were piled onto coaches… Four of them if you believe the lying cunts:

And since the coaches belong to the Horseman Company there can be no question that the cunts are warning us of the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse.

Especially so since I believe the image to be a photoshop. I mean why would they need four coaches to ferry 83 passengers to the same destination?

The second conspiracy theory involves the video game: Resident Evil. The game itself is about a virus (called the C-Virus which could stand for Corona) which is unleashed on the public, transforming those affected into Zombies.

The virus was unleashed by a shadowy organisation named UMBRELLA… And as we have seen, the Corona Virus falls under an umbrella of viruses.

Nevertheless, that means nothing until you learn that the Umbrella Corporation has the exact same logo as the one where the Corona virus allegedly “manifested from”:

And as the post further points out – albeit not seen on the image sent to me above – the C-Virus began in Racoon City… And RACOON is an anagram of CORONA.

The first Resident Evil game was released in 1996.

Course, where it is entirely possible for an ordinary member of Joe Public to make those connections, I still believe that the information was deliberately leaked… And definitely do in the case of the third.

You see, that conspiracy theory stems from the book: The Eyes Of Darkness by Dean Koontz:

The following synopsis is from Wikipedia:

A mother sends her son, on a camping trip with a leader who has led this trip into the mountains 16 times before without mishap; that is until this time. Every single camper and leader and driver die with no explanation. As the grieving mother who is the protagonist begins to accept the fact that her son, Danny, is dead she starts getting vicious bully-like attacks from nowhere saying he is not dead, such as writing on chalk boards, words from printers and other various ‘signs’. Along with her new friend, Elliot Stryker, Christina Evans sets out to find out what could have possibly happened on the day that her son ‘died’.

And in the book the following information is displayed:

Now I don’t for one minute believe that was spotted by a member of the public, especially since the book was first published in 1981.

However, in that 1981 edition the virus in question was made by the Russians and called Gorki-400. And then, for some reason, in the 1989 edition the virus was attributed to the Chinese and renamed Wuhan-400… Which to me is one almighty coincidence, especially since the 2020 version of the Corona Virus originated in Wuhan.

Nevertheless, I wouldn’t worry too much about dying just yet, but if we all do then it certainly won’t be nature to blame… Just sayin’.