Save Me From The Happy Clappers


Chris Spivey

I proper cringe and suck my bum cheeks in at the thought of all those brain-dead, easily-controlled, morons who actually stood and clapped the NHS workers & other ‘key-worker’ “heroes” last night.

Now I am sorry if that offends your snow flake nature… Wait, no scrub that, I couldn’t give a fuck if I have.

In fact as far as I am concerned, those who did not take part in the pantomime should be the ones applauded.

I mean why were these “heroes” being clapped in the first place? Well, errr… Well for doing the job that they are paid to do 52 weeks of the year.

Are all these “heroes” working on Corona Virus wards? Of course they aren’t.

In fact where are all the photos of these overflowing wards full of dying patients… There aren’t any because the vast majority of those suspected of being infected are being told to say at home.

Now think about that, because I strongly suggest to you that the vast majority of the “official” 11,600 “diagnosed” cases have been done so over the phone and instead of being told to seek urgent medical attention they are being told to stay at home!

You see, there is no accurate test for Covid-19:

It will be weeks before rapid coronavirus tests are available to identify whether someone is safe to return to work, officials have admitted.

In a major blow to the Government, experts said no such tests had yet been proven to work and it could be some time until they go on sale… Source

And since those “diagnosed” ‘victims’ are being told to stay at home, Covid-19 can’t be that fucking deadly can it?

Course, we now know by the governments own admission that the virus isn’t deadly – which isn’t to say that it isn’t infectious… But it isn’t nowhere near as dangerous as is being made out by the press who are doing a smashing job of scaring you numpties half to fucking death.

But as I say, the vast majority of those 11,600 ‘victims’ that make up the total have been diagnosed over the phone and according to the Irish health service:

If you have any symptoms, such as sore throat, runny nose, blocked nose, cough or wheezing, you should behave as if you have the virus. Self-isolate to help stop the spread of this disease. The people in your household will need to restrict their movements… Source

And that means that you are much more likely to have a cold or flu… Course, having the flu is much more dangerous than having this bollox strain of cold… FACT.

In fact if you are in any doubt whatsoever that you are being massively fucked over by your government who are leading you into tyranny, then you only need to read the following written by Jon Rappoport.

I should also point out that this article was sent to me by my personal friend and supporter Dr Paul Boland, BVSc MRCVS … He aint falling for this shite either.

Corona: the case number game

by Jon Rappoport

March 26, 2020

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In this episode of public health bureaucrats go crazy, let’s look at their numbers. Let’s accept their reality for the moment—the reality they claim to be working from—and trace the implications. Buckle up.

Start with Europe and just plain flu. Not COV. According to the World Health Organization (WHO) Europe [1], “During the winter months, influenza may infect up to 20% of the population…” That’s ordinary seasonal flu.

The population of Europe is 741 million people. This works out to 148 million cases of ordinary flu. Not once. Every year. EVERY YEAR.

According to [2], “As of March 23, 2020, there have been 170,424 confirmed cases of coronavirus (COVID-19) across the whole of Europe since the first confirmed cases in France on January 25.”

I urge readers to roll those comparative figures around in their minds, and realize that ordinary flu has never been called a pandemic, and has certainly never resulted in locking down countries.

If we take the COV Europe numbers I just quoted, which cover a period of two months, and multiply by six, to estimate the number for a year, we arrive at 1,022,544 cases. Even if you want to build up this figure by claiming it’s accelerating, do you really believe it’ll reach 148 million for the year, the number of ordinary flu cases? And again, 148 million is the estimate for EVERY YEAR. Every year—and no mention of a pandemic. No lockdowns.

Let’s go to Italy. According to [3], “Italy has the highest amount of confirmed [COV] cases in Europe with 59,138…” That’s as of March 23. If you multiply by six, to get the annual figure, you arrive at 360,000 cases. You want to blow that up, because of acceleration? Go ahead. How about a million cases for the year? Two million. Three million.

Now let’s look at ordinary flu cases for Italy in a given year. According to [4], “In the winter seasons from 2013/14 to 2016/17, an estimated average of 5,290,000 ILI [influenza-like illness] cases occurred in Italy, corresponding to an incidence of 9%.” That’s 5 million plus each year. Not just once. Was a seasonal flu pandemic declared in Italy? Ever? Was the whole country ever locked down as a result? No.

Finally, let’s look at figures for ordinary flu, for the whole planet. A study published in the journal, Pharmacy and Therapeutics [5], states, “Influenza is a highly contagious respiratory illness that is responsible for significant morbidity and mortality. Approximately 9% of the world’s population is affected annually, with up to 1 billion infections, 3 to 5 million severe cases, and 300,000 to 500,000 deaths each year.”

A BILLION cases EVERY YEAR. Is this called a pandemic? Is the whole world locked down every year? No.

Feel free to track the purported number of COV cases as time passes. As I write this, the number is 392,286, and deaths are 17,147. Let me know when the COV case number reaches A BILLION for the year and the number of deaths passes 300,000. Then keep me posted on how the one billion COV cases are repeated EVERY YEAR with at least 300,000 deaths annually.

And that concludes this episode of public health officials go crazy and wreck economies and lives in the process.

There should be a tracking “world-o-meter” providing live updates on THOSE figures.



[1]. [Europe] 2018–2019 influenza season: what we know so far
[2]. Number of new coronavirus (COVID-19) cases in Europe from January 25 to March 26, 2020, by date of report
[3]. Coronavirus (COVID-19) in Italy – Statistics & Facts
[4]. Investigating the impact of influenza on excess mortality in all ages in Italy during recent seasons (2013/14–2016/17 seasons)
[5]. Influenza Update: A Review of Currently Available Vaccines (P T. 2011 Oct; 36(10): 659-662, 665-668, 684.)

Just sayin.