Pigs In Space

Christopher Spivey


Quick, quick, barricade your doors and hide behind your fucking sofa! We have no policemen to protect us don’t cha know… But then again, that might be a good thing considering the thugs who masquerade as the criminal cuntstabulary.

So, what has happened to spark this panic you ask… To which I would reply; the following Chimp farticle:

Town where the police have GIVEN UP: Hartlepool has only ten officers for a population of 90,000 people – forcing residents to patrol the streets and try to solve crimes on Facebook

  • Residents in Hartlepool, County Durham, patrol local area due to lack of police
  • Locals taken to Facebook in a bid to try and solve crime after police cuts in area 
  • Cleveland Police announced they were shutting down the town’s custody suite  

A town with a population of 90,000 has had its ‘streets abandoned by police’ and been left with just ten officers on duty at a time.

Hmmm… Sounds like total bollocks to me. Mind you, there is the usual lack of detail being given over here. I mean, are the Monkey Boyz claiming that there are only 10 coppers on duty overall, at any one time or do they mean that there are 10 coppers out and about harassing innocent people at any one time?

After all, for starters the pig pen would need a desk Sargent and a custody orificer which would then take the number down to only 8 plod out and about doing the harassing.

Residents of Hartlepool, County Durham, band together to patrol their neighbourhoods after police failed to respond to a spate of thefts and burglaries.

Locals have taken to solving their own crimes on Facebook after budget cuts saw the number of frontline officers at Cleveland Police slashed by 500 in the past eight years.

And again, we see how the Monkey-Kuntz are trying to deceive here. You see, what they are trying to insinuate is that the number of coppers on duty in Hartlepool has been slashed from 500 to just 10… Or would that be 30, bearing in mind that the Pig Pen operates on 3 shifts?

Politicians said police had ‘given up’ responding to some calls from hard-working taxpayers and warned that the situation is similar in towns across Britain.

Notice how the Monkey slips in the words “Hard-Working-Taxpayers” in order to up the outrage. Nevertheless, the situation described by the hack has been that way since before the turn of the century, so fuck knows why they are making it out to be a new thing.

They complain that the Cleveland force receives less funding than more affluent areas while struggling with high crime in Hartlepool, Redcar, Cleveland, Stockton and Middlesbrough.

Just ten officers are on duty overnight in Hartlepool, a coastal town with a population of 92,000, and police cars sit empty because there are not enough officers to fill them. Cleveland Police announced on Monday they were shutting down the town’s custody suite to save money – forcing officers to drive anyone they arrest to Middlesbrough police station 15 miles away. Source

Ahhh, now we are getting somewhere. You see, what the Monkey Kuntz are doing is being economical with the truth in order to scaremonger the public.

In fact it could be said that the residents of Hartlepool are lucky bastards because I live in Rochford, Essex – a town with a similar size population – which has no coppers at all on front-line duty, despite statistically being one of the safest places in England to live.

That is because Rochford Police station finally closed a few years back, but we are now covered by the Rayleigh & Southend police forces… And there are more than enough of them thugs I can tell you. Indeed, the cowards always turn up mob handed to make arrests.

Therefore, Hartlepool may well only have 10 thugs operating out of their pig pen but they will be backed up by thugs from their neighboring towns… Don’t you worry about that.

Nevertheless, it is safe to say that the plod do not bother about burglaries, muggings and vandalism anymore, but that is disgustingly deliberate. Moreover, I would guess that the cuts in police personnel over the last 10 years have been at the expense of traffic cops.

After all, with all the traffic cameras everywhere they are no longer needed.

Indeed, it is true to say that the British Cuntstabulary is nothing more than a private army who have no idea of the law that they are meant to be enforcing. In fact I doubt very much if the majority even know the difference between unlawful and illegal… But then again, they are employed for their subservience; not their brains – or the lack of, as is the case.

However, farticles highlighting the lack of police manpower like the Chimp’s old bollox do inadvertently serve one purpose and that is to expose the monster’s hoaxes for the frauds that they really are.

After all, if the plod are so hard up and short of manpower it logically follows that the ambulance and fire service are in the same boat. So you therefore have to ask yourself where the fuck all the police cars, ambulances and fire engines come from to attend these alleged terrorist attacks – although to be fair ISIS seem to be having an extended holiday at the moment.

Take the Westminster Bridge ‘attack’ for instance. I mean there was 20-30 police cars and the same number of fire engines & Ambulances sat around doing nothing for at least 4 hours on the day!

So where did they all come from? Did crime, injury and fires stop for four or five hours on the day of the ‘attack’? After all, they all arrived within half hour of the fanny happening and then just sat there for the rest of the afternoon and earl evening doing fuck all.

That begs the question as to what do all these spare emergency service personnel do when there is no major photo shoot incident to attend… Think about that.

Mind you, having said that I would imagine that the old bill sit around, drinking tea and eating donuts while trying to think up crimes to charge innocent people with… Take the so called “Grenfell Six” for example:

Can the ‘Grenfell Six’ REALLY be prosecuted? Police scramble to work out what charges – if any – they can bring against mob who torched tower effigy in sickening bonfire video

  • Six suspects – aged 19, 19, 46, 49, 49 and 55 – handed themselves in to police  
  • There has been an national outrage over video of effigy resembling Grenfell
  • Detectives considering if it was public order offence, hate crime or just sick joke 
  • Ex-CPS chief says just because video is ‘grossly offensive’ doesn’t make it crime
  • Barrister says could be crime and victims don’t need to be connected to Grenfell

Police are today scrambling to work out if the six men arrested over the Grenfell Tower effigy can be charged as lawyers were split over whether it is a crime at all, MailOnline can reveal today.

The suspects from south London have been arrested on suspicion of breaching the Public Order Act over the sick bonfire party on Saturday.

Detectives will also be investigating if the fire was one of three other crimes: A hate crime, outraging public decency or sending malicious communications because the video was shared on WhatsApp by a partygoer. 

But prosecutors are split over whether the men could or should be put in the dock, with the one of the CPS’ former top lawyer saying: ‘Something that’s grossly offensive doesn’t necessarily become a criminal offence’. 

Nazir Afzal said in 2003 they were asked to prosecute a group who burned a gypsy caravan with the number plate P1KEY as a hate crime but it didn’t meet the test.

The six suspects, aged 19, 19, 46, 49, 49 and 55, handed themselves in to police after public outrage over the stunt in south London and they have all been bailed. Source

I thought that the plod were undermanned for fucks sake! I mean burning a cardboard tower – be it a representation of Grenfell tower or not – simply is not a crime… So why are the cunts so desperate to make it one?

And the answer to that is; more scaremongering… And it is working because people are too scared to say boo to a ghost these days.

Mind you, I did at first believe that bonfire work prank to be real and the police were really making themselves busy over nothing. But then the Chimp gave the hoax away by totally unnecessarily adding further detail:

Revealed: One of the ‘Grenfell Six’ is a ‘party animal millionaire’ whose father was found murdered in a suitcase 16 years ago after being shot in the head

  • Video of effigy burning provoked shock around Britain after it was shared online
  • Six have been released by police amid questions over whether they’ll be charged
  • It emerged today that one of the mrn, Paul Bussetti, is the son of a murder victim
  • He and his wife – along with their daughter and her boyfriend – are in hiding 

The father of one of the men questioned over the burning of a Grenfell Tower effigy was shot in the head and dumped in a suitcase 16 years ago, it emerged today.

Paul Bussetti was among six men questioned by police after a video of men burning a model of the fire-hit tower block was circulated online.

He is in hiding today, along with his wife, daughter and his daughter’s boyfriend, after the group were whisked out of Croydon police station by officers last night.

Friends have told how Bussetti’s father, Lorenzo, known as ‘Len’, was previously the victim of a horrific murder in London in 2002. Source

The daft cunts really can’t help themselves can they?

Nevertheless, if the Chimp is to be believed then the place to live if you want to carry out an “offensive” bonfire night prank is Hartlepool, but you are fucked if a terrorist attack takes place there.

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Just sayin’.