A Jew Means What?

A Jew Means What?

David Hansford Now, not a lot a people know this, but I’m very big down under, if ya catch me drift? NO! I don’t mean that. I mean I’ve got a fucking massive Cock. Only joking… Not about the massive Dick I’m not, I’m joking about the interpretation of my opening gambit. You see, I(…)

“Is it cos I’m Black”?

“Is it cos I’m Black”?

Chris Spivey / The Daily Chimpanzee   Course, it was no secret that I had been having money trouble recently. So in an effort to stop that happening again, I have come up with an appropriate solution. I could tattoo the word  MUPPET on the populations foreheads. And at say, twenty quid a throw I(…)

HOW MANY REALLY KNEW?….

HOW MANY REALLY KNEW?….

The Outlaw   An excellent article written by my good friend Jimmy Jones about the vile, nonce protector eggwina Currie. I mentioned in an article yesterday that there is no such thing as a good MP. At best, the ‘good’ ones are condoning child rape with their silence. Not my idea of good I’m afraid.

Spiv’s news round extra

Spiv’s news round extra

Spivey / The Daily Chimpanzee   Hi All, Bit of a newsletter type thingamabob here. I like to be cutting edge, don’t cha know. “Huh???” Fuck off Voice of Reason. So, in regard to yesterdays article ‘Chrissy One Jag’ I was pleasantly surprised to see how many of you hadn’t been taken in by Russell Brand.(…)

“OH FUCK, SPIVEY’S BACK”

“OH FUCK, SPIVEY’S BACK”

The Daily Chimpanzee   Hot off the presses of  ‘you really couldn’t make this shit up’ comes an article brimming with outrage. I can almost imagine Paul Dacre’s face going from a look of unconcerned boredom to one of hysterical screaming as he switched on his computer to find that I am back on line.(…)

I fucking told ya so, don’t ya fucking know

I fucking told ya so, don’t ya fucking know

The Daily Chimpanzee   Remember towards the end of last year when everyone believed that an honest MP had come along in the form of  Tommy ‘topple over’ Watson? He did after all put that ‘awkward’ question to the Cunt Cameron. You know the one? About the paedophile ring running out of dirty, depraved Downing Street. Well(…)

If you tolerate this, then your children will be next.

If you tolerate this, then your children will be next.

Welfare News Service So, the agenda is finally coming into plain sight. If you can’t afford your full rent its your own fault so if you become homeless through accumulated rent arrears, then we are going to take your kids away… Cunts! Cunts! Cunts! Once you have read the letter below, I would urge you(…)

Chrissy one Jag: If I were a rich man ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

Chrissy one Jag: If I were a rich man ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum

Christopher Spivey Fuck me I do worry about you fucking lot.  I disappear for 4 or 5 days – not through choice I hasten to add – and what do you know, I come back only to find I’m public enemy number fucking one and Russell Brand is in charge of the Alternative fucking Media.(…)

Hide ‘n’ Seek

Hide ‘n’ Seek

The Daily Chimpanzee Well, as you see, we are back on line. Don’t get too excited, the problem isn’t fixed, this site is still leaking GB’s dear Liza. Therefore, how long it will remain up and running is anyone’s guess. I will fill you in on the plan of action later. Needless to say I(…)

Mother all but rips her 6 year old sons balls off

Mother all but rips her 6 year old sons balls off

The Huffington Post Following on from what I was saying in my last post about how we all need to rethink the way that we live our lives with the need for everyone to stop being so fucking self centred. That change needs to start now. We need to build communities that look after their(…)

To give them their Jews

To give them their Jews

Chris Spivey / Cig Papers   Okay, it seems my site weathered the storm and  lives to fight another day… Thank fuck for that – I do worry about you if I’m not here to look after you. And, hopefully the fact that the site will now continue for the foreseeable future will please you(…)

Hope springs eternal

Hope springs eternal

Hi All, Thank you all for your support. I have a Tech Wizard looking into the problems as I type. I am grateful to Alex G from Red Alert/ Peterborough Radio for introducing me to him. The site may be up and down today while the man does his thing. Fingers crossed. Chris.

Site Update

Site Update

Christopher Spivey   Hi All, Here is the situation, I am told that if I do not upgrade again for the THIRD time this month, I will be offline by close of play tonight. I have also had many people offer to cover or offer to willingly contribute towards the £150 per month package that(…)

Depleted Uranium and The Royal Family

Depleted Uranium and The Royal Family

Chris Spivey and various sources So, the christening of Georgie boy passed by without being too in our faces, although the Daily Chimpanzee has done much banner waving on the inbred family’s behalf. Course, the fact that it was a low key affair is suspicious in its self, given that the Royal ponces love to(…)