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Okay, this is how the MSM mess with your psyche.

Below is an article claiming that are upstanding, hard working, loyal, selflessly giving, committed, morally superior MP’s have been banned from eating fresh eggs:

 MPs were at the centre of a new food scare last night after the Commons banned traditional scrambled eggs and omelettes – because they are ‘too dangerous’.

Chefs at the House of Commons are now forbidden to make two of the most popular light meals in Britain with fresh eggs on the grounds that they could be contaminated with salmonella or other bugs.

“Hold up Spiv! I smell a rat”.

Yeah? Me too as it happens.

Now, I’m no eggspert, but if The Cunt Cameron’s Cabinet of Cunts are banned from eating fresh eggs, then surely we best stop eating fresh eggs too… Cheeky fucking sods, thinking that we wouldn’t find out that our fresh eggs are once again dangerous.

They really do think we are Yokels, don’t they? … “Yokels”, ha ha ha… Geddit?… Eggs?.. Yokels?… I like that. Go me.

In fact, best we all boycott fresh eggs and rush out and buy some of those pasteurized eggy things from Holland.

After all, who can forget the immortal Benny Hill line from his hit song Ernie:  “He said D’you want it pasteurised?, ‘Cause pasteurised is best”.

At least… That is what our, low down, snakey, lazy, self serving, money grabbing, insincere, perverted MP’s want you to conclude from the article… Fucking wankers.

Those naughty copy writers at the Mail are using that there reverse psychology to get us to buy pasteurised eggs aren’t they… The tricky Dicky’s.

And, by the time the gullible public have been totally brainwashed into buying pasteurized eggs, the nonce ponce brigade will have long since, quietly gone back to eating fresh eggs… But that won’t make the headlines.

You see, fresh eggs are important:

Eggs add protein to a person’s diet, as well as various other nutrients.

Chicken eggs are the most commonly eaten eggs. They supply all essential amino acids for humans (a source of ‘complete protein‘),and provide several vitamins and minerals, including retinol (vitamin A), riboflavin (vitamin B2), folic acid (vitamin B9), vitamin B6vitamin B12cholineiron,calciumphosphorus and potassium. Although not as abundant as red meats, eggs are a source of CoQ10 depending on how they are prepared.

All of the egg’s vitamins A, D, and E are in the egg yolk. The egg is one of the few foods to naturally contain vitamin D. A large egg yolk contains approximately 60 Calories (250 kilojoules); the egg white contains about 15 Calories (60 kilojoules). A large yolk contains more than two-thirds of therecommended daily intake of 300 mg of cholesterol (although one study indicates the human body may not absorb much cholesterol from eggs). The yolk makes up about 33% of the liquid weight of the egg.

It contains all of the fat, slightly less than half of the protein, and most of the other nutrients. It also contains all of the choline, and one yolk contains approximately half of the recommended daily intake. Choline is an important nutrient for development of the brain, and is said to be important for pregnant and nursing women to ensure healthy fetal brain development . Source Wikipedia

I mean, you don’t really think that the Satanic, child molesting elite really want us eating anything healthy and nutritious do you? … Do you?

Course they fucking don’t.

But you can bet your fucking life to a quid that Prince Big Ears won’t be eating pasteurised eggs… He likes an egg does old Dumbo, don’t cha know.

“Why’s that then Spiv”?

Dunno. I guess some people just like eggs more than others.

“Noooo, I meant why wont Dobbie be eating the pasteurised eggs”?

Ohhh. My bad!

Prince Von Largen Luggens won’t be eating them because when you pasteurise anything you kill all the goodness in it, silly.

You just look at what this fella has to say:

Pasteurization is a barbaric process that destroys all that is healthy.

It is time we take back our right to eat untampered food. It is time we stop writing and passing legislation every time a rare event in food sanitation occurs. The government and the elite of Europe who want to enslave us from the genetic code up, have been conspiring to fluoridate our minds, poison our food supplies, replace normal fresh food with genetically altered substitutes, and resell raw food that was available in the 1970s back to us in the 21st century under the label “organic.” Organic is simply the food we used to eat on a daily basis 30+ years ago.

It’s time to return to the basics. It’s time to recapture our right to decide what we put in our bodies. Alcohol is a known danger to almost every organ in our body, yet it’s legal to drink. Cigarettes have been linked to cancers of all kinds, and yet it’s legal to smoke. Raw milk is not harmful. Raw milk is pure and natural. Raw milk is the form of milk that humans should consume. The scam of pasteurization needs to end. Spread the word. Source

And, like all good government propaganda stories, fear tactics are used to make you comply… You will note the constant usage of the words; Salmonella, dangerous, health risks, etc, etc being used throughout the whole of the Daily Mails article… Unfortunately, and extremely sadly, these tactics work time and time again

Shall we get another eggspert to concur:

You have a number of disease outbreaks. You try pasteurization out in a few places, in a few markets. You reassure the public that pasteurization doesnt change the nutritional value of milk. Processors love it because it extends shelf life. And presto. After a few decades, its the only legal product and the old way is illegal. Source

Thank you eggspert. A bit like Edwina Currie’s scaremongering back in the day then.

Good old Edwina, risking all to warn the public that our eggs were going to give us all salmonella poisoning… Shame that while she was at it, the cunt didn’t warn us all about the paedophiles in parliament that she knew about.

I can only conclude that Currie views a few cases of food poisoning as being much more serious than our elected politicians raping little girls and boys.

But to be fair, she did have another Major secret to conceal back then.

I mean, if Norma Major had found out that Currie had been shagging her husband John, there would have been all manner of hell to pay… Mr Currie wouldn’t have been to thrilled either, I hasten to add.

Still, there was no permanent damage done. At least not to the egg industry anyway.

There was a lot of damage done to the children that were being raped by her colleagues, which the Currie Goat by her own admission, say’s that she  knew about.. But chose to say nothing… Fucking evil cunt.

But fuck Edwina Currie… Our former Prime Minister did… Then again, he was also a cunt too… Morning John.

So, to get back on track. We were talking about eggs.

The following is from Natural News:

The egg’s reputation is recovering, but scrambled eggs as a part of McDonald’s breakfast include much more than egg. Their pasteurized whole eggs have sodium acid pyrophosphate, citric acid, and monosodium phosphate (all added to preserve color), and nisin, a preservative. Source

Hmmm.

Best take no notice of that.

Pasteurised eggs are fucking marvellous, and that is all there is to it.

And anyone who says that pasteurisation is being linked as a possible source of cancer is lying… Aren’t they?… Aren’t they?

Don’t believe the truth.

 

 

MPs banned from eating scrambled eggs because risk of salmonella is ‘too dangerous’… unless they are made from pasteurised liquid from Holland

By BRENDAN CARLIN

PUBLISHED: 22:11, 17 August 2013 | UPDATED: 22:11, 17 August 2013

MPs were at the centre of a new food scare last night after the Commons banned traditional scrambled eggs and omelettes – because they are ‘too dangerous’.

Chefs at the House of Commons are now forbidden to make two of the most popular light meals in Britain with fresh eggs on the grounds that they could be contaminated with salmonella or other bugs.

MPs at Westminster can still order scrambled egg or omelette, but they will be made with liquid pasteurised egg from Holland instead.

Replaced: MPs will still be able to order scrambled eggs for breakfast but only ones made from liquid eggs imported from Holland Replaced: MPs will still be able to order scrambled eggs for breakfast but only ones made from liquid eggs imported from Holland

 

One MP said: ‘Whatever they are made with, they taste disgusting.’

And Tory MP Nicholas Soames, grandson of wartime leader Winston Churchill, is understood to have called the decision ‘absurd’.

Politicians with a sweet tooth have also been affected because mousses made from fresh eggs have been removed from the dessert menu.

More…

 

Some MPs have backed the move, claiming it is a ‘sensible precaution’, but others say the ruling risks a new outbreak of the panic that led to the resignation of Edwina Currie as Conservative Health Minister in 1988.

She was forced to quit after saying: ‘Most of the egg production in this country, sadly, is now affected with salmonella.’ 

Not impressed: MP Nicholas Soames, grandson of wartime leader Winston Churchill, is understood to have branded the decision 'absurd'Not impressed: MP Nicholas Soames, grandson of wartime leader Winston Churchill, is understood to have branded the decision ‘absurd’

 

It provoked fury among farmers and egg producers, and led to a slump in sales.

One MP warned: ‘If MPs cannot  or will not eat scrambled eggs or omelette because they are a health risk, members of the public may say, “If it is too dangerous for MPs, it must be too dangerous for us.”‘

Another of the MPs hoping to enjoy the traditional snack said: ‘It all started in the Tearoom when staff   told us they were now made with powdered egg, not fresh eggs.

‘They said it was all to do with health and safety. There was a lot  of anger.’

 

Mr Soames protested at the decision at a meeting of the Commons Administration Committee that is responsible for Commons catering.

Edwina CurryOld controversy: The row echoes the comments made by former Conservative Health Minster Edwina Currie who was forced to resign in 1988 after telling the public that much of British egg production was affected by salmonella

 

An MP who was also at the meeting said: ‘Nick said that in all his years as an MP, this was the most absurd catering decision he had ever heard. He said we were being  treated like children.’

A Commons spokeswoman said: ‘Dishes such as scrambled eggs, mousses or omelettes which do  not reach a core temperature of 75 degrees Celsius are now made using pasteurised liquid egg, rather than fresh eggs. This is in line with Food Standard Agency advice.’

But last night the food watchdog denied it supported a ban on scrambled egg and omelettes made with fresh eggs.

A spokeswoman said: ‘There is no requirement or guidance for caterers to use liquid egg rather than fresh eggs where the egg is to be fully cooked.

‘For vulnerable groups such as  the elderly, infants under five or expectant mums, there is guidance that caterers could use pasteurised egg in any food that will not be cooked or only lightly cooked, such as mayonnaise.’

The traditional way of cooking scrambled eggs is to use a moderate heat. If the temperature is too hot, the eggs can become rubbery.

TV cook Delia Smith says the only rule with scrambled eggs is to use a medium heat. ‘If the heat is too  high, the eggs will become dry and flaky,’ she said.

Labour MP Thomas Docherty, vice-chairman of the Commons Administration Committee, last night demanded an inquiry into the ban. He said: ‘I have asked managers to find out who took this ridiculous decision.’

Scrambled eggs and omelettes  are not the only prohibited dishes. MPs can order only well-done burgers – those cooked medium-rare or medium are banned on the grounds that the meat can contain dangerous pathogens if not cooked properly. 

The FSA confirmed that the Commons’ policy on burgers was in line with its guidance. 
‘Burgers and sausages are made from meat that has been minced, so germs will be spread throughout the product and not just on the surface.

This means these products need to be properly cooked all the way through,’ said a spokeswoman.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2396237/MPs-banned-eating-dangerous-scrambled-eggs.html#ixzz2cIRzswfY
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