Jun 18 2013
The Daily Mail / The Daily Spivey
So, I gets a phone call late last night… They always seem to be late at night, just as I drop off to sleep, don’t cha know.
Caller: Hi Spiv.
Caller: Close. Debbie Arthurs as it happens. What do you know about the Order of the Garter?
… So, long story short, I’ve agreed to help the Delightful Deb on the following old bollocks.
Beaming Queen flanked by Charles and William at Order of the Garter today as Duke of Edinburgh recovers at home… I have a different kind of beam in mind for the evil ponces
- Queen led procession of Knights to St George’s Chapel in Windsor
- Supported by son and grandson in absence of husband
- Duke of Edinburgh discharged from hospital this morning but must rest for two months
- Duchess of Cornwall attended but Duchess of Cambridge did not
By DEBORAH ARTHURS & CHRIS ‘J ARTHUR RANK ‘SPIVEY
PUBLISHED: 16:17, 17 June 2013 | UPDATED: 17:21, 17 June 2013
You kick off Deb Babes.
The Queen was all smiles today as she took part in the historic Garter Day service at Windsor Castle on the day the Duke of Edinburgh was discharged from hospital.
Strange how these Masonic rituals with a linking to Satanic Worship never fail to make the old cow smile.
But fuck me! Make Bizzy Lizzie attend something worthwhile and she has a face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp.
She joined members of her family and senior figures for the annual ceremony of pomp and pageantry staged in the grounds of Windsor Castle.
Cost the tax payer a fucking fortune too Debbie. Still, since she’s been taking the right fucking piss for over 60 years, I don’t suppose she is going to stop now is she.
Philip is convalescing at the Castle after he left the London Clinic this morning following exploratory abdominal surgery more than a week ago.
So, the Duck couldn’t attend because he had to have a stomach operation. I suppose you could say it was guts for garters Debs!… Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha… Guts for garters… I don’t know how the fuck I think of them… Carry on Debbie.
Royal exit: Queen Elizabeth II and members of the royal family and Knights Garter leave St George’s Chapel after attending the annual Garter Ceremony at Windsor Castle… Didn’t this photo appear in that book called ‘Spot the paedophile’?
The Queen flanked by Prince Charles, left, and Prince William en route to the chapel in Windsor today… The last time that I saw the Royal nonce ponces dressed like that was on the TV program, ‘Its a Royal knockout’.
Checkout my photo below Debs… Now, let me think? Who was it who presented ‘Its a knockout’?
“Indeed you are Eddie” says the paedophile Stuart Hall, who wore his favourite mauve dress for the Royal edition of ‘Its a Knockout.
The Duke will spend around two months recovering from the surgery before resuming his royal duties in the autumn.
Duties Debbie? What duties might they be then? The last time the Duck did his Royal Duty was 9 months before Princess Horseteeth was born.
The service was preceded by the procession of members of the Order of the Garter – one of the highlights of the royal season.
Course it is one of their highlights… Its all about evil. And so close to the Summer Solstice too.
In a touching change with tradition, the Queen, who would normally walk with Philip, was flanked by the Prince of Wales and Duke of Cambridge.
You could say that she was walking with a right pair of flankers then… Yep, carry on Debbie Doodles.
With Charles on her right and William on her left, she smiled as she walked towards St George’s chapel for the service.
Both wearing their garters… The perverted arseholes.
Wearing their blue velvet robes and black velvet hats with white plumes of heron and ostrich feather, the Royal Garter Knights walked past the thousands of spectators gathered in the grounds of the castle... And fuck me! Didn’t they look like a right bunch of cunts… Which they are obviously.
Other members of the monarchy who are also Royal Knights or Ladies of the Order and took part in the procession were the Princess Royal, AKA Princess Horseteeth, the Duke of York, AKA Princess Andrew… He’s had ten thousand men… And the equivalent amount of children and the Earl of Wessex, AKA Prince Ed the Ball… The patron saint of cry baby wimps.
The Duchess of Cambridge and Countess of Wessex watched the procession from the vantage point of the Galilee Porch at St George’s Chapel as their partners processed past.
The Duchess of Cambridge is of course Kate Gold-Digger-Smith who is due to give birth on the 21st of June… The exact same day as as Little Willie slipped out.
And the Countess of Wessex is Ed the Ball’s wife who is a ‘special’ friend of Chris Tarrant… Both Kate and Sophie love nothing more than showing their tits off in public… And I’m not referring to Willie and Edward. Have a look at this photo Deb.
Founded by King Edward III in 1348, the Order of the Garter is the last remaining honour to be given at the discretion of the sovereign and is awarded to those who have contributed to national life or have served the Sovereign personally... You know the type of person that she means Debbie Do Be Do? Paedophiles and such like.
She fucking loves a Paedo does Sweaty Betty
People like George Bush for instance.
Or Henry Kissinger and Edward Heath… You know the type? Right fucking sick cunts.
Bizzy Lizzy likes to reward sick cunts. I wonder why that is?
Have another photo Deb.
Every knight is required to display a banner of his arms in St George’s Chapel at Windsor, together with a helmet, crest and sword and an enamelled stallplate and carries the letters KG after their name for life.
Yes, yes Daffy Deb. Have a day off from giving us the old Daily Mail fanny.
No wonder you MSM journalists need me for the in-depth stuff.
Talking of fanny… You ain’t seen Ru… Nah, course you haven’t… Forget I asked.
Anyway, here is a lilttle bit of background, that isn’t your average Daily Mail propaganda.
The Order of the Garter is the core of the Committee Of 300 (aka Olympians). Queen Elizabeth II is the leader of this organization.
Its members include most if not all of the royal British family along with, many peers of the realm including Lord Rothschild, as well as other European nobility, and a slew of other wealthy individuals scattered across Europe and America.
These elite own businesses on every level, especially the oil and banking industry. George Bush is a recent member who was knighted by the Queen on December 20, 1993, as a Knight Grand Cross of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath.
This was for his leadership in the Gulf War, when he sent American soldiers to die for England’s interest of their petroleum in Kuwait. General Colin Powell and General Norman Schwarzkopf were given also lower order of knighthoods. Lord Peter Carrington, who is a member of the satanic Order of Osiris and other demonic groups is a member of the Order of the Garter.
By the way, Prince Charles Coat of Arms has another symbol–The Order of the Garter. The Order of the Garter is the parent organization over Free Masonry, world-wide. When a man becomes a 33rd Degree Mason, he swears allegiance to that organization, and thereby to Prince Charles. Source
William was officially invested in the order in 2008 in a private ceremony at the castle Throne Room, accompanied by his father and grandfather... Lets not go there ay.
I’m warming to you Deb… Hows Ruth getting on?
The knights today enjoyed an elaborate luncheon in the castle’s Waterloo Chamber before making their way to the chapel for the religious service of installation for new members.
And, guess who pays for that elaborate luncheon?
Course, the fact that many children are surviving on Jam sandwiches in this country doesn’t matter. Ohh no. So long as these rich ponces have their elaborate fucking lunches nothing else matters… Cunts
You didn’t answer my question by the way. I asked you about Ruth Styles.
More than 7,000 specially-invited members of the public cheered on the party, who were proceeded by trumpeters and elaborately costumed heralds as well as the 14 Officers of Arms, each bearing ancient titles such as the Rouge Dragon Pursuivant and the Maltravers Herald Extraordinary.
Ohhhhh, the guests were specially invited were they. I didn’t think anyone was stupid enough to watch this shit… Interesting name, Rouge Dragon, don’t cha think?
The Queen was the first to leave the service and she was joined in her carriage by Charles and Camilla... Why the fuck do you Daily Mail hacks have to repeat everything 500 times Deb?
Anyway, fuck you. I know that Ruthie’s been in Australia… Not that I stalk her or anything.
They drove past squadrons of the Household Cavalry’s Life Guards and Blues and Royals who lined the route at great expense to the hard up British public. Kinda makes you fucking furious Debs doesn’t it.
Following soon behind was Edward and Sophie, sitting opposite William and Andrew in their carriage.
Princess Andrew later told his friends at the Blue Oyster Club, that he felt like Cinderella.
The Countess wore a hat perched on the side of her head and she hung onto the brim as the wind began to pick up. Ed the Ball had eaten an Indian the night before… They really have to stop this human sacrifice malarkey.
William was photographed appearing to stick his tongue out as he went past. The dirty fucking pervert.
The crowds cheered as they royals passed and they were soon joined in the Castle by members of the
congregation coven for afternoon tea.
Well they would cheer wouldn’t they. Who the fuck wouldn’t be glad to see the back of the inbred ponces?
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