Nothing To See Here

Christopher Spivey.

What the fuck is happening???

Well, according to the press; fuck all… STILL!

And that of course puts me in a very difficult position because I need to write new articles in order to get donations in to pay for the crippling monthly site fees.

Mind you, the Aberdeen train crash looked promising at first but I quickly cottoned on to the fact that the crash must have really happened due to the Chimp’s lack of reporting on it.

Likewise, the same can be said for the explosion in Lebanon – although there are some who are trying to make out that the blast was deliberate.

Course, those same people are trying to justify their claims based on the fact that the explosion also destroyed a Rothschild bank… Which makes no sense to me whatsoever.

And the lack of things to report on has left the Chimp pushing stories like the one below, about a short arsed fat bird who has lost two stone to become a short arsed fat bird:

I mean, how the fuck is that news?

Course, I suppose that I could give Boris Fat-Bloke a mention. I mean you would have to be some kind of cunt to believe the press stories about his summer holiday!

After all, if the Monkey-Kuntz are to be believed, then the most important man in the cuntry fucked off up to Scotland with his fake bird to stay in a fucking tent.

Better still, Boris – used to living in the lap of luxury – didn’t even have permission to be there:

Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s Great Escape descended into farce this afternoon after it emerged he had camped in a local sheep farmer’s field without permission.

Applecross Landowner Kenny Cameron was left fuming today when he realised the PM and his fiancée Carrie Symonds had pitched their trendy eight foot bell tent on his land and had a camp fire without asking him first… Source

And if you believe that old bollox, then you will also believe that the Prime Mincer nearly died of Covid-500.

Indeed, if you read that farticle, it quickly becomes clear that it is more of a travel brochure promoting the holiday cottage rather than the old bollox about Bo & Caz having it off in a tent… No surprise there then since the Chimp & the Scum newspapers are in financial trouble and need all the money they can get at the moment.

Course, as I pointed out in my last article, the Chimp has been padding out their news-feed with old bollox about immigrants invading the cuntry via dinghy’s.

And in that article, I quoted the Chimp stating that the average price of a place on a dinghy is now £2000 (as opposed to the £20,000 of a few years ago). Moreover, for the cost of that seat price, the illegal immigrants get unlimited attempts at making the crossing:

We paid 2,000 euros [£1,800] to the Iranians who say they will put me on a boat as many times as it is needed to get across to England. They are telling the truth because I know others have got across this way.’ Source

Yet a few days after I released that article, the Chimp appeared to completely disregard what they had written in their farticle because the migrants were now claiming that they would drown themselves rather than be caught by the coastguard:

Migrants attempting to cross the Channel have threatened to drown themselves if they are stopped by the Royal Navy.

Families preparing to make the crossing to Britain from Calais claim the stretch of water will become ‘a sea of bodies’ if the British government intervenes and sends them back to France

Christian convert Kamal Sadeghi getting set to make the perilous journey with his wife and 11-month-old daughter after fleeing his home in Iran… Source

Now why on earth would these asylum seekers need to drown themselves if they are getting unlimited attempts at crossing the channel?

Well, according to the contradictory Monkey Boyz, they are desperate to get their hands on our “generous benefits”:

Which surely must be a joke.

I mean these asylum seekers are given just £38 Pound a week to live on after arriving here and this cuntry has one of the least generous benefit systems in Europe – as anyone will tell you who is unfortunate enough to have to claim Universal Credit:

Yet facts like that or the following do not deter the lying presstitutes:

And as such, they keep making up fake stories in order to piss off the gullible public… Which works.

I mean you really couldn’t make it up:

For instance, you must have read the fable about the 16 yr old asylum seeker – who then turned out to be 28 yrs old after drowning whilst crossing the channel.

Now, if this story is to be believed then we have to accept that Abdulfatah Hamdallah and his pal bought a child’s blow up dinghy and two SHOVELS to paddle it across the Channel… This despite the fact that Abdulah Silly-Cunt couldn’t swim… Unlike his shipmate who could and therefore “somehow” survived.

Course, the pair were desperate to get here after living rough in France for 2 months:

A migrant who tragically drowned while crossing the Channel was making his third attempt to reach Britain after being recently denied asylum in France, his friends and family have revealed.

Abdulfatah Hamdallah died after the 3ft dinghy he and a friend were in was punctured by the shovels they were using as oars.

His friend somehow survived. But Mr Hamdallah, from Sudan, could not swim and his body was later found washed up on a beach at Sangatte… Source

And to be fair, there are plenty of photos of Abdulfatah to show why he was so desperate to leave his life of poverty:

Is that even the same bloke?

Yet we are supposed to believe that despite Abdulah’s obvious good health, designer clothes (remarkably new looking and clean), his laptop and iPhone, etc, etc, he was still that fucking desperate to get here – to claim £38 squid a week – that he paid the ultimate price in doing so!

Fuck off wit’cha.

Course, there is no doubt whatsoever that the Chimp is inherently racist. I mean, back in 1933 the cunts were saying exactly the same things about the Jews fleeing Europe as they are now saying about these migrants.

Yet 60 yrs later the Monkey-Kuntz now love the 4 by 2’s! Fuck me, how times have changed without actually changing at all.

However, there has been one snippet of information to be found doing the rounds on Facebook that is quite relevant to what is going on at the moment and that is this:

Now, that caught my eye because I used to write for the Sovereign Independent in 2011. In fact it is thanks to them that I am still writing today. However, like most things that appear in my Facebook news-feed, the above is simply not true.

You see, not only did I also keep a copy:

But the article is still available on the internet if you know where to look:

Depopulation Through Forced Vaccination:

The Zero Carbon Solution

By Rachel Windeer. (First published June 2011)

On April 26th, 2009 the Irish Independent published an article titled ‘Concern for Children’s Health as Parents ignoring vaccines’. Edel Kennedy, you should be ashamed of yourself! This is nothing less than an attempt by  government, through their puppets in the media, to remove the rights of parents to determine the life choices of their offspring and removes any doubt that we now live in a dictatorship.

This is an OUTRAGEOUS insult to every parent in the country who has the common sense to research the efficacy of vaccines themselves by simply looking at the historical record rather than trust politicians whose lies… Continue Reading

So, all I can do is apologies for the lack of shit to write about, but as I say, the monthly site fees still have to be paid.

Therefore, if you wish to make a donation via bank transfer – in order to keep me online, the details are as follows:

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Just sayin’..