Sep 21 2015

Not Quite Human

Spiv & Chumps

 

So, the day after I release my article “Smiler”, about the four young fellas maimed in the Alton Towers staged accident, yet another article appears about Vicky Balch – one of the two young ladies who lost a leg each.

And it would now appear that Tricky Vicky has been given a modelling contract and is due on the catwalk on October the 3rd… Or put another way, 4 months almost to the day after the ‘accident’ and 3 months after having [allegedly] had her leg amputated.

However, what I want to know is how the fuck is she going to take to the catwalk when she hasn’t even been fitted for her first, basic, temporary prosthetic leg yet?

Unless of course she appeared in a BBC interview the other week without any leg attachment purely to draw attention to the fact that she only has the one… Why am I suddenly reminded of Peter Cook & Dudley Moore?

Absolute classic.

However, it would seem that both Vicky and Leah Washington (the other girl who lost a leg in the accident) have both now taken to wearing short skirts, which quite obviously draws attention to their protruding stumps… Kinda like Jake the Peg in reverse.

And again, I find that extremely strange given both of their young ages; which when coupled with the fact that both girls are very pretty and clearly take pride in their appearance, you would have thought then that the pair would in fact have been extremely self conscious about showing off their injuries.

Interestingly enough, Leah was reported as wearing jeans on the day of the ‘accident’.

Yet it takes an awful lot of women years before they even have the confidence to wear a bikini on a beach if they have a stretch marked stomach! So for two relatively young, nice looking girls to emphasise the fact that they are missing somewhere between 15 – 20% of their bodies goes against normal human behaviour as far as I can see… Fuck me, I have seen my daughter Stacey nearly burst a gasket and act like it is the end of the world when she has had a spot appear on her chin.

So, if you are telling me that just 3 months after supposedly losing a leg Vicky is sufficiently healed and confident enough to go waltzing down the catwalk, when the average recovery time for a leg amputation is 12-18 months (source), then I am afraid that I’m just not buying it.

I mean, you only need to watch the Daily Mirror video of Vicky walking less than 3 months after the accident to realise that she lost her leg a lot longer ago than we are meant to believe. You can watch that Video by clicking HERE

Mind you, you only need look at the scar on her left knee in that video and then compare it with the scar we see in photographs to know that there is some skullduggery at work.

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Now as it happens, Victoria from Derbyshire took those first steps on the Victoria Derbyshire Show… Coincidental or what?

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PHOTO: Will the real Vicky D please stand up

Well no as it happens, it isn’t that coincidental – well it is a bit – because Victoria Derbyshire appears to enjoy talking to amputees and spreading the word about ‘Transhumanism’.

I mean just have a butchers of her show schedule for fucks sake:

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One might say almost obsessive!

Now that last program mentioned in the schedule, “Dying Is Barbaric” appears to delve particularly deep into the subject of Transhumanism.

The following is taken from the show’s accompanying article:

As technology advances, a group of people known as transhumanists are increasingly seeking ways to enable us to live on in new forms. How plausible are their ideas?

“We have this strange idea that dying is something we need to do. It’s not – we’ll look back and think of dying as something as barbaric as slavery,” Dr Ben Goertzel explains.

He is one of the leading figures in transhumanism – a movement that believes in using technology to improve our intellectual, physical and psychological capacities.

For some members, including Dr Goertzel, this extends to the view that technology should one day enable us to live on in different ways.

“I think digital immortality is definitely going to happen. I hope it happens in my own lifetime,” he tells the Victoria Derbyshire programme. Source

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PHOTO: BEN GOATLIPS

And unfunnily enough, Vicky Derbyshire has apparently just had a mastectomy. Nevertheless, she appears to have all the right credentials needed to push this insidious body repair kit agenda for the elites.

I mean for starters she was apparently abused as a child by her father:

For 16 years, she has been the voice of morning news and debate on the BBC’s Radio 5 Live.

Yesterday, Victoria Derbyshire hosted her popular current affairs show for the last time, prompting a flood of tributes from loyal listeners.

And now, on the brink of making the leap to TV with a daily programme on BBC News, she has revealed that behind her success lies a difficult childhood which gave her the courage to ‘be bold to anyone’.

She told listeners yesterday: ‘I have loved talking to you over the last 16 years, and even more I have loved listening to you. You have told me so many things about your lives which I will never, ever forget and for which I’m very grateful.’

But the Radio Academy Award winner has recently shared details of her own early life which could match many a phone-in.

Her father Anthony was an ‘aggressive’ man who abused her, her mother and her younger brother and sister, she claimed.

Mother-of-two Miss Derbyshire, 45, said: ‘It was very much us four against him. He was aggressive and violent and not loving in any way. Not like a father should be.’ She described rushing to make him a cup of tea after work or ‘there would be all hell to pay’, and slipping her mother’s Valium into his tea hoping to ‘calm him down’. Continue Reading

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PHOTO: Vicky D and her old man – who denies being abusive.

PHOTO: Victoria Derbyshire

Moreover, Tricky Dicky Vicky D is a Satanist – at least she is according to Indymedia UK:

Mainstream media have had a history of mind control via different patterns. A lot of the used and known techniques developed by institutions such as the Tavistock Institute have been researching mass manipulation via television and audio for over 40 years. How these techniques work is by a theory called subliminal programming.

This works by image overload, by that i mean when you watch tv or a movie or any kind of media your brain takes in around 50-60 frames per second. The conscious side of the brain can only understand 1 frame per second. The subconscious however is a sponge that takes in all information present. That is one of the reasons people become so addicted to television and also why commercials are such big business. The american government has patented these mind control techniques.Some of which are known to alter human DNA.

Disney are a known company who use mind control in massive doses. Some examples of this are in aladdin where in one scene when the audio is slowed down, the character says “children take off your clothes” it is played at such a fast rate the conscious part of the brain cannot pick this up. Another scene depicts another character with a erection and again can only been seen by the conscious mind when in slow motion. Continue Reading

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Now personally I haven’t got a Scooby-Fucking-Do if Vic is taking the Mick or what, but another one of her shows focused on a website on which – as far as I can tell – you chat to birds with small tits via webcam and in exchange you contribute towards the cost of a boob job:

A controversial website offers women new breasts in exchange for erotic photos – but safety groups have blasted the site, saying its concept is ‘concerning’.

Women are stripping off for strangers to raise money for new breasts, in a bizarre new crowdfunding craze.

And the website, has outraged the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons.

The US site MyFreeImplants.com allows women to fund their breast enlargements by receiving money every time they chat to men online.

Further donations can also be made, often in return for women sending them erotic photos.

The site also claims that the number of British women using the site is on the rise. Continue Reading

Everybody’s happy – apparently – especially the website owners who take a percentage of the money pledged by a punter, to help fund a proper pair of tits for whichever Fried-Egg-Freda they had been chatting to.

And inevitably the website has it knockers, but judging by its popularity a lot of people seem to think its the tits… I hope I didn’t make a boob with those quips, but bra-humbug to you if I did, me old bosom buddies. In fact one cou… “GET ON WITH IT SPIVEY YOU SOPPY CUNT”!

Okay, keep ya fucking hair on. Now, one of the birds that Vicky D spoke to in her quest to keep abreast of the situation – sorry – was, visually far from flat chested Rebecca.

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And who the Heck does Bec look like?

Yep, she looks just like Vicky B, you really couldn’t make this shit up:

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No wonder I have no credibility left.

But nevertheless, breast enlargement is also a form of body modification and it is only right that Vicky D had one of her minions talk to an eggspurt during the course of that program:

Mary O’Brien from the British Association of aesthetic plastic surgeons said: “Young women are engaging in online conversations about these intimate photographs with strangers in return for money. They’re degrading and we’re deeply concerned.”

Site owner, Jay said: “We set up the website to help women who couldn’t afford cosmetic surgery to obtain them free of cost… we’re based in the US but have seen a massive growth in the UK.”

The site claim that they take 19% of the funds raised while 81% goes to fund the surgery.

Now, you have actually already seen a photo of Mary – Mary, quite contrary, in my humble opinion.

You see that is old Mary in the above photo with Rebecca on the laptop… You see, I was doing a little eggsperiment to see if anyone would notice that it wasn’t Vicky D – to whom I had intimated it was.

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I know, I know…

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I’ll get me coat… See ya, byyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

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