Christopher Spivey

There really is fuck all to write about in the s-news at the moment don’t cha know?

That is unless you include the new kid on the block death virus that is going to kill us all:

Run for the fucking hills! but then again, don’t bother since this is just another man-made deadly virus deliberately released by the monster elite to bring wide spread panic to the masses.

In fact you can find the 2018 patent for the disease HERE

Now why would the cunts patent a virus? Think about it and send your answers on a post card to Boris Johnson, care of 10 Down-Syndrome Street.

Therefore, there is no major story there either. And since we have survived Bird Flu, Zika and Ebola over the past few years, I see no reason to worry now.

Nevertheless, since this site does not pay for itself it’s best that I come up with something to publish.

So let’s have a butchers at some of the hilarious headlines of late that the Monkey-Kuntz pass off as serious journalism – starting with the Pope.

I mean, you couldn’t make that shit up… Could they? Did ya see the video – oh my days!

The Pope went fucking ballistic and had a proper hissy fit after some deluded bird refused to let go of his hand, prompting him to repeatedly slap the woman’s paw until she let go… He was proper fucking fuming, he was.

Yet the funniest part of it all was the Pope was just about to give a sermon calling for an end to violence against women… It had to be staged surely?

Mind you, the hypocrite would have been better served calling for an end to Catholic Priests sexually abusing children and an end to violence full stop… But shhhh.

Course, that headline pales into insignificance when you look at some of the “Megxit” headlines that the Monkey-Kuntz have come up with this past week.

I mean even the name –Megxit – that the childish cunts have come up with is arse clenchingly cringe worthy! Indeed there can be no doubt that the Baboons have tried to compare Harry & his fake wife leaving the Royal family with Brexit.

What a total load of old bollox – not to mention totally wrong since Ginger-H has now allegedly fucked off. Nevertheless, what we basically have here is the Press muddying the waters – as per usual – and creating a story where there isn’t one.

So let’s get it right, Harry is not leaving the Royal family. In fact what he is apparently doing is giving up his cushy life of day to day activities (attending shows etc) which the presstitute cunts try to convince us is a tough job.

And as a side note, “Brexit news” has gone very quiet with the invention of “Megxit” yet we are suppose to be leaving the EU on the 31st of this month… After all, that was Bojo’s promise and if the press is to be believed (which it obviously isn’t) that was the only reason that the useless cunt won the election.

But I digress and getting back to this ‘tough job‘ that the Royals don’t do, the press then tried to convince us what a tireless job the parasites have in the following headline:

The poor love must be fucking knackered! Or not as the case might be. You see, what we have here is a perfect case of the Monkey-Kuntz trying to convince us that the parasites are working their bollox off.

So let’s get it straight, Gold-Digger-Smiff did not pull a 24 hour shift. After all, a royal visit lasts somewhere between 10 minutes and an hour so what we have here is Kate doing 3 hours “work” at the absolute most… Albeit 90 minutes would probably be nearer the mark.

Add to that 2-3 hours travelling time and the ponces actually 24 hour “working day” is condensed down to around 5 hours – half a days work to most people.

Yet visiting a prison, a dogs home and cuddling some babies is NOT work at all for fucks sake… The parasites take, take, take, they do not work!

In fact all Harry “leaving” means is that he can now openly trade off his royal title instead of having to do it covertly. Yet despite the fact that Ginger Pubes is publicly worth over £30 million squids (much, much more in reality), the press are trying to make out that he is skint… And will rely on the Bank of Big Ears:

And once again, that is total bollox because as I say, Prick Henry of Ginger is giving up fuck all despite what the papers would have you believe.

You see, the ‘couple’ may – or may not – drop the Sussex title but the pair of money-grabbers certainly have not given them up… And since Henry is retaining BRITISH royal protection orifficers, it is quite obvious that the British tax payer is still picking up the tab:

There can be no confusion there since the British POLICE are paid for by the tax-payer.

Yet what a fucking joke! After all, most people haven’t got £30 squids spare let alone £30 million yet we are supposed to believe that Henry and his actress ‘wife’ are so hard up that they have to go touting for work:

Are people really that stupid that they believe that proper old shite? Totally fake news and what the fuck do the Monkey-Boyz think Theatrical Agents are for?

In fact no one wanting to be taken serious in show biz would make an approach that way! Indeed, next we will be hearing that Harvey Weinstein has raped Harry.

Although that kind of approach certainly wouldn’t be in line with Sweaty Betty’s morals:

Now surely that has to be a joke? I mean Bizzy Lizzie is totally devoid of all fucking morality. In fact I cannot think of a family with a greater lack of moral values.

I mean let’s ignore all of the paedophiles in the family along with those that the Queer and her ilk openly associates with… Although I have to mention that earlier this week the press was fawning all over the disgusting nonce, Princess Andrew and his visit to church with mummy:

And there in a nutshell is the family’s morality. You see, to my mind if the Queer had a shred of decency about her she would – at the very least – have ordered her kiddy-fiddling son to lie low for the foreseeable future.

Yet to be photographed riding to Church with the disgusting cunt – grinning like a Cheshire cat – goes beyond taking the fucking piss… Absolutely disgusting.

Course, the Queer has no fucking morals when it comes to earning money either. Indeed, she makes millions trading (illegally) on the stock market and has shares in monstrous commodities such as Depleted Uranium.

However, for more information on the Queers ill gotten gains I can highly recommend my book on the parasites called: Monsters In The Palace… Found HERE

In fact some estimates have the Queer down as the richest person on earth:

Queen Elizabeth II, head of state of the United Kingdom and of 31 other states and territories, is the legal owner of about 6,600 million acres of land, one sixth of the earth’s non ocean surface.

She is the only person on earth who owns whole countries, and who owns countries that are not her own domestic territory. This land ownership is separate from her role as head of state and is different from other monarchies where no such claim is made – Norway, Belgium, Denmark etc.

The value of her land holding. £17,600,000,000,000 (approx). This makes her the richest individual on earth… Source

Now, if that is true, then Bizzy Lizzie could end world poverty tomorrow, yet she won’t even step in to help out her own subjects… In fact she doesn’t even pay her employees a decent living wage.

Yet you can be sure that her ‘family’ are also privy to her stocks & shares scam… Morality? They have the morals of sewer rats.

Which leads me to the most hypocritical headline to come out of this Megshit:

After all, if you buy into the Meghan Markle story then the people who are really turning the parasites into the Clampets are her own family of hillbilly’s… If you buy into their story of course.

However, I think that I prove beyond all doubt in my book: Meghan Markle Exposed, that neither she or her family really exist – they are a creation.

I mean, if they did exist then Henry & Smeg would surely have bunged her family a Million Squids to keep their hick mouths firmly shut… After all, if Smeg’s dad is willing to do photoshoots for a few 1000 squids a pop I feel sure that a cool million would buy his silence for all time… It just doesn’t add up does it?

And to end this article on bollox news I will revisit the so-called, Corona Virus.

You see, since I started writing this piece, the old bollox has now got so serious that China has ordered a hospital to be built within 6 days:

I really cannot stop laughing at that. Yet if the sum total of the Chinese Architects planning is to flood the job with diggers to get in each others way then they will not complete the work in 6 years let alone 6 days.

I mean come on, all those diggers and no lorries? Not that the lorries could get in there to take any muck away.

However, having once been in construction for over 20 years I can guarantee you that there is no building of a hospital taking place there.

Moreover, to build one in 6 days is impossible and if you so much as half believe the truth according to the press, then you are part of the problem.

Course, that headline is now a day and a half old so the new hospital should be about ready to have the roof put on so perhaps the Chimp could give us an update/

Just sayin’.