May 9 2019
Master Sneeze
Christopher Spivey
And so, according to the National Press we are all supposedly deliriously happy about the birth of the latest Royal, Master Sneeze – or Archie as his parasitic parents like to call him.
Mind you, apart from having a name that sounds like someone having a sneeze, the only other really, really famous Archie that anyone knows is Archie Andrews… A made up person, usually depicted as a cartoon so perhaps Master Sneeze’s name is appropriate after all.
However, I have to say that to me it seems that the press and the Royal family themselves are trying to add fuel to the conspiracy theory that Meghan was never really pregnant in the first place… Which she most definitely wasn’t since Meghan is nothing more than a made up persona – also just like Archie Andrews was.
And if you don’t believe me then I suggest that you educate yourselves by buying my book: Meghan Markle Exposed, which you can do by clicking HERE
Nevertheless, let’s have a butchers at some of the new evidence that has come to light surrounding the birth of Master Sneeze, that all goes to indicate that the pregnancy was a total sham from start to finish.
I mean for starters why did Buck House originally announce that Meghan was in labour despite the fact that she had supposedly already given birth:
MEGHAN MARKLE and Prince Harry welcomed a baby boy into the world on Monday, but there was some confusion over the announcement as Buckingham Palace announced Meghan was in labour hours after she had already given birth. Source
Or are we just supposed to believe that internal Royal communication is really, really shite?
However, things got more bizarre still when Prick Henry supposedly let slip during a press conference that Master Sneeze had been born at least two weeks previously:
Fans have gone wild with theories that Prince Harry ‘slipped up’ during his touching speech on Wednesday as he introduced his son Archie to the world.
A proud Harry, 34, and Meghan, 37, introduced their much-anticipated newborn, named Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, to the world from Windsor Castle on Wednesday.
Beaming with pride when asked who the little boy resembled, Meghan described the last two days as ‘magical’, before Harry added: ‘Everyone says that babies change so much over two weeks.
‘We’re basically monitoring how the changing process happens over this next month really. But his looks are changing every single day, so who knows.’ Source
Course, that “slip of the tongue” can easily be explained away as just being a badly worded state of fact, but I personally believe that it was a deliberate attempt by Ginger Pubes to start a conspiracy theory – hence the press reporting on the old bollox – because that is what these rich cunts do in order to steer you away from the truth… Which in this case is that Master Sneeze is not the child of Henry & Meghan.
Then there is the fact that the couple did not parade the baby around for the worlds press as they left the hospital… Not one single photo, despite it being royal tradition to do so.
Neither were any of the doctors – who were supposedly present at the birth – named in the official Buck House bulletin which is also very strange.
However, the biggest clue that it is all bollox came about on Wednesday 8th (two days after Master Sneeze was officially born), when Prick Henry & Maple Syrup allegedly took Master Sneeze to meet the Duck & the Queer for a photo shoot:
A delighted Duke and Duchess of Sussex today revealed the name of their newborn son as Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor after they took him to meet the Queen – the first member of the royal family to see the child.
The baby boy, who weighs 7lbs 3oz (3.2kg), will not have a royal title like Kate and Williams’ children, Prince George, five, Princess Charlotte, four, and Prince Louis, one, but will be known simply as Master Archie after George V limited titles within the family during the First World War.
The child’s name was revealed on the couple’s Instagram account this afternoon, four hours after the beaming pair first showed their child to the world during which Prince Harry described him as a ‘little bundle of joy’.
It’s believed that during the intervening period, the couple went to visit the Queen who is pictured happily smiling in an image used alongside the name reveal. Source
Now that farticle is the most damning of all and in it, the royal parasites are most definitely not trying to start any conspiracy theories. In fact, the complete opposite is true and what they are trying to do is give credence to the sproglodyte.
Yet the truth points to the fact that the child was not shown to the Queer at all because the ONLY available photo to prove that the meet & greet took place is a blatant photoshop.

Now before I show you where the photo slips up, it is also worth mentioning that Ma-In-Law, Doria MK2 is also in the picture yet there has been no prior evidence produced in the press that she is even in the cuntry.
I mean if she was over here do you really believe that the press would not have photos of her arriving along with time and dates?
Moreover, do you think that there would only be the one photo of the family gushing over Master Sneeze… Yet that is the fact of the matter.
Nevertheless, let me show you where that one and only photo opportunity is faked.
Firstly look how the bottom of the large picture frame changes in style from where it is visible between the Queer & Doria to where it is visible between the Prick & the Duck.

I mean, fuck me, it doesn’t even line up:

Neither do the left and right uprights of the frame appear to be the same.
Next, notice the chair with the very weird back seen between the Queer and Doria. This chair is clearly flat to the wall yet is sitting at a totally different angle to the large painting above it… How the fuck does that work?
That chair is supposedly sat next to some type of blurry wooden cabinet yet if you look at the wall and the chair leg, then that cabinet must be the thinnest fucking cabinet in the world.
And then there is Prick Henry’s homemade trousers:

And as I say, that is the only photo of the meeting, yet had the meeting really taken place then there would have been untold photos taken because it would have been a great PR opportunity.
Therefore, with the photo being so obviously faked you can only conclude that the Queer & the Duck have no interest in meeting their fake great grandchild, yet since they would have a say in the photo being released they are clearly quite happy to play along with the charade and no doubt share in the fortune that this latest cash-cow will generate.
That is to say the Queer will since the Duck is probably already dead. Certainly, he looks strangely more youthful in the photo than he has done for many years.
Yet it doesn’t stop there. You see, the photos of Henry & Maple Syrup parading Master Sneeze in front of the cameras do not add up because Meghan still looks 9 months pregnant!

And I should point out that I have 5 children of my own, by 3 different mothers and NONE of them had a stomach like that, two days after giving birth… Sure they all had a bit of a soft bulge but those bulges were a lot smaller than the actors seen in the photos above… And their remaining bulges certainly did not sit anywhere near as high as Meghan’s still does.
The baby and placenta are gone for fucks sake and as such you would have thought that the tight cunts would have a least got the actor a more realistic prosthetic belly bulge… Amateurs.
Course, if you want to read more about this criminal family you can always buy my new book called: Monsters In The Palace, which is available to buy on Amazon.

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May 9, 2019 @ 4:35 pm
Top man as usual
May 9, 2019 @ 4:48 pm
Good spot Chris, those fucking trousers – what’s going on there indeed.
But if anyone really is interested, then they’ll lap it up regardless.
By way of experiment, I haven’t spoken a single word about this at work, waiting for it to be mentioned by anybody else .
The subject still hasnt been mentioned AT ALL.
May 9, 2019 @ 4:55 pm
They haven’t mentioned it because they are not interested mate… The press are trying their best to raise enthusiasm but if you read the comments on the early Chimp articles which were not moderated, they were by and large negative… So much so that the crawl arse cunts are now moderating comments on later articles.
In fact even those who think that she is a real person do not like her.
May 12, 2019 @ 5:38 pm
All the comments on Breitbart London were totally negative too; I got flagged as spam when I tried; no Danny Baker article either!
May 13, 2019 @ 7:43 am
Odd Bod, personally I’ve always viewed Danny Baker as a bit of a twat to be honest, but he’s now gone up a notch or two since this business about young Archie! Another media darling, Katie Price, who has a ‘limelight addiction’ is trying to start a new business, singing at funerals of all things, and is only going to charge five grand for the pleasure!
Personally I think a funeral is depressing enough without her singing and risking bringing a sudden downpour onto the mourners! Thinking logically though, this isn’t the first time Katie’s opened her gob for a stiff, and I very much doubt it will be the last time either!
May 9, 2019 @ 6:01 pm
They daily mail doctor pictures as a matter of course. Dont ask me why. One should tread carefully on that site. Unless you can compare the same picture across a few sites. One does so hope,that the new monster has the complexion of an albino african with ginger hair.
May 9, 2019 @ 6:27 pm
It is not a doctored picture, it is a knocked up photo. It has been used by ALL of the national press, not just the Daily Chimp… Exact same photo, no different angles.
May 10, 2019 @ 6:20 pm
I bow to your research. Ive seen them turn a black man white in that paper all in the same article.
May 10, 2019 @ 8:07 pm
Err, Archie Gemmil !!! Scorer of one of the finest goals ever scored by Scotland (when they used to be good), Argentina 1978.
May 10, 2019 @ 8:29 pm
Archie Gemmill isn’t widely known to people under 40 and who are not into football… I actually saw him play when I was a young lad – Arsenal V Derby County – back in the 1970’s.
May 11, 2019 @ 9:36 am
😂😂😂 I’ll give you that. At least me saying this people might check out his goal, and Trainspotting (the good one not the shitey second one).
May 13, 2019 @ 7:47 am
Terry’s Chocolate Orange, do they still make those?
May 9, 2019 @ 7:41 pm
Archie Harrison was a bit part american actor who died of AIDS in New York in 1988. His only film credit was a small part in ‘Joe Kidd’ in 1972.
May 10, 2019 @ 5:13 am
Joke kid?
May 11, 2019 @ 2:13 pm
Now that is clever , thanks for that one .
May 9, 2019 @ 7:46 pm
Well sleuthed on that photoshopped pic Chris, as you said the picture frame at the bottom is completely a different design,also it is a matt colour whereas the upper part is reflecting sun or artificial light.
Of course because we know the shenanigans the monsters get up to we obviously check and double check any thing we see or hear on the MSM and it is really only a replay of Prick Willie and Kate gold digger smiffs bogus pregnancy and birth PSYOP.
No sooner have the fake Royals married and the women are up the duff , which rarely happens so rapidly in the real world.
Strangely I have been musing on the choice of Archie and could this pertain to the Freemasonic Grand Arch(ie), after all Archie is really a shortened slang for Archibold .
Anyways it’s all just distraction as is the Brexit Bollocks etc .
I’m just wondering as they had the sprog named after mountanything is it possible that the bombing of Mounbattens boat and subsequent deaths be another PSYOP in which nobody died? Just asking ? J
May 9, 2019 @ 7:59 pm
I too picked up on the double barreled surname (Mountbatten-Windsor) and was in fact going to mention it in the article but I forgot… Mountbatten-Windsor is a new one on me and it seems almost as if the Monkey-Kuntz have slipped it in hoping that no cunt will pick up on it… I wonder if the Sneeze will get called Arsey Mountbottom at school?
Then again I doubt it because none of them really go to school. Imagine if they really did, sitting there on their little chairs at their little desks, with two burly protection officers sat either side, sat on their little chairs with their knees touching their chins.
May 10, 2019 @ 8:40 am
Her stomach?? Had 5 babies never had a post natal belly that sat as high as that, neither has any if my family or friends. It was my first thought when o saw them with the baby days ago. Just felt the whole thing was a farce!
May 10, 2019 @ 12:10 pm
I’m glad a woman has confirmed that fact Karen… I knew that I was correct, but it is reassuring to have it confirmed by someone who has actually given birth xx
May 25, 2019 @ 8:27 am
No woman either is brave enough to wear a white or cream skirt 2 days after the birth far too risky in terms of postnatal leakage. In the real world we wear leggings & big baggy t shirts.. At that stage of the proceedings
May 14, 2019 @ 11:32 pm
Absolutely bang on point Karen..I’ve had four babies…3 naturally and the fourth by emergency C Section and my stomach did not look like that post natally..deflated yes but not looking as if I was still pregnant and nor has anyone that I’ve known either. It looks completely comical!
May 10, 2019 @ 8:51 am
The very first thing that jumped out at me was the 9 month baby bump and the fact she still walked like a pregnant woman, supposedly after giving birth.
Yes, of course, as you pointed out Chris, there’s usually a little flabby tummy fat left after delivering a baby, but not the 9 month belly Ms. Markle has protruding in the interview.
May 10, 2019 @ 1:07 pm
I don’t have children of my own and don’t really have any maternal instincts (much more interested in baby animals.)
However, if I had to choose a baby, I would want a ‘Royal’ one. They are always so well behaved when they pose for the obligatory first airing to the serfs. They NEVER EVER move, never mind cry, even with all the flashlights.
Perhaps they are drugged up to their little baby blue eyeballs. More likely, they are fake baby dolls.
http:// dianalegacy.com/royal-baby-hospital-photos-from-kate-middleton-to-princess-diana-and-sarah-ferguson-to-sophie-wessex/
Would explain why Middleton doesn’t even feel the need to carefully support Charlotte.
May 10, 2019 @ 2:59 pm
Someone has compared Archie to a Bountiful Baby doll, and the similarities are remarkable.
https://youtu.be/2l16qkY_i7M
May 10, 2019 @ 1:32 pm
Picked up an awful copy of the Metro on the bus, i didn’t bother reading the baby bollocks as i’d seen it all yesterday, however the proffessional paid liar Prick Henry of ginger pubes was pretending to get all sentimental over not having a mother referring to Lady Diana a fake persona created by british intelligence.
Also the government will be paying 200 million squid to PRIVATE landlords to have dangerous cladding similar to the Grenfell Tower fake fire PSYOP replaced, of course the original placing of asbestos itself was obviously a scam in the first place as we know that concrete doesn’t catch fire therefore the fires in such blocks rarely spreads. L8ERS J
May 10, 2019 @ 3:02 pm
They made sure the framed picture behind them was central to the photo. Would be interesting to know the name of the picture. It could be conveying a message of sorts. Any art lovers out there?
May 10, 2019 @ 9:41 pm
Hi Mel my thoughts too!
May 10, 2019 @ 8:06 pm
Is it just me or does anyone else think that “Megan” looks like a totally different person since fake baby was born?? Almost like a very good look alike, I honestly thought that when I saw the spuke on tv the other day?
May 10, 2019 @ 8:23 pm
Yeah, I thought that she looked different too but it could be that they just widened her face on the photo to make her look more like a pregnant woman or a woman that has just had a baby..
May 10, 2019 @ 9:41 pm
yes – she looked more pregnant than ever before.
May 10, 2019 @ 8:33 pm
I’ve noticed changes in skin colour too. Sometimes she’s nearly black, sometimes nearly White, suggesting that “she” is played by several people, as often happens when we’re being scammed.
I’ve never been a “royalist” anyway, so I’m not especially interested in what that bunch of criminals gets up to. It’s only since I discovered this site that I’ve learned to start paying attention.
There doesn’t seem to be much interest on the internet either, at least at the sites I go to. In the past I’ve seen references to “Rosemary’s Baby” and videos of lizard births when there’s been a “royal” baby, but this time it seems no-one’s even interested enough to be bothered taking the mick.
May 10, 2019 @ 10:48 pm
When Archie was eventually presented to the world’s media in a rather orchestrated encounter, he was so swaddled in clothes, with most of his head covered in a bonnet, that he might almost have been a stage prop. It was as though his parents wanted to share as little of him as possible with the world.
w w w .dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7016675/STEPHEN-GLOVER-picture-majestic-revolution.html
It’s almost as though they want us to be suspicious.
May 11, 2019 @ 12:52 am
She looks quite different and still pregnant. You don’t suddenly look different after having a baby if you’re the same person. Will have to compare some other photos. I think you hit the nail on the head with the pretend meeting having Doria there. A definite paste up job. Am surprised they didn’t put Diana into the photo as well LOL!!!! And his two weeks ago slip up sounds about right. A first child is not late but usually on time or early. And no real photos of the kid’s face either….
May 11, 2019 @ 12:56 am
I’ve had four babies (two normally and two by caesarian section) and though they were born many years ago, I cannot recall being able to (or wanting to) do very much during the post-natal period but feed the baby, sleep, feed, sleep, feed, sleep…for days, probably even a week or two. And cry. I dont mean just the baby crying but new mums cry a lot too! It adds to that black-shadows-under-the-eyes, desperate-for-more-sleep look.
Did I still look 9 months pregnant 2/3 days after giving birth? I hope not!
In fact, after the second baby, I think I may have gone home from hospital in non-maternity jeans. However, a white/cream dress? Not a chance. I would have been too worried about the risk of blood stains! Giving birth and the aftermath is in reality, a very messy business… lochia (post-natal bleeding) can last for 6 weeks or more.
Apart from the obvious tiredness, there may also be pain and discomfort from episiotomies (common for first births); coping with breastfeeding; heavy, rockhard breasts; sore, leaking nipples and possibly awful pain and immobility following C sections.
And it doesn’t matter how many nannies, maids, housekeepers, cooks, cleaners and personal hairdressers a woman may have – no new mother in her right mind would be tottering around on 4 or 5 inch heels, two days after giving birth. Nope.
It was the photo of them walking away, backs (and heels) to the camera, which was the most telling image to me. Those frikkin’ heels…. sheesh.
May 11, 2019 @ 12:59 am
Your books are NOT available on Amazon USA but only on Amazon UK…..strange…. I probably could download the Kindle versions though but not the hardcover editions. Guess Amazon does not want the Yankees to know they have a ringer in the House of Windsor……
May 11, 2019 @ 1:05 am
Can’t buy the book OR any Kindle Editions as Amazon says only folks in the UK can buy these!!! Dang….. Chris…you need to speak to Amazon about this….and you wonder why you don’t sell more books? This is why.
May 24, 2019 @ 5:12 pm
Hi Linda, your book has arrived at my house.
If you can get Spivey to act as go-between I will get it in the post to you.
I sent him an email but he has been too busy to reply yet.
May 24, 2019 @ 9:35 pm
Hi mate,
I have had no email from you.
Chris.
May 11, 2019 @ 2:59 am
Little Arch..ie may well be some more timely sly coding for their forthcoming Tower bridge psyop, `they` do like to play on London`s bridges 😉
Spudgy Pang 2
22/5 ?
May 11, 2019 @ 12:38 pm
Anyone notice Meghan Markle’s hand? I call that masculine looking.
May 11, 2019 @ 3:02 pm
Meghan doesn’t exist…and the pregnancy a hoax…
but why?
May 11, 2019 @ 5:08 pm
Chris I would like to interview you for my Youtube channel.
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I had heard about you since I met Lee Rigbys parents infront if the worlds press.I was returning from fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan when I heard the tragic news.I was still in my army uniform and berret.If you goigle me you will see I made worldwide headlines.
Anyway I have now turned my life around and currently work as a full time Youtuber with over 10 million subscribers and a whole host of celebrity fans like Dave Courney,Stephen French,Shizio,Dj Beau etc.
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May 11, 2019 @ 5:26 pm
Hi Cody.
I do actually know who you are and while I am not opposed to an interview I am barred by a life time restraining order from talking about Lee Rigby.
Regards,
Chris.
May 12, 2019 @ 7:36 am
Hi Chris. Glad to see your enthusiasm for the “Royals” has not diminished.
Just ordered your new “appraisal” on those lovely people.
All the best to you and the family.
Roy
May 12, 2019 @ 12:06 pm
Thanks mate.
May 12, 2019 @ 10:43 am
Never mind the slightly dodgy picture frame, that’s a good bit – draw a couple more straight lines using that bit of visible carpet/skirting board, and the bottom of the cabinet, then try lining them up with the picture frame..hahahahaha…that room sure is a funny shape.
May 12, 2019 @ 1:46 pm
Just about to peruse the Sunday Chimp, with spliff in hand and a cold beer at my elbow – I’m ready for a good laugh.
May 12, 2019 @ 2:23 pm
Take note of the farticle where the Monkeys are gushing over the one photo, photo shoot… You know the fake one of the Queer & co.
May 13, 2019 @ 9:09 am
Hilarious
June 15, 2019 @ 1:12 pm
omg so funny. How did I get here?
May 12, 2019 @ 10:17 pm
The duck’s jacket pocket looks odd to me and has a faint white line running up it visible against Harry’s elbow.
May 13, 2019 @ 3:59 pm
Note the 2 horses in picture one black one white.
May 13, 2019 @ 5:46 pm
Off-topic (so what’s new?), or perhaps it isn’t entirely unrelated to the fake bump and all that crap. We know everything’s linked in various ways.
Serial Rapist and child abuser Joseph McCann in the news.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/05/07/joseph-mccann-iain-duncan-smith-blasts-incompetent-police-prison/
Something about that name. McCann. Where have I heard it before?
Could it have something to do with another convicted nonce who seems to have had his record wiped?
https://goodqualitywristbands.blogspot.com/2012/01/did-jim-gamble-sanitize-gerry-mccanns.html
You know, the one that later claimed a young girl with an eye deformity had “disappeared” while he and his wife were out with friends, having left the kids alone and unattended in an unsecured holiday flat in a foreign country? That previously-convicted nonce with government protection going all the way up to 10 Downing Street? What does one have to do to get that level of immunity?
Could the name McCann mean “of the devil” or something?
I’ve got no idea, but I did manage to get a few physical copies of this little book during the short time between publication and the McCanns getting it banned.
http://cwporter.com/mccann.htm
I wonder what happened to Tony Bennett (the London solicitor, not the singer who left body parts all over America). Last I heard, the McCanns were trying to get him locked up for daring to ask questions, but that was a few years ago, since when there’s been nothing.
Not this one.
♫ I left my heart in San Fransicko, my leg dropped off in Baltimore ♫ (and so on).
May 13, 2019 @ 5:49 pm
Oops! Sorry Chris. Forgot to break those links.
May 14, 2019 @ 11:14 am
Thoughts on that Spanish news outlet reporting Harry STYLES as the father?
Seems to purposefully add more to the conspiracy, albeit being bullshit… or is it???
May 14, 2019 @ 5:32 pm
I don’t know about that, but I would like to know who the MOTHER is.
May 15, 2019 @ 9:52 am
Isaac Kappy, small time Hollywood actor known for ‘exposing’ elite hollywood pedos commits suicide.
Something very fishy about it. Doesn’t make sense, and too good to be true.