Liar Liar

Christopher Spivey


For quite a while now I have noticed articles in the Chimp reporting on the Queer of England being at such and such a place only to read a few hours later – in an unrelated article – that she is somewhere else on business.

And although I always think ‘bollocks was she’ I haven’t had the time to collect all of the necessary information needed to prove that the press are just putting out fake news to show Bizzy Lizzie in a good light.

Moreover, I have thought the same about Little Willie, Gold-Digger-Smiff, Henry of Ginger and Terry May.

And although it is hardly work that they do, I have the constant little voice in my head telling me that they cannot possibly fit in all that we are told they do.

However, yesterdays [unplanned] article “Leave it to Lindsay” meant that I was halfway there with the information needed to cast a massive doubt over these press claims where Terry May is concerned.

And so, with the opportunity too good to let pass, I have once again postponed putting the finishing touches to “How The West Was Won… Part 4” – which will be ready for release hopefully by Monday – to write this quick [unplanned] article about 61 year old, type 1 diabetic, Terrance May’s very busy week.

Now, having apparently recovered over the weekend from her long, intense day in Brussels on the 8th of December, Terry spent Monday morning hosting the Bulgarian leader at Number 10 for what can only be described as “difficult talks“.

That is to say that I assume that the talks took place in the morning since our Bizzy-Bee Prime Mincer spent Monday Afternoon being spit roasted grilled in the House of Conmans.

Mind you Terry did manage to fend off a lot of difficult questions as to how he-she had managed to get her hair twice as wide as her head.

And fuck knows where her left eye is off to, but it must have come back when it got bored.

Now, having finished being grilled by his-her fellow frauds, Terry Turbo must have jetted off to France… Fuck knows why but she did because she was pictured on Tuesday the 12th in the following article:

And here is the photo in question complete with caption:

There ya go complete with a reference to Monday’s stint in the Conmans, yet the article never once states why he-she was in Paris. And neither can it be a mistake by the sloppy photo editor as the same photo appeared in another article the following day:

And of course the caption is referring to the “Crucial” Brexit vote that took place in the House of Conmans at 7 P.M on the 13th of December 2017. I will also remind you once again that the Prime Mincer is 61 years old and a type 1 diabetic… Allegedly.

However, quite how he-she managed to be in France on the 12th of December is anyone’s guess because the press had made a big deal of this vote before it went ahead with stories that began in earnest – not France – on that very same day:

PHOTO: Article released 12/12/17 at 7:21 P.M telling how May was prepared to force a vote on the amendment.

That Press Association article (PA articles appear in the Chimp but are not written by their own Monkeys and do not appear on their news-feed) was followed 6 minutes later by one of their own:

And though not relevant to Brexshit the article is nevertheless important and relevant to the article as a whole.

You see, what we have here is part of a covert, sustained agenda to make it a crime to criticise our government… Which is in keeping with any totalitarian government worth its salt.

Indeed, if these “vile & shocking harassment attacks” really happened then it would be a piece of piss for the half-witted plod to bring these half-witted attackers to ‘justice‘.

After all, making ‘threats to kill’ is already a criminal offence:

One of the more serious violent offences is Making Threats to Kill, contrary to s.16 of the Offences Against the Person Act 1861. If you are accused of threatening to kill someone, the Prosecution must prove that:

  1. You have made a threat to kill (either spoken or by your actions), and
  2. You intended that the victim would fear the threat would be carried out

Often, the police will arrest you for threats to kill after an allegation of a heated argument. The phrase “I’ll kill you” is commonly used in the heat of the moment as an expression of anger, but it is very rare that someone says it with the necessary intention to commit the offence. However, these cases are often brought to Court and the consequences can be severe if you are convicted.

The offence of making a threat to kill is an either way offence, meaning it can be dealt with either in the Magistrates Court or the Crown Court. The offence is so serious that most people found guilty would be at risk of a prison sentence. Source

As is threatening to rape or sexually assault someone – something that a significant number of female MP’s have alleged to be a victim of.

Moreover, the newish ‘Harassment Act‘ is so open to interpretation & abuse by the authorities that you do not in reality have to harass anyone to be convicted of the ‘crime‘.

Therefore, this called for ‘new protection‘ for MP’s is nothing more than an agenda to silence the likes of myself and everyone else who rightly criticises the perverted, crooked, deviants.

I mean I could show you plenty of real instances of where I have been subjected to “vile & shocking harassment” including death threats, yet it is water off a duck’s back and goes with the territory as far as I am concerned. Moreover, the vast majority of it comes from the government paid nonce trolls so how is that for hypocrisy?

And if proof were needed of that fact I can give you a good example. You see, as my regular readers will know, I have been gathering evidence for a few years now of how those more well known people in the Alternative Media are really government stooges, pushing misinformation so as the Monsters finally have excuse enough to shut us all down.

So with that being the case, I already have more than enough incriminating evidence on ALL of the ‘big names‘ in the Alt-Media  – and plenty on the lesser well known names too – to prove that they are all wrong-uns.

However, that evidence will form an entire book length article which will be called either Book-Ends 2 or Bookends 3, and as such I am not going to give too much away at this stage.

Nevertheless, I will give you the following which I was notified of on the 23rd of September 2017:

Now there is a clear cut case of Cock-Deady-Eddie from the Kunt-Fleabum-Bowel-Movement making a clear threat to kill me… I mean Fuck me, the weird-rubbery-looking gumster even tagged me in the Facebook post to make sure that I got the message.

And of course no sane person would do such a thing on Facebook given the present climate and press-alleged sustained pressure by the government on all social media sites to stamp out such behaviour… Unless of course the author knows that he is protected.

Not that Plug-Ed is sane of course:


Anyway, a good way to find out if these sewer-dwellers are on the NCA pay-role is to report their threats to Facebook and see what happens… Which I have done two or three times previously when the skin crawling-ugly farm-boy has been trying to get a posse together to come and beat me up… Not that the Shrek eared nasal scab has put any of these half baked threats into practice… Well he wouldn’t would he because I would batter him and he couldn’t batter cod.

Mind you, I don’t think that they let people ride Donkeys through the Dartford Tunnel… Luckily enough for him.

But anyway, the upshot was that the the threat to kill does not violate Facebook’s Community Standards:

There was nothing anonymous about it on my part but make of that admin decision what you will.

However the point is in regard to these panic-stricken fraud MP’s is that people who make threats on social media are not capable of carrying them out.

I mean if someone is going to do you, they certainly do not advertise the fact on Facebook. Likewise, pox infested reprobates who threaten to rape someone over social media are no threat. And as for general abuse, you can block the mental defectives quicker than they can call you a cunt.

And as such it should be water off a ducks back to our actors MP’s too. Therefore, it is quite obvious that meaningless old-bollox from a funny looking, deviant type, keyboard warrior is not the real reason behind the article.

Just Sayin’.

So, to get back on track it would seem that Terry got back from France in time to host a children’s Christmas party later on that day, which was also covered by the Chimp – after which the Shit-Rags first article of the 13th was published at two minutes past midnight:

The 13th being the day of the vote of course. I should also point out that Reuters articles are treated in the same way by the Chimp as Press Association articles are, i.e you have to search for them yourself.

And then at 8:30 A.M the Shit-Rag published another PA article.

Now how could the PA possibly know that Terry was going to lose the vote at 8:30 in the morning when the vote wasn’t held until 7:00 in the evening – with the result not being announced until 7:26 P.M – given the fact that we are talking about a total of 11 Tory ‘rebel’ MP’s from a possible 650 in total?

More sinister still, was the next article which appeared just over an hour later at 9:37 A.M and was courtesy of the Associated Press and carried a thumb-nail photo taken from Parliament TV’s footage of the vote result announcement… Which [supposedly] wasn’t filmed until 7:30 P.M that evening.

So I will ask again: How could they possibly know the result?

PHOTO: The vote announcement held at 7:26 PM 

Now let me be quite clear here, Reuters, the Press Association and the Associated Press have offices in the London, Brussels and various USA cities but they always quote local time.

Perhaps time travel is possible after all!

Especially since the Chimps released their own article at just gone 11:30 A.M reporting on the aftermath of that evenings vote:

Now how in the name of fuck could that be possible? Well let’s look at the article:

Ohhh, it was updated on the 14th… I knew there had to be an explanation… Except what else can an article written 8 hours before an event possibly be about when it carries the headline: Tory Vice-Chairman is sacked after siding with rebels?

And of course I have already pointed out in my article “Leave It To Lindsay” that it was impossible for Terry to have fired the Vice-Chairman since she was clearly not at the vote – despite what the slug press say – and indeed the lying arse-clinkers had also reported that Terry was on the red carpet at a Scum sponsered bash “minutes after the result“:

They really do have some fucking front.

However, let’s have a quick re-cap:

  • Our 61 year old Prime Mincer is a diabetic
  • On Monday the 11th she hosted Bulgaria’s, Boy Racer Bollockoff at number 10 before spending the afternoon being interrogated by her fellow criminals
  • Sometime after that grilling she flew to France and met up with the countrys President, Something Frenchname… You know the one I mean, the fella who has a thing for proper old ladies… Not the one who pretend killed Princess Diana
  • Later that day, he-she flew home and spent the evening and night hosting a children’s Christmas party, followed by taking care of some Brexshit business.
  • On the 13th he-she spent the day trying to bring the 11 Tory rebels into line before attending the evening vote
  • Following the vote he-she immediately left for an awards ceremony.

Fuck me he-she has some stamina.

Right, let’s get back to it.

And at 2:07 P.M the Chimp released another Reuters article stating that Terry had been defeated in the vote that took place 5 hours later:


Now just to prove that the times on these archived articles are correct, the Chimp released the following old fanny at 7:25 P.M on the 13th.

And that is the same Scum sponsored bash that Terry attended “minutes after” the vote result.

However, if you thought that El Tel would be proper fucked by then, think again because she flew to Brussels straight after the Scum bash, which I told you about in my article “Leave It to Lindsay“.

Moreover, I saw the headline on the Chimps news-feed with my very own eyes at around 4 A.M in the morning of the14th which was their top story and carried a photo of El Tel boarding a plane on her Jack-Jones in the dark.

And I certainly had no reason to make that up because I wasn’t planning to write this article and I don’t make-up news.

Yet that Chimp article has now completely disappeared from the Chimp archives although there are the following tell tale article links still available, the first of which was published just before half past Midnight on the 14th:

The second – an actual Chimp article – was published at just gone half past midnight on the 14th:

And I do indeed believe that is the article that originally had the photo of May boarding the plane.

Nevertheless, the third article was published at 4:30 in the morning on the 14th.

Course, all three articles were later updated that day so it is impossible for me to assess the actual time that she took off and landed.

However, I would imagine that the photo and references to Tel flying to Brussel Sprouts were removed because the Press later had Terry down as attending the Grenfell Tower memorial service at 11 A.M on the same day…. Which obviously Tel couldn’t have done had he-she been in Belgium.

Was he-she fuck there!

I mean for a start if you believe that they are really Terry’s legs in the photo then you need a check-up from the neck-up.

But then again you only need to read the original articles to know that he-she didn’t really attend… Or fly to Brussel Sprouts

No mention of Terry whatsoever until much further down the page of the – suspiciously later updated – article, where the following photo appears:

So, Terry snuck in the back entrance did he-she whilst everyone else made grand entrances in front of the press… Fuck me there are some gullible cunts around.

The updated version of events then has Terry flying to Brussels after the Grenfell old fanny had finished, followed by later articles reporting that she left Brussels for Blighty in the early hours of this morning (15/12/17)… What a fucking man she is.

Just sayin’.