Lets talk about sex

Chris Spivey

 

I really did have trouble getting anything done yesterday what with my poxy, fast, unlimited internet – that costs me the best part of thirty fucking quid a month – working slower than a tor-fucking-toise walks… And that was if it was bastard working at all!

Mind you, despite no one else having any trouble in my block of flats and my internet provider ‘Talk-Talk’ telling me that there are no problems with my connection, I still suspect foul play somewhere along the line because it is only within the past 6 months or so that I have been having problems.

And it isn’t just my internet either!

You see, my TV channels are also continually breaking up despite once again, no one else attached to the communal aerial in my block having any trouble with theirs.

Moreover, Stacey can only get a signal on her mobile phone half the time.

In fact my reception is now so bad that if I just attach my TV to the communal aerial I can’t get any programs at all and even though I have now also connected it to a good quality portable aerial as well as adding a powerful booster to the connection, the programs still break up the longer that the tele stays on – particularly so during the adverts for some reason.

Again, this is within the past 6 months and up until then I only needed to attach to the communal aerial with no problems whatsoever.

Any ideas anyone?

Course, my suspicions of foul play are not allayed any by the fact that I now have three loose teeth, although I suppose that could be a bit of paranoia creeping in.

But anyway – lets get down to business.

Now with the Chimp pushing that fake Jed Allen murder-fest old fanny again yesterday – which I would cynically suggest was pre-planned to coincide with the rather suspect discovery of 13 year old Amber Peat’s body, found hanging in a hedge of all places – I was going to tell you what I have found out about the “Wolverine” complete pile of bullshite.

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Indeed yesterday’s Jed Allen/Wolverine story was hardly worth publishing because it brought nothing significant to the table – hence it seemed a good time to share with you what I have uncovered about the nutter who allegedly killed his Mother, Stepdad & half Sister… He didn’t.

However, with losing so much time waiting for the internet to come back on every couple of minutes, I will have to leave it for another time now.

And as far as the Amber Peat story goes – well, I ain’t buying it.

In fact everything about the story to me screams fake, especially the mother & stepfather’s performance at the police press conference, of which the Chimp’s video bizarrely showed the poor picture quality footage in split screen, that kept breaking up – which as it happens, was fuck all to do with my internet.

The stepfather did most of the talking in between huge sobs, whilst when the dry-eyed mother did actually speak she shook her head from side to side so much that she looked in danger of doing a Regan MacNeil at one point.

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In fact, I was very much reminded of another fake press conference that I once saw not so long ago.

I’ve also gotta tell you that I have doubts about the Becky Tait murder too and already have a fair bit of information on that put by… Nevertheless, I will continue to monitor that story for the time being.

So, instead I will talk about the government’s sinister agenda to completely fuck up the gender role given to men & women by Mother Nature… Lets call it Desexualisation shall we.

I mean, you must have noticed how – with the help of a prolonged and sustained media assault of mind manipulation – men are becoming women and vice versa…. In fact this insidious agenda was in all likelihood being pursued in that Amber Peat press conference with the big macho, tattooed stepfather falling to pieces whilst the little wife stayed strong and in control.

I also strongly believe that the sickening, totally OTT ‘Gay-pride’ old bollox is all part of the masterplan too – indeed, it is very trendy to be gay these days.

And you can bet your fucking life that some of the thousands upon thousands of babies being stolen off innocent mothers are being given to gay couples.

Now before I continue further, I don’t want to see the usual “you homophobic wanker Spiv” type comments, because I’ve heard it all before and it wasn’t true then either. Indeed, I have a very good friend on here who is gay and I feel certain that he knows exactly what I’m getting at.

You see, by the same token, I don’t know of any “Straight Pride” marches anywhere, let alone one’s where you can march through a city with your cock hanging out and a dildo rammed up your jacksy… There is absolutely no need whatsoever to march about your sexuality whatever your sexuality might be.

It just antagonises people and causes divide… Which is blatantly obvious as to why the sickening display is allowed to go ahead in the first place – you are being played and duped into helping the agenda come to fruition.

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Being gay is fuck all to be proud or ashamed of – and neither is being straight… Your sexuality just ‘is’… You are what you are, end of.

It shouldn’t be anyone else’s business but your own… And whoevers arse you are rogering senseless too obviously.

Indeed, gay-pride is a contradiction in terms since as far as I can see you would have to have precious little pride in yourself to take part in a march, with an air of superiority, whilst flaunting your sexuality wearing a fucking thong.

Moreover, the MSM is full of useful fucking idiots such as the disgusting messablob, Elton John & his Furniture carrying their two trophy children around with them like their shit don’t stink – the two most unhappy looking little boys you are ever likely to see, I hasten to add.

But you won’t see the SS knocking at their door despite the fact that the fat cunt and his Furniture leg-end have a rather depraved, sick-fuck idea of art.

And if it isn’t that pair of cunts, it is Stephen “I’m considerably more superior than you” Fry and his Wifeboy, telling any schmuck who will listen that being straight is unnatural and quoting Dorothy Parker shite such as: “Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.”

Fuck me, you can’t even buy ya bird a bit of birthday present make-up without being presented with a cabinet full of make-up for men, which is given buttock clenching names such as Manscara… Or, go to buy a pair a swimming trunks and you have to wade through the range of Mankini’s first – now 50pence a pair at Primark apparently… I kid you fucking not.

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Now call me Mr Fucking Fuddy-Duddy but that aint right by anyones standards.

And he isn’t representative of Essex either before anyone fucking starts.

Course, once they have got their make-up and cock-balloon they can carry them in their manbag – what the fuck is all that about?

And as for Lesbickens! Well they are more confused than the ‘boys brigade’ as far as I can make out. I mean, no sooner have they stepped out of the closet than they hook up with the most blokey looking bird they can find so as she can roger her senseless with a strap-on in the shape of a massive cock!

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Worse still, hormones in our food are giving fellas ‘moobs’ – which brings a whole new meaning to showing your feminine side – whilst chemicals in our water supply and air are wrecking fertility and massively increasing the chances of getting testicular cancer.

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Nice tits mate and don’t forget that we are told –nay encouraged – to have a good old cry whenever and wherever possible.

Meanwhile, you women are being turned into men, with growth hormones & steroids in meat rapidly turning you all into aggressive, 6 foot tall Grizzly Bears who are encouraged to binge drink, fight and shag about.

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Indeed I doubt very much that it is a coincidence that in the USA the focus of the media’s attention is the ultra successful, Bruce Jenner, a former American football player, gold medal winning decathlete, racing car driver, pilot, businessman and actor who after being married thrice and siring six children has decided to become a woman – called Caitlin.

Meanwhile, over here you can’t even put the TV on without finding a program about the extremely successful, very tough, boxing promoter, businessman & would be politician, Frank Maloney who after being married twice and siring three children, the fella described as being a womanising-man’s-man has also decided to have his dick off and become a bird – called Kellie.

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Fuck me that looks painful Frank. I hope it is worth it.

And I do apologise once again for that cock-up with the Kels… Then again, what do you expect from me? I am after all, a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

Mind you, it isn’t surprising that Jenner said “I am the new normal” – meaning transsexuals are – what with the Yankee’s having the soldier Bradley ‘double bluff’ Manning having had the big snip too.

And even more so, what with it only having been a matter of time before we here across the pond followed suite… Except our pongo – no, no not that ‘Our Pongo’, our army pongo – who is reported upon in today’s Chimp, grew one instead of having one cut-orft:

Wearing a low-cut slinky black dress and stilettos, transgender Army officer Hannah Winterbourne shows she’s not afraid of revealing her feminine side.

After serving in Afghanistan, she has become the Army’s highest-ranking transgender soldier and the only one to become an officer.

The 27-year-old was born a boy and spent her first few years in the Army as a man before deciding to undergo a sex-change operation while on a tour of duty at Camp Bastion.

And now she has swapped her Army uniform for a glamorous photoshoot for the Army’s Soldier Magazine to show she is comfortable being a woman.

She said: ‘Being in the Army I felt I had to put on a veneer of confident outgoing masculinity.

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Now I gotta tell ya that I am as suspicious of Winterbourne’s story as I am of Manning’s integrity… But then again, maybe that is just me.

And while I have written this piece in my usual flippant way, the fact of the matter is that this desexualisation is of proper concern to me. Especially when it is happening to a population sufficiently dumbed down enough to not realise what is going on.

Indeed, some carrot cruncher types are in fact that dumbed down their poisoned minds can no longer differentiate between someone with an identity crisis and someone who is having a Giraffe… A very real sorry state of affairs don’t cha know.

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