After doing this job for nearly 7 years it isn’t often that I am shocked anymore… But I was the other day.
You see, after I posted the following photo on my Facebook wall advertising my brilliantly written, funny as fuck book: “Never Mind The Sex Pistols, Here’s The Bollocks” – Which you can buy HERE – an eagle eyed friend of mine commented that I have a DVD about Steve-O in my vast collection.
Steve-O was of course part of the Jackass team.
Course, there is nothing shocking about that as such, but my friend went on to ask in his comment if I knew about Steve-O’s tattoo… Which I most certainly did not.
You see, the American comedian had a tattoo of a man raping a baby… Yes you read that right. And although I knew that Steve-O was a wrong-un, who I have written about in the past (although I can no longer find that particular article) I was gobsmacked that the cunt could be so blatant.
He looks like a baby raping paedononce doesn’t he?
Course, you cannot find fame and fortune in TV-La-La-Land without being a Satan worshiper… No ifs, no buts. they are all at it and Satanic worship as far as the Monsters are concerned, involves child rape.
And indeed Steve-O admits to being into the occult and slaughtering lambs, although he now claims that is all behind him.
Still, with all that nonsense allegedly behind him, he had the baby rape tattoo covered over – which being a tattoo artist myself, I can tell you would have been a piece of piss to do.
In fact, since Steve-O was in a long term relationshit with celebrity tattoo artist, Kat Von D, he could have had the tattoo covered with something really spectacular.
Yet Steve-O only had a partial cover-up job… I mean he could have got rid of it all so, so easily, but ohhh no, not good old Steve-O… He liked the concept of the tattoo so much that he only replaced the baby with an Ostrich.
Or put another way, he changed his baby raping tattoo for one depicting bestiality… And as I am sure that you know, you do not achieve celebrity and vast wealth without raping animals.
Course, after becoming a member of the club, the cunt suffered all of the usual side effects:
After fame hit, Steve started to get into trouble with the law.
In 2002, he was arrested on obscenity and assault charges for stapling his scrotum to his leg, and for being a principal to a second-degree battery, during a performance at a nightclub in Houma, Louisiana,
The next year he was arrested and jailed while in Sweden due to footage of himself swallowing a condom containing cannabis to get it past authorities while flying on a plane.
In 2008, he told friends, including Jackass lead Johnny Knoxville, he wanted to commit suicide.
They contacted physician Dr Drew Pinsky, who told them to get Steve-O to a hospital immediately.
The star was placed on a 72-hour psychiatric hold which was later lengthened to 14 days due to an alleged suicide attempt.
Soon after he pleaded guilty to felony possession of cocaine. He avoided jail by the successful completion of his treatment program.
After 115 days of sobriety he said he was ‘back in the loony bin’ from depression.
He returned to the mental institution. ‘My brain is f***ed up from using so much cocaine, ketamine, PCP, nitrous oxide, and all sorts of other drugs,’ he said.
He went on to compete on Dancing With The Stars and he has become a big star on YouTube.
In 2015 he was arrested and served jail time for climbing a construction crane in Los Angeles in a protest against SeaWorld. Source
Now logically you do not want to kill yourself when you are a millionaire and everybody loves you – even if you are a coke head… After all, you can afford the overpriced white powder.
Yet all of these knob-ed celebs suffer depression and have suicidal tendencies and I would suggest to you that is because of the sick-fuck atrocities that they have to commit in order to reach such a privileged position.