“Is it cos I’m Black”?

Chris Spivey / The Daily Chimpanzee

 

Course, it was no secret that I had been having money trouble recently.

So in an effort to stop that happening again, I have come up with an appropriate solution.

I could tattoo the word  MUPPET on the populations foreheads.

And at say, twenty quid a throw I will be absolutely rolling in it.

Moreover, no one could feel cheated because that is what TPTB think you all are.

I mean are you not all seriously fed up with continually being taken for a cunt?

Because you all most certainly are being when it comes to Madeleine McCann

You see, according to the latest reports Madeleine McCann was now apparently kidnapped by a BLACK fella with the unbelievably incredulous motive of  him taking revenge on the Ocean Club holiday complex for sacking him.

The fella is conveniently DEAD.

And all that is missing now is a passing priest who took the fucking fellas dying confession as he took his last breath… But give it time and Father Dan D Eyecansee  will no doubt turn up.

So, what we are now being told to believe is equivalent to a bank teller getting sacked and kidnapping one of the banks customers children in revenge… Are these Lego Policemen for fucking real?

Are you for fucking real for not making your fucking outrage known?

Never the less, it must most definitely be this mush who done it because … Drum roll please… Because his mobile phone was listed as being in the area on the night in question.

Well, sort of in the area. It was traced as being at his flat – a 15 minute drive away.

At least that is my understanding of it.

Course, one persons 15 minute drive away could be another persons 45 minute drive away.

You see, the wording in the Chimp article is either very bad journalism or specifically designed to make you think that this Patsy’s mobile phone was traced in the area of the holiday complex when in reality it was traced somewhere between 5 to 25 miles away.

This is what the Chimp article (found below) states:

Monteiro, from Cape Verde in West Africa, was convicted of theft in 1996 but escaped deportation after a presidential pardon. However, his family deny the allegation.

Police identified him as their main suspect after mobile phone records indicated he was around the McCanns’ holiday apartment in Praia da Luz when Maddie disappeared.

The flat is a 15-minute drive from the town of Lagos where he was living after he stopped working at the Ocean Club.

Agreed?

If not, that last sentence makes no sense what so ever.

Yet just last week we were being told it was definitely Dolf Lundgren or his doppelgänger from Germany or Holland  – I lose fucking track – who was definitely the culprit.

That information followed the Crime Watch program that was shown just about every fucking where other than Portugal – The only fucking country worth showing the program in.

The legal reasons that prevented the two biggest Portuguese TV stations from airing the program – that they were both desperate to broadcast – have never been fully explained.

This is because the two TV stations couldn’t make head nor fucking tail of them.

The week before that there was two photo e-fits splashed on the front pages of the Nationals depicting the two fellas who definitely had Madeleine away.

A few weeks before that it was a British fella seen hiding under the stairwell outside of the McCann’s holiday apartment.

Before that there could be no doubt it was a middle aged couple who had stolen Maddy.

They heard her crying as they walked past apartment 5A and both immediately thought “aye up! A little girl crying. I’m having me some of that”.

Before that, anyone who didn’t believe that Madeleine was taken by 6 fellas in a white transit was nothing other than a tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist.

Before that it was a well known paedophile who had snatched her but who had also since died… And so on and so on.

You are all being taken for proper mug punters… Why are you not all stood outside Scotland Yard demanding a police investigation take place instead of this pathetic name in a hat lottery?

This new prime suspect Euclides Monteiro no more took Madeleine McCann than I fucking did.

Do you not find it fucking strange that the Portuguese investigation has re-opened just as Scotland Yard have finally got theirs going?

Do you not find it even fucking stranger that Portugal no longer consider the McCanns prime suspects while Scotland Yard never considered them suspects at all, yet nearly every other cunt in the world DOES?

And now… AND NOW… Kate and Gelly Baby are set to be made ‘assistentes’ by the Portuguese Cops!!!

From fucking prime suspects to prime assistants without so much as a shred of new evidence coming to light:

Last week it emerged that Kate and Gerry McCann are to apply under Portuguese law to become private ‘prosecutors’ and may now be able to influence the course of the investigation and any prosecution.

Their status as ‘assistentes’ will allow their legal team to work alongside state prosecutors, keeping the McCanns informed of all new developments in the case. 

Scotland Yard and the McCanns are now praising the Portuguese where as they were cunts six months ago.

The Portuguese Police decided that DEAD Euclides Monteiro did it 6 years after the fact following their return to “the Praia da Luz area about a month ago to carry out mobile phone tracking work”… HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DOES THAT WORK?

That would be about the same time that Scotland Yard announced that they were going over mobile phone records taken 6 years ago which they could only have been given by THE FUCKING PORTUGUESE POLICE.

This whole fucking thing couldn’t stink any worse if it was smeared with dog shit.

Even the fucking libel trial with Chief Gorgonzola or whatever his fucking name is couldn’t be more of a fucking farce if the fucking Chuckle Brothers were running the show.

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The libel case that was first lodged in June 2009, finally gets going in September 2013 and is promptly postponed till fuck knows when?

To coincide with the case, former chief suspect number one Robert Murat has a change of heart and announces that Stephen Birch can dig up his drive after stubbornly, point blank refusing permission for over a year.

Negotiations – that I find abhorrent when you consider the aim of the dig – get under way, only to stall immediately because of wholly unreasonable terms put forward.

Stephen tells me that he is still hopeful of reaching agreement but as far as I can see, looking at it as an outsider with inside information, Murat’s offer was never anything more than a publicity stunt to help the McCanns win their libel trial.

In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if negotiations got going again when the libel trial recommences.

Meanwhile, every other country in the world has reported Stephens findings in their MSM except the British Press who haven’t mentioned it once.

Furthermore, the McCanns who are supposedly going to leave no fucking leaf unturned in their quest to find their daughter pretend that Stephen doesn’t exist.

In the meantime, let me make this very fucking clear to the McCann trolls. Neither Stephen or myself are saying that Madeleine is one hundred percent buried under Murats rear driveway.

How the fuck can we say that unless we actually saw her being buried y’daft cunts?

Stephens findings, verified by independent expert witnesses show that there is something buried there.

Now, given the proximity of the driveway to the McCann’s holiday apartment along with all the other evidence set out in my article ‘Digging for Madeleine’  it is absolute fucking madness not to dig the fucking driveway up in the area shown in the photographs accompanying that article.

The evidence forwarded to do so is a million fucking times more credible than any evidence either country’s police force has used to justify their barn pot investigations.

Listen, I’ll tell you what I will do. Since it will be a block booking I will do the Muppet tattoo for £15 a pop… And that my friends, is a fucking blinding deal.

 

 

 

Is this the face of the man who took Madeleine? First picture of heroin addict hotel worker accused of revenge kidnap after he was sacked

  • Euclides Monteiro was fired by Ocean Club restaurant in 2006 for stealing
  • Police probing claims he took Madeleine in 2007 in revenge for losing job
  • He was identified as the main suspect following mobile phone tests
  • The report says Portuguese police believe he may have killed Madeleine
  • Family members have blasted the allegations as ‘scapegoating a dead man’

By TARA BRADY

PUBLISHED: 12:44, 4 November 2013 | UPDATED: 13:11, 4 November 2013

 

Euclides Monteiro raided flats to feed his drug habit Euclides Monteiro raided flats to feed his drug habit

This is the first picture of heroin addict Euclides Monteiro who has become a key suspect in the investigation into the disappearance of Madeleine McCann.

Monteiro worked in the restaurant at the Ocean Club in Praia da Luz but was fired a year before Madeleine vanished on May 3, 2007.

It has been claimed he was caught stealing from the tills and raiding the resort’s rooms for valuables to sell in exchange for drugs.

An investigation is now under way to determine whether Monteiro, who died in a freak tractor accident in 2009 aged 40, took Maddie in revenge for losing his job.

It has also emerged that police warned holiday hotel staff about Monteiro, known as Toni.

Nelson Rodrigues, 32, a barman at the Ocean Club, told the Daily Mirror: ‘The officer told us. “We know him, you can’t trust that man”.

‘They said he had been in trouble in the past for drug offences.’

Monteiro, from Cape Verde in West Africa, was convicted of theft in 1996 but escaped deportation after a presidential pardon. However, his family deny the allegation.

Police identified him as their main suspect after mobile phone records indicated he was around the McCanns’ holiday apartment in Praia da Luz when Maddie disappeared.

 

The flat is a 15-minute drive from the town of Lagos where he was living after he stopped working at the Ocean Club.

 

Yesterday, close friend Sergio Paulo, 44, a builder from Lagos, said: ‘I know he would sometimes break into apartments and rob them. He was taking valuables from rooms at Ocean Club and selling them for drugs.’

Motive: Police are investigating whether Monteiro, who died in 2009 in a tractor accident, killed MadeleineMotive: Police are investigating whether Monteiro, who died in 2009 in a tractor accident, killed Madeleine

 

E-fit of suspect
The e-fit image of suspect

Prime suspect: These e-fits were released of a man carrying a child 500 yards from the McCanns’ apartment

 

 

Monteiro’s widow Luisa, who has been questioned by police, told local media: ‘They are looking for a suspect that can’t defend himself.

‘Peoples’ lives can’t be exposed this way.’

An investigation is now under way to determine whether Monteiro took Maddie in revenge for losing his jobAn investigation is now under way to determine whether Monteiro took Maddie in revenge for losing his job

A source told Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha that police believe he may have killed the youngster to ‘shut her up’ when he saw the huge media response to the disappearance – and are now trying to find her body.

Portugal’s Attorney-General gave the go-ahead for the investigation into the girl’s disappearance to be reopened last week at the request of local police – more than five years after the original inquiry was shelved.

Correio da Manha claimed: ‘Police suspicions about the former Ocean Club employee arose during the review of the case carried out by a PJ team from Porto.

‘This was the strongest new lead presented to state prosecutors which led to the investigation being reopened.

‘The man, who died aged 40 in a tractor accident in 2009, was not on the list of employees handed over to police during the initial investigation by the Ocean Club because at the time of Madeleine’s disappearance he was not working there.’

It described his departure from the Ocean Club as ‘frictious’ and said: ‘The motives that could have caused the ex-employee to kidnap the youngster are still being investigated.’

Hope: The McCann's lawyer said that the couple, seen here with a computer generated image of how Madeleine might have looked in 2012, are still motivated by the belief that she is still aliveHope: The McCann’s lawyer said that the couple, seen here with a computer generated image of how Madeleine might have looked in 2012, are still motivated by the belief that she is still alive

 

It suggests that he may ‘have committed the kidnap as a form of retaliation against the Ocean Club. His aim could have been to call into question the security of the holiday club but something went wrong and the youngster disappeared.’

Portuguese police and a spokesman for the McCanns declined to comment on the newspaper report yesterday.

It emerged over the weekend that police were planning to reinterview several Ocean Club employees.

More than 130 workers were questioned during the initial inquiry, including two men who fixed a blind in the McCanns’ apartment two days before Madeleine disappeared.

New leads: The investigation into the disappearance of Madeleine, pictured, was reopened following a review of the caseNew leads: The investigation into the disappearance of Madeleine was reopened following a case review

Portuguese police are thought to have returned to the Praia da Luz area about a month ago to carry out mobile phone tracking work.

Last week it emerged that Kate and Gerry McCann are to apply under Portuguese law to become private ‘prosecutors’ and may now be able to influence the course of the investigation and any prosecution.

Their status as ‘assistentes’ will allow their legal team to work alongside state prosecutors, keeping the McCanns informed of all new developments in the case.

They could also bring a parallel private prosecution against any suspects charged over Maddie’s disappearance.

A secrecy order put on the case by Portugal’s Attorney General could also be lifted just for them, giving access to all case files.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2487120/Pictured-Madeleine-McCann-suspect-raided-flats-fund-heroin-addiction.html#ixzz2jiyIQZuJ
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