I hope you had a Merry Christmas, you little fucking devils.

Christopher Spivey

 

Hi all,

I hope that you all had a great Christmas and contrary to what the MSM would have you believe, I’m sure that in saying that I have not offended any of my many Muslim friends.

Mine wasn’t too bad, although I have never been a great fan of the Satanic Holiday.

Course, my disdain for Christmas does not stem from that fact; I’m just naturally a miserable old cunt.

And having said that, Christmas isn’t going away so you have to make the best of it, don’t cha.

So, with that in mind, I have to tell you, that it was always my intention to wish you all a Merry Christmas on the 24th.

After all, it would have been rude of me not too.

 

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However, come lunch time on the day, me and my team all got locked out of the site which wasn’t remedied until three and a half days later.

Course, with that being the case the moment was lost so to speak and as such, I began composing my ‘Happy New Year’ message to you… And then the fucking site got taken offline.

When this happened, I thought “fuck it”, and had fully intended to wait until the 1st of January when the site would have automatically come back on line.

However, I then thought that if I don’t get back on to wish you a Happy New Year on the 31st, you will think me a right ignorant cunt.

So, why was the site suspended in the first place?

Well The simple explanation is that I had used all my Giggle bollocks up, or whatever the fucking things are called.

Yet, quite how I can use up my monthly allocated 1500, Giggle bollocks – which is equivalent to a massive 1.5 Testicle Bytes – is beyond me.

Weeelll, that isn’t exactly true because I do know how my Testicle Bytes have been used up; it’s curing the fucking problem that is beyond me.

You see, the reason that I have spunked my Testicles is because the Site is still under attack, although I was actually hoping to make it through the month without any time out… And what a cunt hope turned out to be.

Moreover, on top of the Sniffenpissin’s using their athackers – see what I did there – to steal my Giggle Bollocks, I have been having far too much Gremlin mischief-making going on for my liking – such as me and the lads all being locked out of the site over Christmas.

Still, at least with being locked out I got to spend some time with Clayton. Which is good because I think he sometimes looked at me as if to think: Who is that miserable looking fucker who sits in the corner, typing away.

 

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So, not wanting you all to think me a right ignorant cunt – because I’m not ignorant – I paid my Russian hosts nearly £30 a little while ago for enough Giggle bollocks to get me back on line and see me through until the 1st of January – Which is when I get my Testicles back.

And as I type this, the site has just come back on line… After some serious fucking about by the Russians of course.

Nothing is ever easy any more, have you noticed?

The problem is; this is how it has been with the site since September, despite, as you all probably know, me having thrown a Thousand Pounds at the problem.

It really is a case of  one thing after another to be honest, but if the cunts think that they will stop me by tying me up with problems then they have another thing coming.

I do in fact thrive under pressure and have no intention of quitting.

Course, it is not just attacking the site that they are concentrating on.

I mean as you probably know, I had a court summons for Council Tax and an invitation to meet with DCI Birtles from Essex Police to discuss the illegal contents of my website… Just two of the offers that I have had this year and not taken up.

As far as I’m concerned the Council can send me what they fucking like, but I flatly refuse to contribute any money to the Paedophile Club of Great Britain wherever possible, and there is nothing to discuss with Essex Police.

After all, either the site has illegal content or it doesn’t.

If it has then they can send a couple of bods in uniform to knock at my door. If it hasn’t then they ought to be sending their letters to the real criminals in the Houses of Parliament & Buck House.

Mind you, all this unwanted attention that I am getting is inevitable I suppose – 2013 has seen the site really take off and as it stands today, I am only 200,000 away from the 5 million visitors mark.

The site does in fact continue to go from strength to strength I’m very pleased to say, despite the Gremlins, the Sniffenpissin attacks, and the periods of being taken off line.

My Forum is also doing well. Now that it is finally back up and running of course.

The praise for that has to go to Dogman & Arm Urself Now, both of whom have been invaluable to me, not only on the forum but also on the website too.

So, if you haven’t joined yet, Why fucking not!

There is invaluable information to be found on there, help and advice for those having problems and a real sense of community… So whatcha waiting for, gerrit fucking joined.

 

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I should just add that in moving the site to Russia; all of the archived information that Dogman had collected on the old forum – after countless hours of effort and research – was lost and it must have been soul destroying for him to have to start gathering it all together again from scratch.

I personally head-butt the computer if I lose two sentences of an article I’m writing, so building up the archives again must have been extremely frustrating, yet Dogman never once complained.

Course, all of this should kinda make you wonder why other sites like mine don’t get this kind of prolonged, sustained, and still ongoing harassment, don’t cha know.

Hmmm, makes me wonder too!

Still, I suppose that I should take it as a compliment really, so fuck em.

And what of 2014?

Well, as we move into the New Year it would be nice to be optimistic for the future of the country – nay the world.

Unfortunately, I have to be realistic and say that the future is looking rather bleak from where I am sitting.

Never the less, it isn’t over until the fat cunt in the dress sings and for my part… Well, let’s just say; you ain’t seen nothing yet.

I’ll betcha your’e  all singing the Bachman, Turner, Overdrive song in your heads now.

I have also all but made up my mind now to cut my losses and move the site to Iceland.

From what I know and hear, things are going to get very tough for those of us in the Alternative Media thanks to our ever so upstanding government leaders – Sniffenpissin Cunts.

Therefore, it would make perfect sense to move now whilst the site is having all of these problems, rather than later.

I could put an advert on t’telly. Chrissy’s gone to Iceland… Just a thought.


 
I have to say a big thank you to Matt Taylor for that brilliant video.

Anyway, getting back on topic.  I have certainly worked far too hard and far too long on this website, and at the expense of my sex life to boot, just to get closed down by those Sniffenpissin Cunts.

However, if I am going to up my game then it’s only fair that you all should too… And talking of making sacrifices, it’s my birthday New Years day Ladies… Just sayin’.

Not that I want to sacrifice anyone…I thought that I best get that point clarified, just to be on the safe side.

And anyway, the Sniffenpissin cunts  and inbred nonce ponce palace perverts have the monopoly on sacrifices.

Okay, nearly done.

However, before I finish writing I cant let you go without taking this opportunity to thank each and every one of you for your loyal support throughout the year… Without it, I probably wouldn’t be writing this.

Thank you very, very much.

And on that note my friends, it just leaves me to wish you all a fucking spectacular New Year, whatever colour skinned you are, be you straight, bicycle or gay and regardless of whatever religion you may be… None of those things matter to me at all and neither should they matter to you.

Fuck the government. Let’s go to war.