Heads & Tales


Chris Spivey

It aint over till the fat lady sings.

That surely must be Prime Mincer Cameron’s motto now.

Mind you, how fucking quiet did he & the Met Police Criminals become in the days that followed the Holy Calloni, Foley Baloney, video debacle?

Course, invading Syria in order to quash the Iraqi IS ‘terrorist’ threat – most of whom no doubt have surnames such as Kolowski, Murphy & Martinez – looked to be totally out of the question following the video being exposed as a fraud.

After all, I doubt that hardly anyone is now seriously buying the “Foley was killed off camera” old bollox.

Never the less, it seems all that was needed to get the old bollox back on track was for Cameron to take a chill pill and allow the Monkey Boys a free reign to dream up whatever old fanny they want to where the Isis crisis is concerned.

Course, there is no doubt that the warmonger’s backs were against the wall as the evidence of fraud surrounding the Foley fuck up became stronger by the day.

I mean, never mind the fact that Mum, Fanny Foley has appeared in more disaster movies than the veteran actor Earnest Borgnine…

To make matters much worse it now transpires that Jimmy F’s sister, Farta Foley – or whatever the fraud fucks name is – is the twin fucking sister of Alex Israel; an appropriate surname, if ever there was one.

So who is Alex Israel I hear you ask – since Voicey must be on holiday?

Well, she was none other than a former classmate of Sandy Hook shooter Adam Lanza as it happens.


I will let you decide who is who.

And if you can’t, then watch this very funny video of the pair.

In fact watch the video anyway.

I will tell you something else for nothing too!

I wouldn’t be in the least surprised if Foley’s brother, Axel – seen sat in the video with his smirking ‘sister’ Farta talking shit about the death of their ‘brother’, Jimmy F – was in fact Jimmy-Jimmy himself… After all, the Foley’s are obviously a fake family.


And looking at Jimmy & Axel’s photos side by side, it certainly is not beyond the realms of possibility that they are one of the same… In fact, a bit of hair restyling, an eyebrow wax and bobs your fucking uncle.

I mean, look at the ears!

Every cunt knows that it is the ears that are the give away… Bio whatsits see.

Course, what this mounting evidence all points to is the US & UK Governments being caught out trying to get public support for an invasion of Syria, off the back of a video that the American government made themselves… And don’t begin to try and tell me that The Cunt Cameron, or Boss Hogg Howe didn’t fucking know that the video was fake when it was released.

And since such an invasion would no doubt have seen the death of a few hundred American & British soldiers as well as hundreds of thousands of innocent Syrian men, women & children – and that is only if WW3 is avoided in the meantime – then there can be no other punishment fitting the crime for the US President & the British Prime Mincer than hanging the pair of worthless tits.

Yet even after being caught out, the evil pair and their equally evil gang of sexually deviated thieves still continue to push forward with their puppet masters orders – even if that means going in via the backdoor… Something Dave the Rave & Gay Barry are particularly fond of anyway:

A leading Tory said he believed David Cameron could win a parliamentary vote for air strikes in Iraq, where the US is continuing its offensive against ISIS.

Sir Richard Ottaway, chair of the Commons Foreign Affairs Select Committee, said there would be support for arming the Kurds – including carrying out air strikes if they request them.

Britain has so far contributed technical and humanitarian aid to stricken northern Iraq, but reports in the US suggest Barack Obama will ask the UK and Australia to join the air campaign.

Australia has already said it may send war planes if asked.

Sir Richard said he believed there would be support for targeting IS in northern Iraq, although Downing Street has said it no formal request had been made and it was not under discussion. Source

And look, they even have the Budgie smuggling Black Abbott on board – another mad as a fucking hatter psychopath:

Australia could be forced to put troops on the ground in Syria if it wants to defeat the Islamic State, Australia’s defence chief has said in a chilling warning.

Chief of the Defence Force, Air Chief Marshal Mark Binskin, believes that the terrorist organisation will at some point have to be defeated ‘on the battlefield’, Fairfax Media reports.

He said the Islamic State, an offshoot of al-Qaeda which is fighting in Syria and Iraq, is ‘not undefeatable’.


And fuck me, if you think that our Prime Mincer & the American Pwesident are bonkers, Australia Tony Abbot AKA Harry Monk is head and shoulders above them in the mad fuck stakes.

Check this video out:

Now despite the fact that invading Syria could potentially spark WW3, when Cameron’s string puller – Rupert ‘mad’ Murdoch – tells him to do something, Dave the Rave does his damnedest to get it done.

Therefore, you have to ask yourself what is so special about Syria that makes Chubby Chops Cameron prepared to risk a world war for?

And the answer to that is; apart from the need to set up a Rothschild owned central bank, there is also the following which was kindly sent to me by my friend Adrian Waller:

ISIS / ISIL is the released genie in the bottle.

Syria is the prize.

David Cameron associate of both interested parties below quote “we are in it together”.

Israel has granted oil exploration rights inside Syria, in the occupied Golan Heights, to Genie Energy. Major shareholders of Genie Energy – which also has interests in shale gas in the United States and shale oil in Israel – include Rupert Murdoch and Lord Jacob Rothschild. This from a 2010 Genie Energy press release:

Claude Pupkin, CEO of Genie Oil and Gas, commented, “Genie’s success will ultimately depend, in part, on access to the expertise of the oil and gas industry and to the financial markets. Jacob Rothschild and Rupert Murdoch are extremely well regarded by and connected to leaders in these sectors. Their guidance and participation will prove invaluable.”

“I am grateful to Howard Jonas and IDT for the opportunity to invest in this important initiative,” Lord Rothschild said. “Rupert Murdoch’s extraordinary achievements speak for themselves and we are very pleased he has agreed to be our partner. Genie Energy is making good technological progress to tap the world’s substantial oil shale deposits which could transform the future prospects of Israel, the Middle East and our allies around the world.”

For Israel to seek to exploit mineral reserves in the occupied Golan Heights is plainly illegal in international law.  Source

And like I say, to ensure that the Syrian invasion gets back on track the way forward is via plenty of MSM propaganda… whom conveniently dropped all mention of the phoney Foley fuck up of course… At least they did in the week following the fraud being exposed.

However, the only problem is that the MSM repeaters are no good at thinking for themselves and to be a good liar you need a good memory – something that the monkey cunts lack in abundance.

Never the less, after being as quiet as Mark Almond’s farts in the days following the Jim Dim Disaster, the clueless cunts have now come out with extra large portions of proper pathetic proclamations.

For instance, on the 28th of August the Chimp ran an article about 250 prisoners marched to their death by IS.

However, the really important part was that the men were taken prisoner in SYRIA:

Sickening footage appears to show Islamic State militants parading around 250 captured soldiers through the desert in their underwear before they are killed and their bodies piled on the bare earth.

An Islamic State fighter claimed the men were from the Syrian government’s Tabqa air base which extremists seized on Sunday, potentially handing them warplanes, tanks, artillery and ammunition.

The video, which has not been independently verified, is too graphic to be published in full.

It begins by showing dozens of men being marched through the desert wearing only their underwear. It then fades to black, resuming with a pile of bloodied bodies stacked on top of one another.Source

So, it seems that we are now supposed to believe that IS are an army on a par with the German war machine of 1939!

I mean, fuck me; we have already had to swallow the fact that IS rob Iraqi banks of billion of pounds, wire up dams for bombing, take over & operate oil refinery’s, have the ferocity to strike fear into the hearts of the Iraqi army & police force and the manpower to hold up to 100,000 people hostage on a mountain.

And now we are supposed to believe that having overrun Iraq, IS have the military planning to walk into SYRIA unopposed, take over an airbase and march 250 Syrians to a spot where they are murdered… Fuck me, anyone who believes that will believe that the moon is made of cheese.

The old fanny continues:

Islamic State won a week-long battle on Sunday to capture the Tabqa base, which is 25 miles from their Syrian stronghold in Raqqa.

Syria’s authorities insisted at the time that their soldiers had ‘successfully regrouped’ – suggesting they were later hunted down by the militants and executed.

Despite heavy losses on the Islamic State side, the base’s capture prompted fresh fears that the fighters have got hold of advanced military technology which will allow them to cement their self-declared regime.

So, on top of everything else we are also expected to believe that this SYRIAN military airbase containing “war planes, tanks, artillery and ammunition” was captured by IS after a week long fierce battle, yet the SYRIAN army manning the base didn’t think to use the fucking planes and tanks to repel the attack!

Course, that also begs the question: Are we now expected to believe that President Assad’s army are that stretched that they could not get reinforcements sent to the air base… Despite having a week to fucking do so?

I mean, it now appears that with IS in control of the SYRIAN military instillation we are just left to assume that Assad has shrugged his shoulders and said “fuck it”?

However, the airbase is the least of Assad’s problems… At least it is according to the Monkey Boys:

The Islamic State extremists now control roughly a third of Syria, mostly areas in the north and east of the country, as the U.S. threatens air strikes similar to those already used in Iraq.


And as for the 250 men/soldiers – who run away but were rounded up, stop fucking laughing – well, it would seem that even that is a number plucked from thin air.

I mean, the wording in the article is very specific: “The precise death toll is uncertain and other sources put it at lower than 250, but at least 150 bodies are visible in the shaky video”.

And, don’t forget that the unverified video of these 250 men shows: “dozens of men being marched through the desert wearing only their underwear”. 

Now, when I went to school a dozen, dozen only amounted to 144, so go and figure.

Course, the giveaway to this old fanny is the quality of photos.

I mean, whenever the cunts are lying the film & photo quality is shit.


Course, it is all utter bollocks.

I mean, the same article carries another photo of seven other fellas from the same airbase being executed… Although they were spared the embarrassment of being stripped down to their under crackers and being marched miles into the desert.

And that apparently called for a better class of camera, although Dog knows why.

1409241378081_Image_galleryImage_EDITORS_NOTE_IMAGES_SHOWSNow, when I say that Syria’s President Assad took no retaliatory action, that wasn’t altogether true.

You see, again according to the Monkey Boys:

Today Syrian warplanes hit Islamic State targets in the eastern stronghold of Deir al-Zor and killed some of the group’s commanders.

Well, at least that is something I suppose.

But how do the Monkey Boys know this to be true?

Easy! They were told by “the British-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights”

Excellent… Who and where are “the British-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights” based then?

I’ll bet the answers “on the moon” or something silly like that:

The Observatory, run by a Syrian emigrant from his terraced house in Coventry, said the planes struck a building used as an Islamic State headquarters during a meeting of its commanders.

No doubt his name is either Ted or Fred or something like that.

Move on Spivey, just move on.

Course, it would be fair to ask just why this brutal fighting force that must surely consist of at least 100,000 men minimum, has unlimited financial resources, tanks, missiles, fighter jets not to mention infinite stock piles of white trainers and flags, have not attacked Israel yet… Or at the very least tiny Kuwait with its vast oil supplies.

After all, Kuwait borders Iraq and was the *aherm, aherm* reason for the first Gulf War.

And as for Israel, well it seems that IS are now right on their fucking doorstep:

Heavy fighting has broken out between Syrian troops and Al Qaeda linked rebels close to a stretch of the Levant occupied by Israel.

Government soldiers battled against insurgents from the Nusra Front group near the disputed Golan Heights territory after militants took control of the UN-operated Quneitra border crossing last week.

Several shells struck close to the ceasefire line as rocket, mortar and tank fire was exchanged – with Israeli public radio reporting that one stray round hit occupied territory but caused no casualties.

Golan Heights is a 460 square mile region largely seized from Syria by Israel during the 1967 Six-Day War of 1967, then annexed in 1981 in a move never recognised by the international community. Source

Oh hang on. Silly me, I am getting my Al Qaeda’s mixed up with my Isis’sisisisisis.

Isis are a breakaway terror group from Al Qaeda and are now massive compared to their old bosses.

Indeed, Ali Baba Baghdadi pisses all over Ozzie Bin Laden.

Hmmm, I wonder if Al Quaeda know about all that oil just sitting waiting to be tapped in the Wuthering Heights – or whatever it is that the land stolen by Israel is called.

I mean, if they do, then surely Israel will soon find its self under attack from Al Qaeda… Won’t it?

And, since Al Qaeda are shit scared of IS, they will no doubt be happy to carve the Jahoowish homeland up between them.

Hmmm, I wonder if Prime Mincer Benji Netenyajew has raised Israel’s terror threat to severe like our honest, honourable, “its for your own fucking good peasants”, government have over here:

More armed police will patrol Britain’s streets to counter the threat posed by fanatics returning from Iraq and Syria, David Cameron announced yesterday.

He warned that the return of hundreds of murderous extremists posed a greater threat to our security than Al Qaeda or the IRA ever did.

His comments came as Theresa May announced the official terror threat level had been raised to ‘severe’ – the second-highest state – for the first time in three years. Source

After all, the terrorists are a lot closer to the promised land than they are to us.

And just in case Israel needed anyone’s approval to nuke the Middle East in the very near future – which they won’t as in won’t need anyone’s approval but will nuke the Middle East at the drop of a hat – the Monkey Boys have laid the grounwork for that too:

Ansar Bayt al-Maqdis, which has been described as Egypt’s most dangerous militant group, released the video, in which it accused the four Egyptians of spying for Israel’s Mossad agency.

In the video, the captives can be seen kneeling on the floor with armed men in black masks standing behind them as one of the militants reads out a statement. Minutes later the four men have been beheaded. Source

Now obviously the CIA would never allow any Jahooo’s to be beheaded – not that you see anyone beheaded in the video anyway – but to make doubly sure that none of the “chosen ones” were injured in the course of the old fanny, the producers elected to use 4 Muslims as the MOSSAD employed spies.

And although the terror group pretending to behead these 4 Muslim Jews are not IS terrorists, the Monkey Boys make sure that you think its them by the accompanying photos:

Ansar Bayt al-Maqdis, which has been described as Egypt's most dangerous militant group, has released a shocking new video in which four men, accused of being Israeli Mossad spies, are beheaded

In the video, the captives can be seen kneeling on the floor with armed men in black masks standing behind them as one of the militants reads out a statement. Minutes later the four men have been beheaded

Three beheading’s carried out so far and not a drop of blood.

And that is despite the chop, chop, chop off your head, taking place close to the ground.

Security sources have said four headless corpses were found in the Sinai Peninsula earlier this month

Course, what this “severe” threat – or as the security services like to call it RASTTAH (run around screaming the terrorists are here) – being announced over here, there is now a chance of me getting illegally arrested in the middle of the night at fucking gunpoint!

I mean to say, these armed coppers are going to need something to do to stop themselves getting bored whilst waiting around for this none existent terrorist threat aren’t they.

The following is how the Monkey Boys reported the Cunt Cameron’s scare mongering:

Mr Cameron said the public could expect to see an increase in high-profile police patrols, including the greater use of armed officers, particularly at airports, Spivs gaff and major railway stations.

He called for the public to be vigilant but added they should not panic, saying Britain had shown ‘resolve’ in the face of terror before. Source

Yes they have Dave, the last time you said that was on the 22nd of May 2013… Mind you, you were a lying cunt then too, wasn’t you.

Oh, and I made up the bit about “my gaff” in the above report… But the rest is true.

And to crank up the fear factor, the Transvestite British Homo Secretary, The Right Horrible Terry May got in on the act by elaborating on this RASTTAH threat:

The Home Secretary said the intelligence services now believe a terror attack in Britain is ‘highly likely’, although she stressed there was no information about any specific plot.

Now you really, really couldn’t make that shit up.

I mean, what Gay May is saying is that some poofs dressed in white shirts, sober ties, black jackets, bright red tights, black g-strings and red stilettos have sat round a table, given themselves the heebeejeebees telling each other terrorist fairy tales, thus convincing themselves that the country is odds on favorite for a terrorist attack… After all, there is a twenty million to one chance that the likes of me and you will be killed by a terrorist, don’t cha fucking know.

The bollox article continues with Cameron stating that:

He would not introduce ‘knee-jerk’ measures in response to the threat.

But he never the less will.

Course, there is no need for us to rely on our £17.4 Billion Pound per year Security Services to pluck a few names out of thin air and announce them as being potential terrorist targets whilst taking a break from spying on us.

After all, Al Qaeda tell us where they are going to target in their glossy magazine ‘Terror Weekly’:

A slick English-language magazine released by Al-Qaeda’s media wing has called on wannabe jihadists to target British department stores in bomb attacks.

The chilling online publication, entitled ‘Palestine: Betrayal of the Guilty Conscience Al-Malahem’ instructs militants on how to build homemade bombs, and suggests a number of high-profile targets.

Among those listed in the UK are military academy Sandhurst, the MI5 headquarters and well-known department stores – which Al-Qaeda orders should only be attacked on Friday afternoons when Muslims are praying at their mosque.

The well-produced digital magazine includes a nine-page spread on how to ‘make a bomb in the kitchen of your Mom,’ as well as features on car bombs and a celebratory timeline of terror attacks in the West, which concludes with the entry ‘201?’ – implying new terror attacks are planned. Source

I am just waiting to hear if this glossy will soon be available at WH Smiths and all other leading newsagents.

Course, Dog forbid that these ruthless, badder than bloody bad as can be terrorists should ever attack any instillation likely to contain a politician.

After all, every good Jihadi knows that the way to win a war is to target innocent shoppers, especially at West Gate shopping Malls* – whereby doing so means the attack will also make for a good source of revenue for the Malls Jewish owners, via means of insurance fraud.

But under no circumstances whatsoever must any Jihadi worth his/her salt ever hurt our politicians, bankers, corporate fat cats and/or knob-ed celebs.

In fact, innocent poor people only – that is the way forward.

*Oxford’s West Gate Mall is obviously strictly off limits to Jihadi’s… Mr Cameron lives in Oxford, don’t cha know.


Okay, returning to that Chimp article about the 4 Muslim Jews who were decapitated by the Egyptian bad boys – whom you are suppose to think are from ISIS.

Now, that article was also released on the 29th of August, almost straight after the one about the 250 soldiers, beheaded in their underpants… Although that original article then does go onto say that there were only 150 of them really.

The following is what else that article had to say:

It was reported today that Islamic State had released a new decapitation video, threatening America for the second time and urging the Kurds to break from their alliance with the West against the caliphate.

Just hours after Islamic State released shocking footage of the mass execution of 300 Syrian national army soldiers in the Syrian desert, the group issued a second warning to the United States


The number of soldiers has gone from 250 down to 150 and now risen again to 300… Strewth!

Just who the fuck are these cunts trying to mug off!

Get on with it ya fucking lying arse klinkers:

The grainy video, accompanied by the hashtag ‘2ndAmessagetoAmerica’, shows the vicious beheading of a Kurdish soldier, who was part of a group of 15 fighters likely to have been captured by Islamic State during the fighting in Iraq. 


Well fuck me, lets go gerrum… Although why they have now reverted to using Technigrain film when the Foley fraud was filmed by 2 fellas and a sound crew, using state of the art, HD cameras is well beyond me.

The article then adds the following post-cardish type photo, after which the article continues:

It was reported today that Islamic State had released a new decapitation video, threatening America for the second time and urging the Kurds to break from their alliance with the West against the caliphate

The group’s first warning ten days ago was entitled ‘A Message to America’ and showed the decapitation of American journalist James Foley.


Why the fuck is no one storming the Chimpanzee’s offices?

I cannot believe that the evil sick cunts have the front to come out with that old bollox!

This is serious shit, you do know that right?

Fuck me, c’mon people… There is no fucking terrorist threat.

ISIS, Al Qaeda, Al Bombya are all creations of the Israeli, US and UK security services, yet the vast majority of the population are by their silence accepting of the fact that these fake terrorist groups are being used to potentially MURDER YOUR CHILDREN.


Get angry… Do not accept this made up shit.

Get on with it ya Zionist cunts:

In the latest video, the captors first issue a warning they will continue to decapitate prisoners should America continue to support the Kurds in their fight against the Islamic State.

They then behead one of the captives on a sandy roadside in Iraq, where the Great Mosque of Mosul can be seen in the background. Source

And continue to *aherm, aherm* decapitate they did.

You see, as promised by Jihadi John Lennon at the Foley fraud, it was the turn of American Journalist Steven Sotloff next time around (Meaning now) – despite apparently slipping in the Kurd between the two main events.

Now I gotta tell you that this is such old bollox that I struggle to write about it.

I mean, the sock puppet comments left by readers on the Monkey Boys article are proper arse clenching.

You see, most of them are not left by real people and are mainly having a pop at the Chimp for publishing the details of what the security services are looking at in the Foley video being as “they (the Chimp) are giving away information” to ISIS as to where the terrorist organization is “going wrong” in their video productions.

Course, the Met Plod could hardly issue another warning to illegally arrest anyone who watches the Sotloff video since that failed to work with the Foley fraud, despite the Chimps sock puppet commenter’s best effort to back the criminal cops up by ridiculing anyone who would even contemplate watching it.

These cunts really are transparent.

Never the less, the Chimp tried to give the video some credibility:

 Mr Sotloff’s killer is believed to be the same man who murdered James Foley two weeks ago – known as ‘Jihadi John’.

The accent is the same – as acknowledged by the Government today – even though there has been a noticeable attempt to disguise the voice using synthesizer technology. Source

However, by pointing out that ‘fact’ is in its self, nothing more than the shit rag taking the right fucking piss out of you.

I mean, why the fuck would the master film makers disguise Jihadi John’s voice so badly, that it is still blatantly obvious that it is him, Michael Adebolajo Jihadi John who is speaking.

After all, if the barbarians didn’t want anyone to know that it was a return of Mac the knife, why the fuck didn’t they just dub another voice in?

Indeed, the Monkey Boys reporting is that bad – one might even say, bordering on amateur – that I can’t be arsed to give it anymore comment.

As for the video itself?

Well you can watch it if you want by clicking HERE

And don’t be afraid to do so either.

I mean, just like last time there is fuck all to see – It all fades to black again, which the Daily Chimpanzee and our other MSM shit rags pass off as “slick marketing”, under the guise of the imagination is worse than the reality.

Which to be fair is true since in reality no cunt was actually beheaded!

Never the less, if you are too much of a pussy to watch the video, check out these stills.


Now, this really is deadly serious people… You are going to be taken into a war that will lead to WW3 and you and your children are going to die.

Indeed, after reading this article, I hope to Dog you can see how fucking pathetic their efforts and propaganda are… They are off their fucking heads and extremely dangerous, not to mention desperate.

Moreover, if you think it won’t happen – think again:

David Cameron and Barack Obama will today prepare the ground for multi-national air strikes against Islamic State and for sending troops to form a Nato training force in Iraq.

There is intense pressure on Mr Cameron and the US President to use a Nato summit to act decisively against the ‘terrorist state’.

In Britain, cross-party support for joining US military action was increasing. Source

NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT… You have been warned.