Quick question: Is there a reason that nearly every Christmas advert I see features a little girl with long ginger hair?
Okay, swiftly moving on and there really is fuck all to write about except the election (yawn) and the not-so-royal-family… So I will go with the latter… Stop fuckin’ yawning and I will make this as light-hearted as possible.
Now specifically I am going to be talking about the bizarre headlines that have appeared in the Chimp in the aftermath of Princess Andrew’s car crash of a TV interview… I won’t tell you again – stop fucking yawning.
In fact this might even be quite good if you pay attention. I mean, after all, we are witnessing the carefully orchestrated, self-destruction of the cunty’s most famous family.
So, following on from Andy’s old bollox, the useless cunt announced that he was stepping down from public duties:
Prince Andrew stepped down from public duties on Wednesday, saying the controversy surrounding his “ill-judged” association with late U.S. financier Jeffrey Epstein had caused major disruption to the royal family’s work.
Andrew, Queen Elizabeth’s second son, denies an allegation that he had sex with a 17-year-old girl procured for him by his friend Epstein, who killed himself in a U.S. prison in August while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges.
The scandal has escalated since Andrew did an interview with BBC TV, aired on Saturday. The interview has drawn widespread criticism in the media, where many have said his explanations were unsatisfactory, while lawyers for Epstein’s victims said the prince showed little sympathy for those abused.
As the story dominated news headlines for a fourth day and a slew of businesses distanced themselves from organisations and charities associated with the prince, he said he would step down from public life for the time being and speak to police about Epstein.
“It has become clear to me over the last few days that the circumstances relating to my former association with Jeffrey Epstein has become a major disruption to my family’s work,” he said in a statement issued by Buckingham Palace.
“Therefore, I have asked Her Majesty if I may step back from public duties for the foreseeable future, and she has given her permission,” said Andrew, 59, whose official title is the Duke of York… Source
Which was a real blow to society… I mean how the fuck are we supposed to cope without all his hard work?
Although I am not exactly sure what the cunt does.
However, the farticle clearly states that Andy Pandy asked Mummy if he could quit his ‘Job’… Which apparently wasn’t good enough for the Monkey Boyz, so they had the Queer sack the nonce instead:
Now I am not sure how the Queer sacked the prick since his job title is Prince, but the press are adamant that she did… Which is good enough for me.
Course, it is also a bit hypocritical of her to do so. After all, Sweaty Betty does love a nonce herself. I mean, her mother was one and she regularly left her eldest child in the hands of one of the most dangerous predatory paedophiles this cuntry has ever seen – namely Lord Louis Mountanything.
Neither has she ever explained what happened to the 10 of the 13 orphans that she and her Nonce husband, Prick Philip abducted back in the 1960’s!
Course the 3 children lucky enough not to be chosen as one of the ten would testify that they were made to kiss the queens foot first before her and the Duck fucked off with the 10 unlucky ones. Or at least they would if they too had lived long enough to testify.
Too far fetched for you? It would be for me too, if I hadn’t spent countless hours researching the nonces and the aforementioned incident wasn’t so well documented. Here is just one example of that, which was reproduced on the Help Free The Earth website:
Star Eyewitness Dies Suddenly. Written by Rev. Kevin Annett
Monday, 28 February 2011 20:39
William Combes was the sole survivor of a group of three aboriginal boys who claim to have witnessed the abduction of ten children during a royal visit to the Kamloops residential school in mid October, 1964, when both the Queen and Prince Philip were in British Columbia, Canada.
“They took away those ten kids and nobody ever saw them again.” – William Combes, Eyewitness.
William Combes, age 59 and in good health, was scheduled to be a primary witness at the opening session of the International Tribunal into Crimes of Church and State (ITCCS) on September 12, 2011 in London, England.
Combes, an aboriginal man, claimed to witness the abduction of ten fellow residential school children by the Queen of England and her husband in October, 1964 at the Catholic school in Kamloops, British Columbia.
According to his partner Mae, William was in stable health when he was assigned a new doctor at St. Paul’s Hospital where he was committed for “tests”. His health began to immediately deteriorate. He died suddenly of a still-undisclosed cause.
The Vancouver Coroner’s Office refused to comment on William’s recent death.
The Royal Abductions.
William was the sole survivor of a group of three aboriginal witnesses to the royal abductions. In his public statements made during a Vancouver Co-op radio program and also in the following signed and witnessed declaration made on February 3, 2010 Combes said:
“I am an Interior Salish spirit dancer and am 58 years old. I live in Vancouver, Canada. I am a survivor of the Kamloops and Mission Indian residential schools, both run by the Roman Catholic church. I suffered terrible tortures there especially at the hands of Brother Murphy, who killed at least two children. I witnessed him throw a child off a three story balcony to her death. He put me on a rack and broke some of my bones, in the Kamloop school basement, after I tried running away. I also saw him and another priest burying a child in the school orchard one night.
In October, 1964 when I was 12 years old, I was an inmate at the Kamloops school and we were visited by the Queen of England and Prince Phillip. I remember it was strange because they came by themselves, no big fanfare or nothing. But I recognized them and the school principal told us it was the Queen and we all got given new clothes and good food for the first time in months the day before she arrived.
The day the Queen got to the school, I was part of a group of kids that went on a picnic with her and her husband and some of the priests, down to a meadow near Dead Man’s Creek. I remember it was weird because we all had to bend down and kiss her foot, a white laced boot. After a while, I saw the Queen leave the picnic with ten children from the school, and those kids never returned. We never heard anything more about them and never met them again even when we were older. They were all from around there but they all vanished.
The group that disappeared was seven boys and three girls, in age from six to fourteen years old. They were all from the smart group in class. Two of the boys were brothers and they were Metis from Quesnel. Their last name was Arnuse or Arnold. I don’t remember the others, just an occasional first name like Cecilia and there was an Edward. What happened was also witnessed by my friend George Adolph, who was 11 years old at the time and a student there too. But he’s dead now.”
Rev. Kevin Annett believes that William Combes died of foul play and that his murder was arranged to prevent him from his speaking out about the child abductions and other crimes of murder and torture that he witnessed at the Catholic Indian residential schools.
Arnett is writing a soon to be issued eulogy for William Arnold Combes. William’s videotaped statements, including his witness report of the 1964 abductions, have been registered in the archives of the ITCCS, and will be made public at the opening session on September 12, 2011.
Five other aboriginal members and activists have also died since December, and a sixth is missing and presumed dead. All were public critics of the Roman Catholic church’s killing of residential school children, and had participated in protests against this church and the Anglican Church and the United Church of Canada.
Their names are: Johnny Dawson, died December 8, 2009 after a severe beating by three Vancouver policemen. Mike Wickson, died February, 2010, cause unknown. Elder Phillipa Ryan, died April 26, 2010 from “cancer” in less than a month. Norma Jean Baptiste, died early May, 2010, apparent heart attack. Chief Louis Daniels, died May 16, 2010 in a Winnipeg hospital, cause unknown.
The Squamish nation believes that these activists and eyewitnesses were murdered, now that the Catholic church is facing criminal charges for the Pope’s personal complicity in the rape and torture of children. Canada and its churches may be censured and investigated by European politicians and human rights groups.
Also see HERE
And let’s not forget the huge number of nonces & sex pests that Sweaty Betty has either rewarded for their “services” or been in her employ.
Moreover, just like her sons, the Queer also socializes with sex pests. The following is taken from Press TV:
British royals have treated a former sex offender to an exclusive ride on the Royal Barge during the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations after the Queen raised outrage by inviting the Bahraini despot to a special jubilee lunch.
During Sunday’s River Thames pageant, the Queen had convicted sex attacker Harbinder Singh Rana, who was invited to the exclusive celebrations by Prince Charles, almost at her side.
The 52-year-old Rana was found guilty of preying on women through posing as a doctor in the 1980’s and served four years in prison for his crime.
Charles had apparently invited Rana as a representative of the Sikh community in Britain for his work for the Anglo-Sikh Heritage Trail, a group which sports itself as a promoter of “a greater awareness of the shared heritage between Sikhs and Britain.”
A spokesman for Charles claimed the prince did not know about Rana’s conviction and had invited him as “a leading member of the Sikh community and someone who has done a lot of charitable work” along with other “representatives” from all major faith communities.
However, it is not clear how Charles came to choose Rana as the Sikh community’s representative.
Ha, ha, ha, it is abundantly clear to me why Nonce Charles invited the cunt… Which makes the following Chimp headline excruciatingly cringe worthy:
Now that headline is funny enough as it is with just the part about Andrew & Bizzy Lizzy going horse riding together – I mean the Monkey Kuntz still insist that the 93 yr old geriatric who has trouble getting out of a car, still goes horse riding every day.
Yet the idea of Prince Nonce of Big Ears reading his little half-brother the riot act for associating with a nonce is pure hypocrisy. Course, Andrew claims that he now regrets his association with Epstein… Just like Buggerlugs regrets his association with the Arch-Pervert, Peter Ball.
I mean does Andrew really regret his association with Epstein in the same way that Chuck really regrets his friendship with the homosexual nonce clergyman or do they regret getting caught out?
After all, there is very little difference in the friendships. In fact Charles’s friendship with the convicted nonce, Peter Ball is much more serious than that of Andrew’s and Epstein’s:
Prince Charles has given an extraordinary statement about how he was “deceived” by a paedophile bishop who was his friend for more than two decades.
The 2,400-word letter from the Prince of Wales was read to the Independent Inquiry into Child Sexual Abuse (IICSA) on Friday.
The inquiry is examining how allegations against Peter Ball, a former Church of England bishop, were handled.
Ball boasted of his links to royalty and was said to be a confidant of Charles.
The ex-bishop, now 86, accepted a caution for one count of gross indecency in 1993 and resigned due to ill health.
But it was not until 22 years later that he finally admitted his crimes and was jailed for sexually abusing 18 young men over 30 years.
Charles said Ball told him his resignation as Bishop of Gloucester had been prompted by an “indiscretion”, but the prince said: “When this exchange took place, I did not know about the nature of the complaint.”
Okay, pausing here for a second, are we really, really supposed to believe that Charlie-Boy didn’t know why his “friend & confidant“, Peter Ball resigned? I mean, okay, Charlie is as dopey as they fucking come but did the Prick not know what an “indiscretion” meant when attached to a gay kiddie- fiddler?
After all, we are talking about the heir to the throne here, not your average man on the street. Indeed, all those who come into contact with the [not-so] royal family are thoroughly vetted by the Intelligence Services, yet they forgot to mention to Charlie – who was brought up in the care of the sick paedophile Lord Louis Mountanything – that Ball liked little balls?
Fuck off witcha.
Yet after Ball had resigned, the apparently blind, deaf and dumb-as-fuck Prince gave him a house on his Gloucestershire estate:
Ball was arrested on eight suspected cases of abuse against boys and young men ranging from ages 12 to 20 during the 1980s to 1990s. Ball, who was the former Bishop of Gloucester, resigned in 1993 after he was served with a police caution for “committing an act of gross indecency against a teenager.”
Upon his resignation, Ball retired to Manor Lodge, “a wisteria-clad property owned by the Duchy of Cornwall.” Manor Lodge is a property of the Prince’s Duchy of Cornwall.
In reference to his new living arrangements, Ball stated, “He (Prince Charles) has been wonderfully kind and allowed me to have a duchy house. The prince is a loyal friend. I have immense admiration for him, he has been through horrific times and is a great person.” Source
So, Buggerlugs didn’t have any regrets up until 2015 when Pervert Pete was finally nicked for molesting boys. Indeed the very fact that Ball was given an official police caution meant that Prick Charlie MUST HAVE known what the “indiscretion” related to… Yet our
Noble Knob-ed Kink-in-waiting still gave his “friend & confidant” a luxury house minutes from his own!
PHOTO: The Cock & Balls.
The farticle then continues:
The prince said he did not realise the truth of what had happened until Ball’s conviction, adding that his main source of information until then had been the bishop himself.
Today Charles said he was “one of many who were deceived over a long period of time” (continue reading HERE for the Prick’s statement in full).
Course, quite obviously – according to The Times – Charlie didn’t want to make that statement:
The Prince of Wales staged a lengthy legal fight against demands from a public inquiry for him to provide evidence about his long friendship with a paedophile Anglican bishop, it has emerged.
Lawyers for Prince Charles protested that requests for evidence from the child abuse inquiry about his connection with Bishop Peter Ball were beyond its powers, unfair and a breach of the prince’s human rights by seeking to obtain “intensely private and confidential” material. Source
And once again you have to question why Charlie didn’t want to help the investigation into one of the cuntry’s elite sick-fucks… Although the answer is blatantly obvious.
Moreover, unlike Charles, at least Andy says that he is willing to help in the Epstein investigation.
Mind you, according to the press, Peter Ball tried to use his connection with Prick Charles to avoid being charged with noncing:
Yet I suppose that the very naive could give the wing-nut the benefit of the doubt if it wasn’t for his close, long-time association with Jimmy Savile:
Although if I am not mistaken, Charlie boy later distanced himself from the pervert DJ… In the exact same way that he tried to distance himself from Peter Ball… And in the very same way that Randy Andy is now trying to distance himself from Epstein.
Nevertheless, Andrew KNEW full well that Epstein was a nonce in the very same way that Charles MUST HAVE known that Peter Ball & Jimmy Savile were sick-fuck kiddie-fiddlers:
And I am 100% certain that the other fella in a skirt in the above photo is Thomas Hamilton… The fella responsible for the Dunblane primary school shooting… The government sponsored event used to rid the British public of guns.
The fella in the photo is deputy Lord lieutenant, Iain Thornber:
PHOTO: Thornber/Hamilton comparison – look at the ear and nose, despite Hamiltons features being played with to alter his appearance (check out the mouth).
And funnily enough, the Chimp wrote a ridiculous article earlier this week about Hamilton and tennis star, Andy Murray:
Andy Murray has revealed in a new documentary how he knew the gunman who shot dead 16 children and a teacher in the Dunblane school massacre.
The tennis star, who was just nine-years-old at the time, has told how he shared a car with killer Thomas Hamilton and attended his kids clubs.
Murray and his brother Jamie were in lessons in March 1996 when Hamilton burst into the gym hall armed with four handguns, then gunned down pupils before killing himself.
The Scot opened up about the tragedy for the first time in the Amazon Prime Video documentary ‘Andy Murray: Resurfacing’, and told how tennis became an ‘escape.’… Source
So, not only is it a fantastic coincidence that Murray was in the school when Hamilton went on his shooting spree, we are now supposed to believe that Hamilton used to pick Murray up to take him to kids club!
Fuck of wit’cha.
In fact that farticle is as believable as the one earlier this week about Kate Golddigger Smith having to stay at home to look after her sick child:
I had to clench my buttocks together when I read that old bollox.
Nevertheless, let’s get back to Prick Charlie – who was also implicated in a paedophile ring along with Savile and Dead-Ted Heath:
Disturbing documents revealing close ties between Prince Charles and an elite pedophile network including prolific pedophile Sir Jimmy Savile have been released under the Freedom of Information Act. Source
Predictably, both Savile & Heath were given knighthoods by the Queer.
And in 2012, the TV presenter and former “Goodie“, Bill Oddie claimed that the BBC covered up Savile’s noncing because he was friends with Prick Chuck:
Veteran BBC presenter Bill Oddie yesterday backed claims disgraced Jimmy Savile’s abuse was covered up – because he was friends with Prince Charles.
The Springwatch star, who appeared on TOTP with the Goodies when Savile presented it during the 1970s, said there was a “running sick joke” at the BBC about Savile being a paedophile.
He suggested there might have been some sort of “censorship committee” preventing the truth being released because of Savile’s royal connections.
The presenter also backed claims made by other former BBC presenters that Savile’s antics were well known at the time.
He said: “The idea that youngsters were prey – everybody knew that.
“I was not surprised at all. And the surprise is in a sense that that didn’t happen years ago.
“The establishment or who ever it is decided to keep it all quiet and decided to give him a knighthood. He was, to a certain amount, a friend of royalty.” Source
Course it is an open secret that Charlie is not only a nonce but he is also as gay as they come:
Although I am sure that Camilla Parker Horse-face didn’t really demand a divorce… I mean it isn’t as if they live together and fag-hag Camilla really likes nonces… After all, she is married to Chuck and holidayed with the vile, perverted nonce, Derek Laud… Just sayin’.
Neither can you ignore the thinly veiled blackmail note that disgraced pervert DJ, Jonathan King sent to Charles (See HERE).
Yet we are supposed to believe that Charles the Nonce is going to read Andrew the Nonce the riot act… Again, fuck off witcha.
I mean when you read all of the above about Buggerlugs and then bear in mind that Princess Andrew is only being accused of being mates with a nonce and shagging a 17 yr old prostitute who looked a lot older and knew exactly what she was doing, you have to wonder why the Queer didn’t sack her first born too… Or herself for that matter.
Nevertheless, the Chimp can quite blatantly ignore all of Buggerlugs indiscretions and sublimely declare him the most popular royal:
Fuck off, the cunt certainly has not got my respect.
However, as we on this site already know, there is much more to this old bollox than first meets the eye.
For instance, why did Andrew claim that he didn’t sweat due to an overdose of Adrenalin whilst ‘fighting’ in the Falklands war?
I mean he must have known that he would have been caught out by the photographs on the internet of him sweating his bollocks off.
Yet instead of coming out with his war hero bollox he would have been much more plausible by claiming he takes after his mother – who also doesn’t sweat.
At least she doesn’t according to the Monkey-Nutz:
The secret of why the Queen never looks anything other than cool and immaculate has been revealed – Her Majesty does not perspire.
According to royal dress designer Stewart Parvin, she is generally a ‘cold person’ – in terms of body temperature. Source
Course, you have to wonder who was responsible for persuading Andrew to do that bollox interview in the first place. And the answer to that – according to the Chimp – is Amanda Thirsk:
But it seems like that story wasn’t good enough for them, so they changed their minds and blamed the borderline-retarded, Princess Meaty Beaty Big & Bouncy along with the Duchess of Pork:
The Duke of York’s former wife Sarah Ferguson and daughter Princess Beatrice were among the key figures pressing him to go ahead with last weekend’s disastrous Newsnight interview.
The Mail on Sunday understands that the Duchess of York had been keen to end the speculation about Andrew’s involvement with convicted paedophile and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein ahead of Beatrice’s wedding to property developer Edo Mapelli Mozzi next year.
Fergie is also believed to have been convinced that if the public could see the Duke – or ‘my boy’, as she is said to call him – talking in his own words about the scandal, they would be convinced that he was telling the truth. Source
However, it seems that in hindsight, the Baboons decided that no cunt would believe that and as such, they changed their tiny minds again – back to the original story:
Indeed, you cannot believe a word that the shit-rag prints, but then again, the cunts are never going to print the true story are they?
Off with their fucking heads I say… The dirty fucking bastards… That is to say the royal family, not the Monkey-Boyz… Although they could also do with a lopping off.
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