Don’t say “fuck” or “bugger”

The Daily Record

 

Morning, happy Weirdy Beardy Man in the Skyday to you all… This is not a Spiv on Sunday.

In fact it is just a quicky as I am close to completing Part 2 of the Glasgow bin-lorry hoax and rather than break off for too long, I want to soldier on and get it done… The only problem is that the fucking thing just keeps growing.

But enough waffle. Now whilst I was searching for information about the Glasgow fanny, I came across an article about a Celtic female footballer who was sacked by the club earlier this week after she posted an apparently offensive comment on her Facebook:

MEGAN McFadden, who played for Celtic ladies 20s team, was in line to sign for the first team but the club said she is not registered with them and will not be in the future.

A PROMISING young footballer who could have had a career with Celtic has had her playing career with the club cut short over sectarian comments made on her Facebook page.

Megan McFadden, who played for Celtic ladies 20s team, was in line to sign for the first team but the club said last night she is not registered with them and will not be in the future. Source

A sectarian comment aye? … Is todays Scotland the Northern Ireland of the 1970’s then? … Are there bombs going off everywhere?

Just what on earth was this outrageous comment that cost the poor wee girl her career:

‘Keeping quiet on Facebook today as my choice of words could be rather offensive to the unfortunate members of species who pull on a blue shirt this morning.

‘May the odds be ever in your favour. HAHAH fucking joke, right inty these dirty orange inbred monkey bastards the day Celtic. COYBIG HAIL HAIL.’

Now you may think that is a bit harsh although she should have ended with Heil, Heil instead of Hail, Hail… I for one certainly think that it was a bit fucking harsh.

I mean to say, we are not talking about a rapist footballer here. Indeed, you won’t be able to say fuck all in this Cuntry soon.

Yet that isn’t the half of it.

You see, a couple of days later young Megan was nicked for the comment:

Former Celtic Ladies starlet Megan McFadden charged over alleged offensive Facebook remarks before Rangers game.

THE teenager has been accused of making the comments on Sunday morning hours before Celtic played Rangers in the League Cup semi-final.

A PROMISING young footballer has been charged by police over alleged offensive online remarks.

Megan McFadden, 18, who has played for the Celtic ladies 20s team, has been accused of making the comments on Sunday morning hours before Celtic played Rangers in the League Cup semi-final.

A police spokeswoman said: “An 18-year-old woman has been arrested in connection with an alleged offensive online comments.”

She is due to appear at Glasgow Sheriff Court today. Source

Now, that was on Friday and I don’t know what the outcome was but fuck me, all this old bollocks wants putting a stop to and fucking quick.

Fuck me, at this rate saying “boo” to a ghost will see you serving a 5 year stretch.

Whatever happened to sticks & stones and all that jazz… Just askin’.