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The country is going from wrack to ruin and where is our Prime Minister?

Oh, he’s on fucking holiday for the fourth time in 8 months.

Most people will be lucky if they can afford one holiday let alone four, but once again we are treated to the Camercunts staring lovingly into each others eyes, like we are meant to sigh and coo “Ahh, how lovely”

The pair of fucking dickheads are an affront to my eyesballs.

Can someone tell me exactly what that cunt does to earn his over inflated, vastly undeserved, public funded salary?

He has to fucking go… I know I keep saying it, but that is because I mean it.

The cunt and his band of evil, twisted, half witted, half fat, ponces all have to go.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, we may not be able to get our bins emptied, or the potholes in the road fixed, or even the grass verges cut, but Rochford Distrct Council – my council, not that they like me much – can find the money to have various leaflets designed and printed about dog shit.

Moreover, they can then afford to have the leaflets laminated and cabled tied to posts all over the district.

 

It seems that they can even afford to employ a fella or fellas to wander around the town and parks spray painting piles of dog shit bright orange… I presume these dog shit graffiti artists have been on a course so as they can recognise dog shit from fox shit, badger shit, cat shit, human shit and any other type of shit they are likely to come across.

No one is saying that dog shit is pleasant, It is far from such.

But it is hardly a crisis problem. There was certainly a lot more around when my kids were little… I know because my boy Adam was a magnet to the stuff.  If there was dog shit to be found, you could bet your fucking life it would attach itself to the bottom of his shoes.

He’s a successful dog trainer now as it happens, so maybe a bit of dog shit scattered about makes people dog lovers. http://www.southenddogtraining.co.uk/

Course, the other thing that pisses me off about this waste of money is the way that they are encouraging people to spy on each other. Just what the fuck is happening to people?

 

Those cunts in parliament are creating a Nazi State and fuck me, the people are helping them do it.

SCOTTY. BEAM ME UP FOR FUCKS SAKE.

 

The Camerons chillaxing (again) in Cornwall: ‘Bad back’ doesn’t stop Prime Minister enjoying FOURTH holiday this year – in his favourite navy polo shirt (again)

  • So far in 2013 the PM had breaks in Ibiza, Portugal, Jura and now Cornwall
  • Tory leader maintains he is always in charge, wherever he is in the world
  • He is suffering with a ‘protruding disc’ in his back and needed painkilling jab

By MARTIN ROBINSON

PUBLISHED: 13:09, 20 August 2013 | UPDATED: 16:44, 20 August 2013

The Prime Minister is now on his fourth holiday this year but maintains he is still running the country.

After breaks this year in Ibiza, Portugal and the Scottish island of Jura, the Camerons are now in a Cornish resort before they head back to Downing Street.

This week the Prime Minister revealed he has injured his back, forcing him to cancel plans to hunt deer in Scotland, and today he walked gingerly through Polzeath with wife Samantha.

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Chillaxing nicely: Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha sit on a bench outside a cafe overlooking the beach at Polzeath during their fourth holiday this yearChillaxing nicely: Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha sit on a bench outside a cafe overlooking the beach at Polzeath during their fourth holiday this year

 

'Departure lounge Dave': The couple shared a drink overlooking Polzeath beach in in North Cornwall, where they are with their three children‘Departure lounge Dave’: The couple shared a drink overlooking Polzeath beach in in North Cornwall, where they are with their three children

 

 

Making his point: The PM says something to SamCam, which made her grin, as they sat on a bench for photographersMaking his point: The PM says something to SamCam, which made her grin, as they sat on a bench for photographers

 

Heading back: The Pm and Samantha stroll away, but his bad back meant that he appeared to walk away a little gingerly Heading back: The PM and Samantha stroll away, but his bad back meant that he appeared to walk away a little gingerly

They stopped for a drink at a cafe overlooking the beach before heading back to their three children. As they strolled away Mrs Cameron’s right-ankle tattoo was in full view.

But despite years of ribbing about his holiday outfits, David Cameron again plumped for his blue polo shirt, along with matching shorts and flip-flops.

 

Mr Cameron has remained in the UK for his August ‘staycation’ but it has been hampered by his  ‘protruding disc’.

While on Jura this week, where he was staying on a 20,000-acre estate owned by his wife Samantha’s stepfather Lord Astor, he said his ‘phenomenally bad back’ had been a ‘bore’. It has required a pain-killing injection.

‘I’ve got a phenomenally bad back’: Cameron

Holiday number three: Mr Cameron feeding a pony on holiday in Jura, Scotland, where his father-in-law owns a huge estate Holiday number three: Mr Cameron feeding a pony on holiday in Jura, Scotland, where his father-in-law owns a huge estate
The picturesque island of Jura, where Samantha Cameron's stepfather owns a large estateLucky man: The picturesque island of Jura, where Samantha Cameron’s stepfather owns a large estate

It has stopped him from doing his favourite activities including stalking deer – which involves crawling through the heather rifle in hand – and waterskiing.

Mr Cameron, who was once credited with killing two stags with one shot, denied that he had given up deer-stalking to placate animal rights groups, calling it ‘probably one of the most defendable’ field sports.

With the Tories improving in the polls, the holidays have been coming thick and fast in 2013. 

Number two: The Prime Minister and his wife Samantha are pictured at a market in Aljezur, on the southwestern coast of Portugal, in JuneNumber two: The Prime Minister and his wife Samantha are pictured at a market in Aljezur, on the southwestern coast of Portugal, in June
First break: David Cameron and his wife take a drink by a beach during their holiday on the Spanish Balearic island of Ibiza, Spain in MayFirst break: David Cameron and his wife take a drink by a beach during their holiday on the Spanish Balearic island of Ibiza, Spain in May

At the end of May Mr Cameron and his family took an easyJet flight for a week-long holiday in Ibiza where Mrs Cameron is said to enjoy the nightclub music scene.

‘DEPARTURE LOUNGE DAVE’: THE PM’S FOUR 2013 HOLIDAYS SO FAR

May 24 2013 – The Camerons headed to Ibiza with easyJet for ‘a few days’ break’ over the Whitsun bank holiday. The Camerons spent a week at an £11,000 a week villa, where Samantha Cameron enjoys the local nightclub scene.

July 25 2013 – On his first summer break the Prime Minister spent a fortnight in the Portuguese town of Aljezur on the Algarve after a budget airline flight to Faro.

August 16 2013 – The Camerons headed to the Scottish islands for a weekend with friends. They spent a few days at a sprawling 20,000-acre estate on Jura owned by Samantha’s stepfather Viscount Astor.

August 29 2013 – The PM and family headed down from Scotland to Cornwall for their now traditional break in the south-west.

They stayed in a villa which comes with staff and can be rented for up to £11,000 a week.

Then last month the holiday tour of Europe moved on to another popular hotspot, the Algarve region of Portugal.

They took another budget airline flight to Faro and enjoyed two weeks in Aljezur. After some time in Jura, they headed south to Cornwall.

It is not the first time the Camerons have visited Polzeath. Last year they braved blustery showers to have lunch at a beach-front cafe where they shared a bowl of local mussels on the terrace during a gap in the rain.

The couple have visited Cornwall for the last few summers and it was where their younger daughter Florence was born in 2010.

Mr Cameron maintains he is ‘effectively in charge’ of the UK while on holiday. 

‘I always think that you’ve got to be in contact,’ he said.

‘I check my BlackBerry, I contact the office, but I can do that and then say, “It’s holiday time, it’s children time”.’

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2397931/Chillaxing-Camerons-Cornwall-Prime-Minister-enjoys-FOURTH-holiday-year-hes-navy-polo-shirt.html#ixzz2cXi42Otk
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