Christopher Spivey


New Zealand’s Prime Minister, John Key is playing down his abominable behaviour which saw him repeatedly pull a waitresses hair whilst he was eating out with his wife, to the extent that the waitress, Amanda Bailey threatened to hit him if he continued… Good on her.

Key – representative of political slugs throughout the world – had earlier passed off his unforgivable, repeated pulling of Amanda’s ponytail as being “banter”.

However, such was the outcry that Key has now issued a formal public apology:

John Key apologised this morning for his ponytail-pulling antics, saying he had lessons to learn.

Calling himself “the most casual Prime Minister New Zealand has ever had”, Mr Key told TVNZ’s Q&A he completely misread the situation where he repeatedly pulled the ponytail of a waitress at a cafe in Auckland.

A political storm erupted after the waitress posted an anonymous letter on the website The Daily Blog on Wednesday, saying Mr Key had behaved like a “schoolyard bully”.

The waitress said she made it clear the physical contact was offensive and unwanted, even threatening to hit him if he did not desist.

He eventually apologised by giving her two bottles of his own pinot noir wine.

However, Mr Key said today he was just having fun and hoped it would not turn the New Zealand public against him.

Mr Key said the ponytail-pulling was the complete opposite to an abuse of power.

He brushed off the idea people were calling him “creepy” after the incident came to light.

“I think it’s the opposite to what some people might think that there’s a power imbalance.

“There’ll always be people that will call me names but there’s also a lot of people that know me well. There’s people that know I’m a friendly guy that likes to interact with the public and have a bit of a laugh.”

He said he needed to make sure he was “a bit more careful” in the future but denied it had affected his credibility. Source


Amanda Bailey (purple top)

However, it would seem that this ponytail tugging wasn’t an isolated episode:

“In the beginning, the first time he pulled on my hair, I remember thinking to myself he’s probably just trying to be playful and jolly, seeing as the general consensus of most who meet him is ‘he’s such a nice guy’.

“The next time he came up behind me and pulled my hair I was annoyed. Great, I thought, this wasn’t just a one-off. Despite my obvious annoyance I didn’t comment on his behaviour.

“It then happened yet again when he next visited the cafe and again I didn’t respond verbally, but everything about my body language screamed I DON’T LIKE THAT.”

She said that despite her obvious annoyance, Mr Key continued to touch her hair on visits to the cafe with his wife Bronagh in February and March.

“I stood with my back to him filling water glasses, and he pulled my hair before once again pointing the blame at Bronagh. I couldn’t believe it, he was still persisting and by now he had definitely got the message that I was not enjoying it – that seemed to be why he was enjoying it so damn much. It had really crossed the line by this point and I didn’t need to tell him to stop because now Bronagh herself was already telling him to stop what he was doing…”

During a visit on March 26, the waitress said she threatened to physically stop him from pulling her hair.

“As he made his way out the door I said after him ‘Please STOP or I will actually hit you soon!’ He’d made it clear that he just didn’t care.”

She added: “Everybody knew that I didn’t like it, I really didn’t like it. I felt powerless and tormented and I stepped out the back and I cried frustrated tears.”

Mr Key returned to the cafe soon after and gave her two bottles of his own brand of pinot noir and said: “This is for you, sorry, I didn’t realise.”

The waitress said his comment was “almost more offensive than the harassment itself”. Source

Nevertheless, the incident – or incidents – are being attributed to the actions of a bully.

Indeed, Bailey herself is quoted in the press as likening the Prime Ministers actions to those of a schoolyard bully:

‘He was like the school yard bully tugging on the little girls’ hair trying to get a reaction, experiencing that feeling of power over her,’ she wrote. 

Mr Key kept being persistent with his hair-pulling antics, despite being told by his wife Bronagh to stop. 

After dealing with the practical jokes over the six months he had visited the cafe, the waitress finally lost her cool.

‘As he made his way out the door I said after him “Please STOP or I will actually hit you soon!”,’ she wrote.

‘Everybody knew that I didn’t like it, I really didn’t like it. I felt powerless and tormented and I stepped out the back and I cried frustrated tears.’

Key, who was en route to the Anzac ceremony in Gallipoli on Wednesday, told reporters he has a very ‘warm and friendly relationship’ with staff at the cafe.

‘When I realised she took offence by that I just sort of immediately went back, gave her some wine, apologised and said I was terribly sorry,’ he said according to

‘It was all in the context of a bit of banter that was going on, and so obviously I immediately apologised for that. 

‘She thanked me for that and said “that’s all fine, no drama”.’ Source

However, as it happens my Australian mate Roy – the fella who told me about Rolf Harris and his antics at ABC long before the nonce was nicked – emailed me about Key and his behaviour.

You see, Roy believes that there is a lot more to this creepy ponytail tugging incident than the press are making it out to be… And having searched for collaborating evidence, I have to say that I make Roy right since he believes that Key’s actions were sexually driven.

The following is what he wrote in one of his emails to me:

Good article about the politics of the hair pulling incidents, but it does not address the issue of the sexual abuse involved.

Evidence is rapidly mounting that the New Zealand Prime Minister, John Key, has a hair fetish (Trichophilia) which is sexual in nature.

It is easy to research this topic on the net, and many are doing so now (including me).

It puts the repeated attacks on waitress Ms Bailey into a new and very disturbing light.

There is a lot of archival video and photographic evidence emerging of Mr Key indulging his sexual fantasies with children.

He was caught on video fondling a young girl’s hair in a street interview.

Another video shows him fondling another young girl’s pig-tail while quietly asking her if boys pull her hair.

Some parents in NZ are hearing their daughters say that the NZ Prime Minister did the same to their friends during a school visit.

An NZ media website is collecting an albumn of pictures of Prime Minister Key getting busy with school children’s hair.

As a journalist you need to follow a story where the evidence leads you.

The evidence suggests that NZ Prime Minister Key is using children (and a waitress) for his sexual gratification.

Child sexual abuse occurs in many forms, with many degrees of severity.

All of it is bad and must be stopped, and those responsible brought to justice … including (indeed especially) Prime Ministers.

Okay, before I show you the photographic evidence that I have found it is interesting to note that Bailey states Key would come up behind her whilst giving a rendition of the Overture from the ‘Jaws‘ films:

Despite her objections, in late March, Key again yanked at her hair, having approached making “scary, suspense sound effects, like the music from the movie Jaws”, Source

And in another email sent to me based on the same subject, Roy stated the following:

Mr Key added sound effects from the “Jaws” movie to his attack on her.

He knew that he was being a predator, and was enjoying the experience.

It get’s worse, much worse!

It seems that Mr Key is acquainted with the terminology used by people that prey upon unsuspecting women in public. It is called “sharking”.

So, with all that in mind let’s have a butchers at some photos.


Then again, perhaps the creep just wants to be a hairdresser?

Nevertheless, Key’s actions have led to him being compared to Australian Prime Mincer, Tony ‘mad‘ Abbott.

However, as far as I can see – apart from one or two instances – Abbotts disturbing behaviour isn’t so much sex related. It is in fact more a case of how the fuck did the creep ever get to be Prime Mincer in the first fucking place.


And if you want to see just how far out of his depth Mad Abbott is, then I can recommend the following video as being good for a chuckle.

In fact you would be hard pressed to find a better example of a world leader involved in car crash TV:

It also has to be said that Tony Abbott’s daughters – despite taking advantage of their old mans position – do not embarrass him like John Key’s daughter does:

As Stephie Key prepares for her first solo art exhibition in Paris, the Prime Minister’s daughter has revealed the inspiration behind her risque creations.

Key, 22, has raised eyebrows by exposing her body to explore recurring themes of marriage and sexuality in her art, which she creates under the pseudonym Cherry Lazar.

The work has featured Key topless and pointing a gun at her head, dressed as a sexy nurse, and a couple of well-known pieces featuring the artist as a human plate – covered in sushi and McDonald’s. Source


I bet the psychiatrists could have a field day with young Steph.

Moreover, why the fuck has she got a sea creature on her Jack & Danny? I mean she is bound to get squid marks in her knickers… Quality Journalism Spiv… Fucking quality.

Another difference between the two fella’s is the way that they interact with their boss, the Queer of England.


Course, it is no wonder that the British Royal Parasites have a deep rooted affection for New Zealand, being as the country has a very dark underbelly where child stealing and paedophilia are concerned.

The following is what I wrote way, way back in November 2012:

For instance, I have today been reading a transcript of the Hallett Report number 1. Greg Hallett is a New Zealand investigative journalist who has exposed wide spread corruption and paedophilia within the New Zealand government.

That the New Zealand government’s corruption worms itself right the way down to all government departments and off shoots comes as no surprise to me. After all, the same is true in England and just about every other sovereign nation in the world.

Nothing demonstrates this more than the story that Frank Jackson sent to me a while ago and which I included the link for in my article ‘Parliamentary Paedophiles’. If you skipped it, you can and should read Franks horrific story here

Course, Greg Hallett doesn’t just confine his work to the New Zealand government. For in the course of his investigations, he has in fact uncovered a mine field of information implicating Our Royal family in all manner of skulduggery. Not that you have to dig too deep to uncover some skulduggery involving those reprobates. However, the skulduggery that Greg has uncovered is a bit special.

In fact, whereas I have only (none too) subtly inferred that the Duck is an out and out paedophile, Greg has come right out and said it.

That Greg’s extensive investigations led him to uncovering the involvement of the royal in-breed’s is hardly surprising, being as the Queen of England is also the Queen of New Zealand. The following are extracts taken from the transcripts of the Hallett Report number 1. Bear in mind it is a conversation transcript as opposed to a written piece:

 “The person who collected the sexual secrets on New Zealand is the same person who became the Prime Minister – Helen Clark.

She collected the sexual secrets from the seventies and sold them to a Russian intelligence agent called Valentin Putin. He had two body doubles, also living in Wellington between 1980 and 82, and they were called Alexander Putin, Valentin Putin and Alexia Putin. Valentin Putin is Vladimir Putin.

Helen Clark collected the sexual secrets of New Zealand’s politicians, lawyers, judges, mayors, gave them Valentin Putin, and he used them to create and govern New Zealand as a communist mafia dictatorship, that would do absolutely anything that it could to cover up its sexual shame.

So along with publishing the sexual secrets of New Zealand’s notoriety I also published the names of the security intelligence services and their addresses. 

Two weeks before I published, the same agency changed the law, so that it was legal to do so, so I was getting help from the inside.

One of the things I discovered about New Zealand is, that it is a ‘Paedophile Movement Fronting as a Country’, and New Zealand’s main import and export, apart from dairy, maybe, is heroin. More recently that has been taken over with methamphetamine. 

I also found that the heroin deals were being done during and just after the royal visits, and that the principle heroin trafficker is ‘The Black Prince’ – Prince Philip – along with his wife Queen Elizabeth and the now deceased Queen Juliana of Holland and her husband Prince Bernhard.

Those who supplied children for paedophilia to Prince Philip were invited into the heroin trafficking ring. The heroin was then sent from South America in Phillips light tubes to Waihi, where they were taken out of the boxes, broken open and the heroin was taken out of the fluorescent light tubes, and the boxes were sent back to Holland, as a stock take of the amount of heroin that had gotten through.

On the 27th of June 1979, two lawyers, Peter Williams, who became Peter Williams QC, and his business partner Eb Leary, later convicted twice, sold the house to the heroin trafficker Terry Clark.

On the 3rd of October 1979 the heroin trafficker Terry Clark sold that house to two Detective Inspectors of the New Zealand Police – they were Detective Inspector John Rex Hughes and Detective Inspector Ian Hastings, who was known as “Hastio”, and is now, well, he took over from Terry Clark’s heroin trafficking in 1980, and Detective Inspector Ian Hastings then ran casinos, and he used that to launder methamphetamine money. He is known as “Hastio” on the street. 

Helen Clark had been a Tavistock, St. Petersburg gang-bang prostitute.

She came back to New Zealand wanting to become an MP, but everybody knew that she was a lesbian. She was in a relationship with Judith Tizard. So Judith Tizard’s mother became the wedding celebrant, and Helen Clark married Peter Davis. Peter Davis is a known homosexual and child sex abuser. He was on the police list of those who needed cover. 

So Helen Clark, lesbian and paedophile of a ten-year-old Vietnamese girl in Vietnam in late 2002, she married Peter Davis for cover, and became an MP. And because she had supplied the sexual secrets of New Zealand’s notoriety to Vladimir Putin, they both became the leaders of their country at the same time. 

Helen Clark became the Prime Minister of New Zealand on the 6th of December 1999 and Vladimir Putin became the President of Russia on the 31st of December 1999

… On the 27th of August 1979, Lord Louis Mountbatten was blown up in his boat. Now Lord Louis Mountbatten was part of the ‘Triumvirate’, which was the heroin trafficking ring run by Prince Philip. Also by Lord Porchester, Prince Andrew’s father, and Lord Plunket, who died in 1975, and that’s Prince Edward’s father.

And with Lord Plunket dying, Lord Louis Mountbatten was invited into the heroin trafficking ring, and he qualified, because he was already compromised, because he is a long standing paedophile, and Lord Louis Mountbatten considered the mentor-ship of his nephews and grand nephews to be the same as sodomy. 

The first man to escape out of Colditz, first or second, Airey Neave, who was a lawyer and British MP, a man of note and influence, and Margaret Thatcher’s bondage lover.

Peter William’s QC is Prince Philip’s agent in New Zealand. Prince Philip’s wife owns the Court buildings and owns the Judiciary.

He (Airey Neave) was trying to clean up the heroin trafficking ring and he got to Lord Louis Mountbatten. So Lord Louis Mountbatten was on a target list of Prince Philip’s to be killed. And it looks like Prince Philip gave the ₤2 million pounds to the mafia, who gave it to Peter Williams, who found it in a suitcase on his hotel bed, and then went around eliminating those who could jeopardise his case.

(Irish voice: “I tell you, it’s like what happened to the world over the last twenty or thirty years:
Greed, greed & more fucking greed, & cheap money, & in Ireland, it is a tragedy what happened.)

When I exposed Peter Williams QC as being in charge of paedophilia in New Zealand, being in charge of heroin trafficking in New Zealand, and his partner being in charge of Methamphetamine trafficking in New Zealand, a Police Inspector called Winston West, who was in a full motor cycle suit, helmet, on a motor cycle, came alongside of the car I was in, which was a very small Honda Civic, jumped on the bonnet, ripped the wiper blade and arm right off the car, and he ripped the rear vision mirror right of the car, and then fell on the ground with his arms and legs in the air, like a dog wanting to get patted.

There were two detectives here, two there, two there. Two minutes later an ambulance turned up, picked him up, took him to the hospital. No police chased me, nothing. It was just Peter Williams saying he had total control over the police doing any hits that he wanted.”

You can read the Hallett report in full here

And if you think that sounds far fetched there are plenty more sources that will back up the info such as the New Zealand Herald article found HERE

Course, the dissident Alexander Litvinenko named Putin as a nonce before he died:

Alexander Litvinenko accused Vladimir Putin of being a paedophile shortly before he died from radiation poisoning, a court heard.

The Russian dissident wrote an article titled ‘The Kremlin Pedophile’ after the president was pictured kissing the stomach of a young boy near the Kremlin palace in Moscow.

‘The world public is shocked,’ he wrote. ‘Nobody can understand why the Russian president did such a strange thing as kissing the stomach of an unfamiliar small boy.’

In her evidence at a public inquiry in to her husband’s death yesterday, Mr Litvinenko’s widow Marina said: ‘It was written in 2006 after everybody saw how Putin behaved when he met a little boy in a Kremlin tour group. He went under his t-shirt and kissed his stomach.’ Source

And I think that we can improve on those photos from my 2012 article.


So, now knowing what we do about NZ, there can be no surprise then that the Cunt Cameron, in portraying himself as a man of virtue intent on protecting the nation’s children from high profile paedophiles; is in reality hell bent on protecting the nonce cunts leaving them free to carry on raping children:

Britain has appointed A New Zealand judge to lead an inquiry into historic child sex abuse allegations. High Court  Judge Lowell Goddard was chosen from 150 candidates because she has no connections to the British establishment.

The problem in Britain is so widespread that it proved difficult to find a suitable senior judge in the country without links to people involved in the inquiry itself. The first two nominees quit following criticism of their close association with parties who may fall under the perimeters of the investigation.

The initial inquiry was set up in mid-2014 by Prime Minister David Cameron following a string of scandals involving the abuse of children at hospitals and care homes including by the late TV star Jimmy Savile, as well as churches and schools.

The latest probe was launched after the resurgence of allegations about a pedophile ring involving senior politicians from the 1970s to the 1990s.

British Home Secretary, Theresa May announced Goddard’s appointment and said there would be “no stone unturned” in the investigations and that witnesses would be compelled to give evidence.

The move which has been welcomed by victim representatives is long overdue as dozens of British politicians, well known supporters and members of the British peerage have been linked to paedophilia – many of whom remain in public life. Continue Reading

There is however one final creep who would give any of the aforementioned creeps a run for their money.

That creep is current American Vice President Joe Biden and as far as I am concern the sick fuck should be in prison.

I mean the evidence is in the public domain. I despair sometimes, I really do.