Aug 12 2014
Anyone buying this ISIS shit?
Sorry… Anyone buying this IS shit?
They have shortened their name don’t cha know.
After all, PR is everything.
I mean, they came out of nowhere with an army big enough to put the fear of Dog into the Iraq army.
They have robbed billions of pounds from banks – like you do.
They have captured an oil refinery and found customers to sell the oil to – bringing in millions of more pounds to the pot daily.
They have captured a dam and are threatening to blow it up – proper explosive experts.
And now 300 of them are holding 50,000
Yardies Yazidis refugees prisoner on a mountain.
But its okay, because a British journalist was allowed to be flown in by helicopter at a height of 100 feet despite being shot at by IS with anti aircraft guns… Expert demolition team, crap aim when it comes to shooting then:
I watched yesterday as traumatised children on board an Iraqi military helicopter came under attack from an anti-aircraft gun fired by Islamic State jihadist militants.
A machine gunner on board scoured the desert and returned the fire, discharging several rounds into the void beyond.
And all around me in the helicopter’s cramped and chaotic space, dehydrated children winced in pain and their exhausted parents burst into tears.
The Kurdish Yazidi refugees being rescued from Mount Sinjar had cried while squeezing through the helicopter’s narrow door when it landed on the mountainside to rescue them, staying for all of five precious minutes…
At one point one of the airmen began punching and kicking refugees who were besieging the aircraft, in danger of overwhelming it in their battle for a seat.
I found myself picking up drooping and dehydrated children, taking them to the back of the helicopter to recover. I saw a toddler trapped under several people until her hysterical mother dragged her to safety. Source
This helicopter mission also lobbed food and water out from a height of 100 foot – so there will be some nice flowers growing there next year then.
The team then landed an picked up about 25 refugees!!!
But did they collect the women & children first?
You will note that the photo says 100,000 civilians.
But we will stick with 50,000 as the Chimp is always a reliable source of information.
And besides, 50,000 people held hostage by 300 gives a ratio of 166 to 1, whereas 100,000 gives a ratio of 333 to 1.
Never the less, the prisoners were all well provided for because despite our intrepid lying cunt journalist trying to bomb people with bottles of water from a 100 foot up, our generous government kindly sent in a Hercules crammed full to the rafters with 75,000 tents, food and water.
Can a Hercules carry that much?
PHOTO: the tents and water being loaded
‘This morning I spoke with Prime Minister Cameron of the UK and President Hollande of France and I’m pleased that both leaders agree with our strong support. Once again America is proud to act alongside our closest friends and allies.’
The haul on the C130 Hercules aircraft includes clean water, tents and tarpaulins for up to 75,000 people. Source
However, come yesterday the number being held had dropped to “tens of thousands” and low and behold some of them stuck on the mountainside had morphed into Christians:
Desperate, starving families watched yesterday as the RAF was forced to abort an operation to drop emergency supplies.
A C130 cargo plane had been due to make a second drop of UK aid on the slopes of the Iraqi mountain where tens of thousands of Yazidis and Christians are trapped in appalling conditions.
But despite making several passes, the Hercules could not find a clear space to parachute aid bundles down without risking injury to those below. Source
So, if enough tents, food and water was dropped for 75,000 people two days ago, why was the second drop needed?
How many fucking tents do they need?
Did our government not think to drop some guns?
Three hundred would have done.
Hang on, best make that 600 so as to give the refugees a 2 to 1 advantage being as IS, is the bollocks.
Where the fuck did the Getty photographer come from?
Now before I continue, I better not hear any tittering from you lot because this is fucking serious.
You see, so bad are this IS lot that Al Qaeda are worried that they will tarnish their reputation.
True fact that.
The Chimp knows this because there was a “carefully worded letter” saying so, which was found in the compound where Osama Bin Laden was shot dead.
Okay, you can laugh like fuck if you want:
Lying among a pile of papers at the hideout in Pakistan where Osama Bin Laden was shot dead was a carefully worded 21-page letter.
It warned of the rise of a new and ruthless group of Islamic extremists capable of such extreme brutality that Al Qaeda should sever all links with them.
In fact, it claimed the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (or ISIS) had such complete disregard for civilian life that it could damage the reputation of Al Qaeda – if such a thing were possible for an organisation that has long traded in murderous terrorism.
The document, written by one of Bin Laden’s senior officials in 2011, went on to catalogue some of its acts of barbarism – including the use of chlorine gas as a chemical weapon, bombing mosques and a massacre in a Catholic church in Baghdad.
In essence, the letter said that ISIS was simply too extreme even for the group that killed thousands in the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001.
Today, ISIS, which now styles itself as simply Islamic State (IS), has become a powerful military force that has control of an area larger than Great Britain. Source
Funny, I don’t remember reading about ISIS back in 2011!
Course, any terrorist group worth their salt has to take a load of women prisoners and then have the propaganda shit rags inform us of the horror they face:
The Islamic State has threatened a fresh wave of violence against the Yazidi religious minority in Iraq, saying they will execute 300 families whom they have surrounded in northern Iraq.
It came after the jihadist militant group took hostage hundreds of Yazidi women in their stronghold city of Mosul yesterday, amid warnings that they had ‘vicious plans’ for their captives.
Fighters for the Islamic State (IS), formerly known as ISIS, continue to lay siege to a mountain near the Turkish border, where as many as 50,000 of the minority – considered apostates and devil-worshippers by IS – have been holed up without food or water.
They today received aid from Kurdish and American forces, who have intervened to protect the embattled minority group after an international outcry. Source
Boko Haram anyone?
Yet I don’t remember an “international outcry”, do you?
I do remember an international outcry for the Palestinians… But I don’t remember the USA stepping up to the mark there.
Course, the IS leader, Old Baghdadi Had A Farm is a CIA agent – which explains why there is so many different people playing him – so it is all bollocks anyway:
The former employee at US National Security Agency (NSA), Edward Snowden, has revealed that the British and American intelligence and the Mossad worked together to create the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS).
Snowden said intelligence services of three countries created a terrorist organisation that is able to attract all extremists of the world to one place, using a strategy called “the hornet’s nest”.
NSA documents refer to recent implementation of the hornet’s nest to protect the Zionist entity by creating religious and Islamic slogans.
According to documents released by Snowden, “The only solution for the protection of the Jewish state “is to create an enemy near its borders”.
Leaks revealed that ISIS leader and cleric Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi took intensive military training for a whole year in the hands of Mossad, besides courses in theology and the art of speech.
PHOTO: The first two Baghdadi’s
But anyway, that letter to Bin Laden in early 2011 warning him about ISIS means that Old Baghdadi did fucking well since the Americans only let him go in 2009:
The United States once had Islamic State of Iraq and al-Shams (ISIS) leader Abu Bakr al Baghdadi in custody at a detention facility in Iraq, but president Barack Obama let him go, it was revealed on Friday.
Al Baghdadi was among the prisoners released in 2009 from the U.S.’s now-closed Camp Bucca near Umm Qasr in Iraq.
But now five years later he is leading the army of ruthless extremists bearing down on Baghdad who want to turn the country into an Islamist state by blazing a bloody trail through towns and cities, executing Iraqi soldiers, beheading police officers and gunning down innocent civilians. Source
I strongly suspect that the Americans had him, but not under those circumstances.
Okay, lets have a run through of one of the many articles about IS, that the Monkey Boys are churning out at the rate of 2 or 3 a day.
I will of course be commenting in electric blue as we go along:
Lined up and executed, their severed heads put on display as a warning to others: Horrific new photographs of ISIS atrocities – There are no horrific photos as it happens.
- WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT
Warning: There isn’t
- Sunni tribesmen marched into desert, made to kneel and shot in the head
- Tribe made deal with ISIS to be left alone but agreement collapsed
- Shocking close-up photos of splattered brains and severed heads released
- ‘Punishment for those who fight Allah and his Messenger is to crucify or cut off hands and feet’
That is all bollox too
Up to 500 prisoners from the minority Yazidi faith are said to have been killed by ‘death squads’ of jihadi gunmen in recent days.
Some 40 Yazidi children are reported to be among the dead, after being driven from their homes by the brutal Islamist militant offensive in northern Iraq.
Why drive them away? If they are so brutal why not kill them in front of their families?
In fact, why did they not just massacre the lot?
Makes no fucking sense whatsoever… But do carry on.
Chilling images of the victims have now emerged, some released by the group’s expertly managed propaganda machine.
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Prisoners: Members of the Sunni Shaitat tribe are rounded up and marched to their deaths in Syria by fighters from ISIS in a series of horrific images posted online by the jihadist group
Well I don’t know what is chilling about that image, but it now seems they are being marched to their deaths as opposed to being driven.
Would anybody here march to their death or would you headbutt the nearest mush in sight?
Ruthless: Bent double and barefooted, with their hands are bound behind their backs with rope, the prisoners are marched to the execution site in the desert near Deir ez Zor in Syra
Looks like they are in handcuffs or something whereas in the photo above they all have their hands tied with white rags. Did they run out of handcuffs?
And what is the point of bare feet and being bent double?
They would reach their destination quicker if they were allowed to walk normal and in shoes.
And why the fuck is the mush in the white T-shirt trying to eat the fellas in front?
Advancing Islamic State fighters have filmed themselves massacring prisoners, some of whom have been crucified or beheaded. Pictures show armed fighters, appearing to laugh over slumped bodies of dead civilians, who had been lined up and shot in the head and back.
Okay, lets have a look at those photos then… They certainly sound more “chilling”.
Some images, posted online, show militants posing next to dead Yazidi men.
One horrific set of photographs, which emerged yesterday, shows the militants rounding up and executing tribesmen. The prisoners were marched into the desert and made to kneel on the dusty ground, before being systematically shot in the head.
Kneel on the dusty ground, shot in the head. Roger that.
Crimes against humanity: The captives are then lined up and ordered to kneel down on the dusty ground
Bang out of order!
I mean to say, kneeling on the dusty ground for fucks sake!
I’ll bet they are proper pissed off about that.
Barbaric: Around 20 ISIS fighters stand behind the line of men and the squad of jihadists begin to murder the prisoners
Hold up! I thought they were shot in the head? And why does the gunman nearest the camera have his face smudged out?
Indeed. it doesn’t exactly look like anyone is being shot there – except the ground – let alone being shot in the head.
But surely it would be more Bastadi – see what I did there – to shoot them one at a time in the head… I thought this crowd were the baddest of the bad… Fucking pussy’s if you ask me.
And where did all those cars and trucks come from? I thought the prisoners were marched into the desert to be shot?
Moreover, why is the cameraman so far back and up a hill?
And another thing. The fella on the end being shot, wearing the striped ‘Pirelli’ T-shirt has a load of mushes next to him in the photo above this one… So how come he’s on the end now?
I think there is a bit of old fanny going on here.
A couple of jihadists approach the dead prisoners and finish off any survivors from point-blank range
Bad shot, he’s shooting the fucking ground… Stick to blowing up dams mate.
Mind you, he doesn’t want to be firing his rifle like that… Looks good for the cameras though I suppose.
You couldn’t make this shit up!
The Monkey boys could though.
The prisoners were all in a line a minute ago now they are all over the shop.
And if they were shot in the head, there would be no survivors.
Sick: A jihadist appears to be smiling as he holds a terrified man by his hair and begins to slice through his neck with a hunting knife
I don’t know about “smiling” but he is certainly isn’t doing it right!
Talk about make it hard for himself… And he is going to get blood all over him.
And another thing, according to the old fanny at the top the photos were:
Shocking close-up photos of splattered brains and severed heads released
Well I’m fucked if I can see any splattered brains, although the cunts who wrote this shit have plenty of scattered brains.
And neither can I see any severed heads although the hype at the top said that the victims had their hands and feet cut off:
Punishment for those who fight Allah and his Messenger is to crucify or cut off hands and feet’
So which is it for fucks sake? Heads, shoulders, knees or toes?
‘The punishment of those who fight Allah and his Messenger and spread mischief on earth is to kill or crucify or cut off their hands and feet,’ the militant group declared.
So why they cutting their fucking heads off then?
There were also reports of children being beheaded, crucifixions and amputations. One said trapped Yazidi women were being raped while their husbands were slaughtered.
As each town is taken, anyone opposing the Islamic State is either killed or given the option to convert to Islam and pay a fine. Others try to abandon their homes and flee. Six weeks ago, the Islamic State executed at least 160 prisoners in just four days in the northern city of Tikrit, publishing pictures of men forced to lie with their hands tied behind their backs while they were shot.
Well at least they are allowed to kneel now and rightly so.
I mean, its just barbaric being made to lay on dusty ground… So, every cloud and all that… Do carry on.
A final set of images showed the victims’ bodies piled up.
No they don’t.
The brutal tactics of the group, which broke from Al Qaeda, are the work of leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, who joined the insurgency that erupted in Iraq soon after the 2003 US-led invasion.
Was that before he was captured then?
I mean, no one seems to know when the Americans had him according to Wikipedia:
After the US invasion of Iraq in 2003, al-Baghdadi helped to found the militant group, Jamaat Jaysh Ahl al-Sunnah wa-l-Jamaah (JJASJ), in which he served as head of the group’s sharia committee.Al-Baghdadi and his group joined the Mujahideen Shura Council (MSC) in 2006, in which he served as a member of the MSC’s sharia committee. Following the renaming of the MSC as the Islamic State of Iraq (ISI) in 2006, al-Baghdadi became the general supervisor of the ISI’s sharia committee and a member of the group’s senior consultative council.
According to US Department of Defense records, al-Baghdadi was held at Camp Bucca as a “civilian internee” by US Forces-Iraq from February until December 2004, when he was released. A Combined Review and Release Board recommended an “unconditional release” of al-Baghdadi and there is no record of him being held at any other time. A number of newspapers, in contrast, have stated that al-Baghdadi was interned from 2005 to 2009
Brutal: Other captives are shot before being tied to makeshift crucifixes
He doesn’t look very shot to me. Did they march/drive him into the desert, shoot him and then bring him back to crucify him so as people can see what bad barstadi’s they are?
And how the fuck are his legs being held up?
Shouldn’t they be tied with one either side of the pole?
Its true though because the fella watching has a flag… And that proves it don’t cha know.
A crowd of local men watch from behind a low fence, some of them are taking photos or filming the executions with their mobile phones
The one nearest doesn’t look dead to me… But at least his feet are either side of the pole.
Mind you, in fairness the other one looks a little bit shot… A very little bit although the old blood looks a little watery.
Fuck knows where his other foot is though?
And why do they always parade these fellas in the middle of a circular enclosed area?
I mean, they did the exact same thing a little while ago which I covered in a Sunday Spiv.
Now, the only problem is that people are so fucking dumb that they will buy into this shit.
I mean, the mad US government has already started with military strikes, so how long before the Cunt Cameron begins to play his part:
David Cameron is coming under pressure to recall Parliament amid growing unrest at the humanitarian crisis engulfing Iraq.
With more reports of slaughter of minority Christians and Yazidis by Islamic State (IS) extremists in the north of the country, a Tory backbencher has insisted the Commons needs to debate military action.
Conor Burns said the Government’s response so far, of ruling out military intervention and airdropping supplies, was “not strong enough”. Source
Now, anyone who knows the game plan of the NWO will tell you that there has to be three world wars.
And fuck me, these mad cunts in government are trying their level best to bring the 3rd one about.
DO NOT LET THEM.
The cunts have to go.