Connected to the Laud


Christopher Spivey

What follows is an opportunity to kill two birds with one stone.

You see, this morning I received an E-mail from a reader of mine named Peter.

The following is what Peter had to say:

I recently considered volunteering for Cornwall Hospice Care, a small charity in St Austell, Cornwall, that runs 2 small hospices.

I was shocked to discover that one member of staff earns between £110k and £120k per annum and 4 other members of staff earn in excess of £60k pa.

Given the recent outrage in the national press over the salaries of the CEOs of international charities earning around £90k, I was totally staggered to discover that the CEO of this small Cornish charity, Paul Brinsley, earns considerably more than the CEO of Age International!

The average wage in St Austell is approximately £18k – £20k and the average national wage of a charity CEO is £58k so it seems absolutely ridiculous that the CEO of Cornwall Hospice Care is ‘earning’ approximately twice the national average.

I’ve attached a photo of him holding a cheque – very apt in his case!

I have attached a copy of the most recent accounts which clearly state the salaries of all the employees earning in excess of £60k on page 31.

I feel that in these austere times, these salaries are grossly excessive and I am sure if made public, very few people would be interested or volunteering for this charity.

In my opinion, these excessively high salaries should be investigated. 

With a yearly income of  around seven and a half million pound, the charity is hardly small but I totally agree with Peter, especially when Cornwall Hospice Care Limited (registered Charity) wholly owns two subsidiary company’s to raise revenue.

The two company’s owned by the charity made profits of  £65,398 (£177,015 total income) and £167,866 (£391,291 total income) respectively in 2012, with both profit totals being ‘gifted’ to the charity.

Since 705 employees work for theses 2 company’s without pay, the outgoing costs would seem excessive.

The charity also has well in excess of ten million pounds in reserves and assets.

Now, I’m not claiming that what this charity are doing is illegal, but I do believe that they are using all the loop holes in the system that they can.

You see, as a registered charity, Cornwall Hospice Care Limited (CHCL) pays no corporate tax.

Moreover, the board of directors of CHCL is mostly made up from the board of Directors from the charity’s two company’s.

According to the charity’s accounts the 154 employees not including Directors salaries totalled over £4.5 million.

Now, I’m not sure whether or not the 106 hospice volunteer workers are included in that total of 154 staff, but the use of unpaid dedicated volunteers hardly seems fair when you have a director drawing over a hundred grand a year.

On top of those 106 unpaid ward staff, the charity has 28 shops “partly run by 750 volunteers and 22 fund raising groups throughout the country”.

Twenty eight shops run partly by 750 volunteers??? Seems excessive.

The Charity also pays 10% of their employees wages into a pension scheme if they are not in the NHS pension scheme:

The charity operates a group personal pension scheme for those not in the NHS pension scheme. The scheme came into effect on 1 April 2008, and the charity makes voluntary contributions (currently 10% of salary) to the scheme on behalf of each employee. 

What I want to know is, do these employees have a choice in having 10% of their wages deducted?

Under the heading of related party transactions, the charity says this:

The charity has taken advantage of the exemption available not to disclose intra-group related party transactions.


The accounts then go on to say that in 2012 the charity purchased supplies totalling £9245  on normal trading terms from Parc Signs.

This is over double the amount the charity spent with the same company in 2011.  Hardly surprising then, that one of the Charity trustee’s is a director of Parc signs… Just saying.

Now, as I said, I am not a corporate lawyer and as such I may be wrong but as far as I can tell, the Cornwall Hospice Care Limited appears far from charitable to me.


If you would like me to send you a PDF copy of the accounts, email me at

Okay, moving on to the second bird.

According to the CHCL’s accounts, the charity uses the services of London investment managers, Standard Life Wealth ltd to make their investments.

This fact immediately prompted me to think about my dear friend Derek Laud.

And guess what?

Derek has been a busy boy of late.

Not that Del boy appears to have any connection to Standard Life Wealth.

Now, for those of you unfamiliar with Dirty Del, you would do well to read all about the Vile Monster by clicking  HERE 

However, what in all likelihood prompted me to think about the sick cunt is the fact that Standard Life Wealth, is quite close in name to Stanhope Capital of which Laud is a senior partner.

Stanhope Capital promote themselves thus:

Stanhope Capital is a global investment office overseeing approximately $7.5 billion on behalf of wealthy families, charities and other institutions around the world.

Stanhope originated as a manager of discretionary investment portfolios with the support of a number of prominent UK and European families who were seeking to entrust their assets to a firm closely aligned with their own interests.

It would be lovely to know just who those prominent families are wouldn’t it?

Never the less, Stanhope Capital is in turn a member of the New City Initiative (NCI) of which Laud is also the co-founder and Executive Director.

Laud co-founded the NCI  with Daniel Pinto, who just so happens to be the Co founder and CEO of Stanhope Capital… This gets too fucking easy sometimes.

Now, as you probably know, I am a great believer of the sayings ‘Birds of a feather, flock together’ and ‘guilty by association’.

However, Pinto looks absolutely nothing like a fella who would have a penchant for fucking children, does he?


Okay, now that’s sorted, lets move on.

The New City Initiative is comprised of 43 leading independent asset management firms from the UK and the Continent, managing approximately £300 billion and employing several thousand people… Pretty impressive.

All of those NCI Members were invited to a free dinner bash in June where the speaker was Nick Clegg.

I wonder if he knew or the NCI members know that the NCI has a dangerous predatory paedophile on their board of directors?

I’ll bet most of them don’t.

Anyway, back to Stanhope Capital.

In May of this year, Lauds old mucker, Lord Norman Lamont became a Stanhope director… Like ya do.

This appointment isn’t as strange or coincidental as it first sounds since Laud’s website states that he:

Worked for Prime Minister John Major in his 1990 Campaign for the leadership of the Conservative Party, working alongside the Rt. Hon. Norman Lamont and the Rt. Hon. Francis Maude MP.

Maud was the Conservative party chairman in 2007 and  unsurprisingly also a big knob in Slaggy Thatcher’s government.  Maude also had very close ties to known paedophiles Sir Peter Robinson and Slimeball Michael Portillo.

And wouldn’t you know it; the thieving cunt Maud was also accused of fiddling his expenses – but predictably, let off.

You can find more nonsense involving Laud and Maude (Laud & Maude, I like that, well done me), in another article from the Sun, entitled ‘Pimp my Party’.

Why alarms bells were not going off in Wapping as the Sun went to print with this shit, I will never know… Then again, perhaps I do.

Incidentally, Norman Lamont, is also the Cunt Cameron’s old boss.

The following is from Nicosia Buisness review in regard to Stormin Normans appointment to the Stanhope Capital board:

The former Tory chancellor Lord Lamont has joined the ranks of heavyweight business figures on the investment committee of Stanhope Capital, the asset manager growing rapidly by managing money for charities.

He replaces David Laws, schools minister, who had to step down from the part-time role when he entered the cabinet last year.

“We wanted someone with investment skills, an understanding of economic issues and a good political dimension,” said Daniel Pinto, Stanhope’s co-founder and a former investment banker.

“It is useful to have Lord Lamont’s views on the eurozone and crisis and he is already contributing to our market analysis,” he added.


So, Lamont replaced the MP David Laws, did he!

Is David Laws trustworthy?

Not according to Wikipedia, he’s not:

Laws was briefly a Cabinet Minister in 2010, as Chief Secretary to the Treasury. He held office for 17 days before resigning due to the disclosure of his Parliamentary expenses claims, described by the Parliamentary Standards and Privileges Committee as “a series of serious breaches of the rules, over a considerable period of time”. In consequence of the breaches he was suspended from Parliament by vote of the House of Commons.

On 28 May 2010, The Daily Telegraph disclosed that Laws had claimed more than £40,000 on his expenses in the form of second home costs, from 2004 to late 2009, during which time he had been renting rooms at properties owned by what the newspaper claimed to be his “secret lover” and “long-term partner”, James Lundie. They were not in a civil partnership. The Daily Telegraph had not intended to reveal his sexuality, but Laws himself did so, in a public statement shortly before the newspaper’s publication of the story. Lundie is a former Liberal Democrat Press officer and now works for the Political Affairs team of public relations and lobbying firm, Edelman.[23]

Laws claimed between £700 and £950 a month rent between 2004 and 2007, plus typically £100 to £200 a month for maintenance, to rent a room in a flat owned and lived in by Lundie inKennington, South London. After the flat was sold for a profit of £193,000 in 2007, Lundie bought a nearby house for £510,000. Laws then began claiming rent for the “second bedroom” in this property, at a cost of £920 a month, until September 2009. Laws then began renting another flat. This flat was not owned by Lundie, who remained at the Kennington house. Since 2006, parliamentary rules have banned MPs from “leasing accommodation from… a partner.” Laws also maintained his main home in Chard in his Yeovil constituency,  as well as a holiday home he owned in Provence, France.

Laws resigned as Chief Secretary to the Treasury on 29 May 2010, stating that he could not carry on working on the Comprehensive Spending Review while dealing with the private and public implications of the revelations

Do any of you think that the cunt is fit to be the Minister of State for schools?

Any normal Joe would be in prison for that kind of fraud.

So, what excuse did Laws give for his theft of public money?

He claimed that his reason for the way he had claimed expenses had been to keep private details of his sexuality secret… Yes you read that right.

The political fairy didn’t want anyone to know that he is a dung funnel tunnel fucker.

Mind you, I imagine that he felt right at home whilst a director of Stanhope Capital… Just sayin.


Unsurprisingly, the Gay Monster Laud is a big fan of David Laws.

In fact, according to his website, Laud – a Child Rapist, responsible for anal injuries so severe to boys from the Welsh care homes that they needed hospitalizing – the pair met up in June of this year:

Derek Laud met with cabinet office minister David Laws this week to discuss ways of improving social mobility.

Nothing to worry about folks… Nothing at all.

Laud is also friends with the Cuntservative MP Nick Hurd and unsurprisingly, they too met up to discuss business:

Laud, who was a contestant on Big Brother 6 in 2005, is looking at setting up a social stock exchange for charities with trading arms. He has spoken to minister for civil society Nick Hurd about the idea, and had talks with the United Nation’s secretariat of social innovation. SOURCE

Hurd is eldest son of the Conservative Life Peer, Douglas, Lord Hurd of Westwell who was Slaggy Thatchers & John Majors Foreign Secretary.

He is the fourth generation of Cuntservative MP’s, following in the footsteps of his father, grandfather and great-grandfather.

Hurds brother Thomas is suspected of being an MI6 agent whose wife died under very mysterious circumstances.

As a footnote to this section, it is worth mentioning that John Major who was knobbing Eggwina Currie, was also a friend of Derek Laud’s.

Now, you may remember that last year Eggwina admitted to knowing about the paedophile Sir Peter Morrison… After he died of course.

So, I wonder if she will do the same when Laud dies, since she was his partner on celebrity ‘Who wants to be a millionaire”… Again, just saying.

Moving on. As well as being a partner in Stanhope Capital, Laud is also the Director of the firms Capitals advisory board – which is chaired by Lord Browne of Madingley.

Stanhope Capital, is beginning to come across as a perverts paradise isn’t it.

You see, if you have read my  article ‘who the fuck is Derek’, you will know that Laud and the Lord holidayed together in December of last year.


The following is from my afore mentioned article:

Now, after a bit of investigation, it became very clear to me that the “John Brown” in question is actually Lord John Browne. This would make sense since Lord Browne, is as perverted as Laud. The fact that these two perverts are ‘holidaying’ together should come as no surprise since they are both on the Board of Directors at Stanhope Capital.

Browne was forced to resign from his post as the CEO at BP over his torrid affair with a Rent Boy named Jeff Chevalier, who Browne used to take to dinner parties at Tony Blair’s house. Blair, as you should know isn’t opposed to indulging in sex with Rent Boys himself. The following is taken from a Daily Mail article about Browne and the Male Prostitute:

The cosy dinner for Tony Blair in the summer of 2005 came amid a seemingly endless merry-go-round of dinners, lunches, soirees and parties that Mr Chevalier was summoned to by his tycoon lover, 34 years his senior.

He was flaunted before business and political contacts, diplomats and artists; there were holidays in private compounds in Barbados and opera in Salzburg and Venice (enjoyed alongside Prince and Princess Michael of Kent in their private box).

In Venice, Mr Chevalier would find himself chinking glasses with Elton John and Jude Law…

…”We shook hands and were introduced in the drawing room. We stood there chatting in a group of four. I remember looking at Mr Blair and thinking that he hides his extra weight really well.

He also has the eyes of someone who never sleeps. He was also taller than he looked on TV and there was a slightly religious tone to the conviction with which he spoke about things.

On speaking to me, Tony would call me by name and clarify for my sake certain things which were said regarding business and politics which I might not have understood.

“When business between Tony and John got a bit more private, Anji spoke with me to allow the two to talk. He shook my hand goodbye and said that it was nice to meet me – and called me by my name again, which I appreciated.”

Mr Chevalier found himself on the Blair Christmas card list – the handwritten greeting going out ‘to John and Jeff’…

… ”Lady McAlpine, David Furnish and Elton John, US Congressmen and Senators, the heads of Corporations, Jude Law and Sienna Miller and countless other notables would approach us – or on rare occasions we would approach them – and these pool afternoons would turn into business meetings, albeit on a casual level.

“There was no enjoyment in sitting by the Cipriani pool in the company of John because of the constant intrusions.”

Travelling with Lord Browne usually meant going by private jet, as the Labour peer was not a fan of travelling on commercial airlines.

Even when given five-star treatment by leading carriers, Lord Browne was constantly monitoring whether some other VIP was receiving greater pampering than him…

… Social contacts might be Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan one evening, Ronald Lauder of the EstÇe Lauder dynasty the next, or Michael Portillo the next.

A dinner and lunch guest was Peter Mandelson, a former Cabinet member and now a European Union Trade Commissioner. He arrived for dinner with his own long-time partner, Brazilian Reinaldo da Silva.

Mr Chevalier recalls: “There were only the four of us and I remember thinking the moment I met them what an odd couple they were. Peter was very smooth and charming, appearing to hang on John’s every word”…

…”John and I would see Michael Winner on many occasions but never speak with him,” he says.

“He was certainly loud enough. Whether in Barbados, the Cipriani or in a restaurant in London, we would often encounter the sound of his voice ruining the mood of whichever place we were in.

“While in Venice he spent a great deal of time dictating instructions and memos to his secretary on his mobile while lying like a beached whale by the pool.”

Sport was also had with Conrad Black, the former newspaper proprietor now facing trial in America for alleged financial wrongdoing, whom Mr Chevalier met at a party held by Sir Ronald Cohen, boss of Apax Partners venture capitalists, and an adviser to Gordon Brown.

Mr Chevalier says: “John and I were introduced to Conrad Black and his wife Barbara Amiel at Ronnie Cohen’s 60th in the South of France. The gossip from everyone was “why was Black here?”

Hmmm, there are some familiar names amongst that lot isn’t there? Not to mention more than a few paedophiles.

Unsurprisingly, Browne is also very, very closely connected to the Royal Family. Equally unsurprisingly, he is also great friends with the Cunt Cameron… Hmmm. Anything to say about that David?

And like the Cunt Cameron, the sleazy Laud is also a big tennis fan. The following is once again taken from Dirty Dingly Dels website:

Derek is a patron and honorary member of Tennis London International (TLI), the largest LGBT tennis group in the UK, and one of the country’s leading LGBT sports organisations.

An active and enthusiastic member of their committee, Derek takes a keen interest in helping TLI achieve their aims of providing a safe and friendly place for gay men and women to meet and play tennis and at the same time actively promote grass roots tennis amongst the LGBT and wider community.

Now, for those who don’t know, LGBT stands for; lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender.

Other prominent members of LGBT include the odious sick fuck Peter Tatchell. The following is again from Wikipedia:

Peter Gary Tatchell (born 25 January 1952) is an Australian-born British political campaigner best known, but not exclusively, for his work with LGBT social movements (lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender).

In 1996 Tatchell led an OutRage! campaign to reduce the age of consent to 14 to adjust for studies that showed nearly half of all young people—gay and straight—had their first sexual experiences prior to 16 years old and to exempt them from being “treated as criminals by the law”.

In a 1997 letter to The Guardian, Tatchell defended an academic book about ‘boy-love’, calling the work “courageous” before writing:

“The positive nature of some child-adult sexual relationships is not confined to non-Western cultures. Several of my friends – gay and straight, male and female – had sex with adults from the ages of nine to 13. None feel they were abused. All say it was their conscious choice and gave them great joy. While it may be impossible to condone paedophilia, it is time society acknowledged the truth that not all sex involving children is unwanted, abusive and harmful”.


Okay, returning to Laud and Brown.

It would seem that the pairs close association with LGBT, brought them into contact with Suki Sandhu, the founder of Outstanding for business.

According to Sandhu:

“I created Outstanding in business because I want to enable LGBT business leaders to be themselves both inside and outside their professional working environment.

And this from Del Dastardly’s website dated the 12th of June 2013:

Outstanding for business is a newly launched LGBT initiative aimed at encouraging businesses to do more to promote Gay and Lesbian people on the boards of companies. This applies to public sector appointments too. The founder of this new group, began discussing this idea with me and Lord Browne of Madingley 2 years ago. Founding supporting companies include: HSBC, BP, and Barclays, Google and so forth.


So, where is this all leading?

Well, the thing about LGBT is that try as they may, they cannot disassociate themselves from paraphilia.

Paraphilia describes the experience of intense sexual arousal to highly atypical objects, situations, or individuals.

Pedophilia, zoophilia, sexual sadism, and exhibitionism are all examples of Paraphilic behaviour.

Now, whilst I am not saying that all those belonging to LGBT practice paraphilia it certainly seems to feature in the lives of its leaders:

A group of LGBT psychiatrists and psychologists want the APA to remove a wide range of paraphilias (sexual orientations/disordered desires) from the DSM when the new version is published in 2012. These activists want pedophilia, exhibitionism, fetishism, tranvestism, voyeurism, and sadomasochism removed from the DSM!

The paraphilias listed in the DSM are abnormal sexual orientations toward non-human objects or individuals and include the category of fetishes – or bizarre sexual orientations or attractions that can involve inflicting pain on themselves, animals, or other people. These fetishes include Transvestic Fetishism, which is cross-dressing.  

The LGBT lobby is constantly pushing to expand the numbers of sexual orientations that it seeks to have protected under federal law. This is why they do not wish “sexual orientation” to be clearly defined in federal legislation. And, the LGBT lobby ispushing the APA to remove numerous paraphilias that it considers to be normal – including pedophilia and sadomasochism.  Source

And whilst there are many instances to be found on the internet linking LGBT and Paraphilia, the following news story from the Daily Chimp is a prime example:

A paedophile ring has been smashed after eight men were found guilty of a horrifying catalogue of more than 50 child pornography and abuse charges.

Among the crimes was a shocking sexual attack carried out on a three-month-old baby boy by an executive adviser on child sex issues.

James Rennie, chief executive of a publicly-funded gay rights group, was one of the men exposed yesterday as members of Scotland’s biggest paedophile ring.

A trained teacher, Rennie became the boss of LGBT Youth Scotland, a publicly-funded support group for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender young people.

He took on the £40,000 a year role when the group was set up in 2003 and became the Executive’s most important and influential adviser on gay issues affecting children.

Under his leadership, the group backed proposals to allow gay adoption. As well as appearing in the Scottish parliament, he was invited to a Royal Garden Party and to Downing Street.

Yesterday, Rennie, from Edinburgh, was found guilty of indecently abusing the baby boy. The abuse began when the child was three months old and continued for several years. Rennie filmed and photographed himself committing the abuse, sent the images to others and allowed another man to listen on the phone while he molested the child.

He allowed the boy, whom he called his ‘nephew’, to be abused by another paedophile and also offered him to other deviants in a series of emails.

He was suspended as soon as LGBT Youth Scotland was told of his arrest in December 2007 and resigned soon afterwards.

Last night, a spokesman for LGBT Youth Scotland, which received £1.1million in 2008 from the Executive, councils and health boards, said: ‘We are appalled by the abuse and exploitation of children by James Rennie, and wholeheartedly welcome his conviction. Our immediate thoughts are with the children and families who have been directly, and indirectly, abused by him and the other co-accused also convicted.

‘We had no suspicion whatsoever of the crimes James Rennie was committing. He was obviously skilled at hiding his actions and adept at deceiving people. There is no suggestion James Rennie directly threatened the safety of young people accessing our services.’

Last night the Executive said that it would continue to fund LGBT.

When he was arrested, Rennie had a steady boyfriend, but trawled the internet looking for gay sex dates.

He also used the internet to meet other paedophiles, including Neil Strachan, a child molester who was jailed for three years at Edinburgh Sheriff Court in 1997 for abusing a boy of between five and seven.

Strachan, 41, joined Rennie for a sex session with Rennie’s ‘nephew’ at his flat in Meadowbank when the boy was between one and three.

Rennie then boasted about the encounter to another paedophile, Lachlan Anderson, 51, from Cumbernauld, Dunbartonshire. Anderson is currently serving a 20-month sentence after being caught with a collection of child pornography, including images of Rennie abusing the child. He was brought from jail to give evidence at the trial.

Strachan was found guilty of attempting to sodomise a different 18-month-old toddler on the night of Hogmanay 2005 at his flat in the Dalry area of Edinburgh. Read More

Also see HERE

Now, since that article is from the Daily Chimp, it is actually quite ironic that Derek Laud is currently a features writer for the Chimp on Sunday… And you can’t tell me that the Chimp doesn’t know about the Monsters penchant for children.

That’s about it for now, except to reaffirm my promise to Delbert: I will fucking haunt you until the day that either you or I die, you lowest of the low, sickest of the sick, vile, vile, evil nonce cunt… On that you have my word.

You can find the vile perverts website HERE