Coming to America


Chris Spivey & a US Shit-Rag


Someone shove a cork in that Bulls arse for fucks sake, the bullshit is coming at me that thick and fast I’m about to drown in a torrent of liquid manure.

I mean come on – how surreal does it all have to get? … Cheese-us wept, talk about hit & fucking hope!

You see, apparently ISIS are now increasing their calls for “lone wolves to attack U.S. soldiers in America” by first rooting them out on Facebook! At least that is if Fox news are to be believed.

Which they’re not.

Never the less, that is what those bastions of truth at Fox news are claiming ,although personally I have never heard such utter nonsense in all of my born puff:

A law enforcement bulletin obtained by warned that Islamic State fighters have increased calls for “lone wolves” to attack U.S. soldiers in America in recent months, citing one tweet that called for jihadists to find service members’ addresses online and then “show up and slaughter them.”

There will be “a continued call – by Western fighters in Syria and terrorist organizations – for lone offender attacks against U.S. military facilities and personnel,” warned a July law enforcement intelligence bulletin from the Central Florida Intelligence Exchange, a state-run agency that gathers, assesses and shares threat information and works with the Department of Homeland Security. “These threats will most likely increase should the U.S. or its allies attack the Islamic State of Iraq and Sham (ISIS) in Syria or Iraq.”

Well they would do wouldn’t they! After all, subliminal suggestion is the life blood of the MSM… Sorry, just ignore me Foxy, carry on:

In one example cited in the bulletin, a British jihadist encouraged radicals still living in the West to use Facebook and LinkedIn to find and target soldiers.

“You could literally search for soldiers, find their town, photos of them, look for address in Yellowbook or something,” the tweet read. “Then show up and slaughter them.”

Ha, you would get nicked on suspicion of harassment long before that happens sunshine… Sorry, sorry, couldn’t resist. Do please carry on:

The bulletin came out long before Tuesday’s indictment of an upstate New York man on a raft of terror-related charges, including attempting to kill “officers and employees of the United States. Mufid Elfgeeh, 30, of Rochester, was indicted Tuesday by a federal grand jury on three counts of attempting to provide material support and resources to Islamic State. Elfgeeh was arrested in late May in a Walmart parking lot after a sting in which an FBI informant offered to sell him guns and silencers, which Elfgeeh allegedly wanted to use to kill returning American troops as well as Shiite Muslims living in the region.

Yeah, I can believe that since there is a women only ISIS terrorist, police force operating in Syria, mostly made up of British Jihadi Jackies whose mission it is to hunt down and punish shite Muslims… And it must be true because we are updated on the JJ’s escapades by the Daily Chimpanzee at least 34 times a fucking day.

But I appear to have interrupted again. Back over to you Fox news:

Killing U.S. troops on American soil is is an increasing focus of  jihadists, according to the bulletin, titled “Continued Threat to Military Personnel from Al-Qaida Inspired Homegrown Violent Extremists.” It was sent out on July 8, 2014 “in response to recent social media messaging from Western fighters in Syria calling for attacks against “soldiers in the West.” Instead of luring radicalized Americans to the Middle East, Islamic State will likely encourage them to stay home and kill U.S. soldiers here, the bulletin warned.

Well it saves on airfare I suppose, but I’m fucked if I know how these terrorist get away with posting their shit on Facebook, Twitter & LinkedIn. I mean, someone posted a photo of William Hague with a cock on his head on my Facebook page and fuck me, Mark Zuckenbeefburger’s lackeys removed it quicker than a quick thing and then threatened to send the boys round to castrate me… Or something equally as severe anyway, but I forget exactly what.

Carry on Foxy Woxy. Don’t be waiting for me to talk shit all the time.

“U.S.-based [Home-Grown Violent Extremists] could be inspired by this rhetoric to turn their attention towards carrying out attacks at home,” the bulletin states.

The radical rhetoric is delivered via social media, where Islamic State operatives have long exhorted westerners to get on a plane and come join the battle. But terrorists now believe they can have a powerful effect from afar just by inspiring attacks inside the U.S.

Lucky bastards… I have only ever been told to get on my bike.

“In recent Twitter posts, foreign fighters in Syria have encouraged Muslims in the West to target soldiers with spontaneous attacks using small arms (i.e. knives and guns),” the bulletin said.

Typical, no doubt in the non too distant future we will find ourselves reading about some poor soldier being beheaded by a tewwowist armed to the teeth with at least 8 Wall-Mart knives and a rusty old gun… That you probably can’t even get bullets for anymore.

Come, come Fox news person, do continue:

It listed several examples of tweets posted in late June that specifically mention interest in attacking Western military personnel. In one series of tweets a British fighter formerly with Jabhat al Nusra lamented the terrorist infighting between Islamic State and groups affiliated with Al Qaeda.

Well that shows just how much Jabba the Nut knows doesn’t it!

He should try reading the Chimp and then he’d know that Al Qaeda want fuck all to do with ISIS. Oh no, no, no indeed to goodness, ISIS are far too barbaric for old Ally Q’s liking. Anyone who reads the Chimp knows that… I mean fuck me, the shit-rag reminds us of the fact 81 times a day for Gords sake.

But what I wanna know is; who the is fuck Gord when he’s at home? On second thoughts never mind, just get on with it Basil Brush:

“I’m realizing bickering about internal politics is taking up our time too much, the enemies are working what’s stopping you from something like learning how to make explosives or learning shooting, or killing vulnerable soldiers right now? (To the bros in the West).”

Or practicing their Hip Hop… Don’t forget the Hip Hop practice Fox News… Although your American ISIS homeboys are probably more into Gangsta Rap… Come on, get on with it ya useless gob-shites.

The bulletin also cited an uptick in chatter on Internet forums calling for attacks on Western military targets, with many referring to Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hassan, who killed 13 service members at the Texas Army base in 2009 in a case the Obama administration still labels as an example of “workplace violence,” and not terrorism. Hasan recently announced from prison, where he is awaiting execution, he wanted to join Islamic State.

Yeah, you do tend to get quite a few daft cunts on the David Icke forum as it happens… Wasn’t that 2009 army base malarkey a false flag though Foxy?

Whoops, sorry, my bad! There are no false flags are there you sly old Fox you… Tell us about the Boston bombings again? On second thoughts don’t fucking bother, I’ve had enough of fairy tales to last me a life time… Besides, you ain’t done with this old fanny yet.

A commenter on the Ansar Al-Mujahideen English Forum reposted a 2009 statement from radicalized American Adam Gadahn, now a senior Al Qaeda leader, praising  Hasan.

“The Mujahid brother Nidal Hasan, lightly armed but with a big heart, a strong will and a confident step, again brought into focus the weaknesses and vulnerabilities of America…and most significantly, the Mujahid brother Nidal Hasan is a pioneer, a trailblazer and a role model who has opened the door, lit a path and shown the way forward for every Muslim among the unbelievers and yearns to discharge his duty to Allah and play a part in the defense of Islam and Muslims against the savage, heartless and bloody Zionist Crusader assault on our religion, sacred places and homelands,” read the statement.

What a total crock of horse-shite.