Attention-seeking fantasist slashed his own face with a razor 16 TIMES and told police he was attacked by four Asian men


The Daily Mail

Spivs Comment

Hmmm! Where to start?

There isn’t a day goes by where I don’t take a gander at my Facebook news-feed and not spend most of that perusing time rolling my eyes. Even after 5 yrs,  it still never ceases to amaze me at the sheer number of self obsessed, needy, hypochondriacs who post a rehash of the same status, day in day out. 

There are fucking loads of the tarts!

So many in fact, that I even addressed the issue in an article I wrote entitled  Facebook: The Devils Playground For Social Misfits.

Now, I would find it laughable if it was the odd one or two, but it isn’t, and the unfortunate truth is that until people lose the ego, man up and stop being so pathetically needy, we are never going to move forward.

And then, to cap it all, you read about twats like  Christopher Afford, who at first glance  appear’s to have done no more than just make himself look a right cunt.

However, what the pathetic, immature, brainless racist slag could have ended up doing, is added to what is already a huge hurdle for those of us here who are trying to bring about change. 

You see, as if it isn’t worrying enough that there are people walking the streets who are that pathetic that they have the burning need to elicit sympathy for themselves by claiming that they have been attacked. There are Silly little Girls wearing men’s bodies – like Christopher Afford –  who have to take that scenario further still.

And fuck me! If ever there was a little girl in a grown man’s body that needed attacking, Afford would be somewhere around the top of the list. 

To hurt yourself and make out that you have been attacked is one thing, but to attribute the fantasy attack to four Asian men is unforgivable.

As it is, there are a very significant number of mind controlled fuck wits, amongst us, who are forever trumpeting, their made up or misinformed racist propaganda, which usually involves the Asian population being responsible for all of the UK’s woes.

God forbid that the cunts should ever manage to grow more than 2 braincells between them. As it is, their deluded, imbecilic, racist ranting are making it impossible for change to ever really come about. Then again, divide and conquer is just one of the many government agenda success stories.

Therefore in my book, turds like Afford, who deliberately stir up racial tension – which is very easy to do amongst our brain dead citizens – for no other reason than to try to win back a bird, who had obviously finally cottoned on to the fact that he is a fuck-wit, Nancy boy, deserve to go to prison for a long time. A year, out in 6 months max, just doesn’t cut it as far as I’m concerned.

Hopefully, since Afford likes cutting himself so much, someone in the nick will do it for him properly. Christopher Afford is my brainless, cissy cunt of the day. 

A fantasist who slashed his own face with a razor 16 times and told police he was the victim of a racist attack has been jailed.

Christopher Afford claimed he had been attacked by four Asian men who had warned him ‘no white person should walk here.’ 

But really the 28-year-old had made the whole thing up to get attention after breaking-up with his girlfriend.


Christopher Afford arriving at Peterborough Crown Court where he admitted perverting the course of justice

Christopher Afford appeared at Peterborough Crown Court today (left). He admitted perverting the course of justice after making up an attack to get attention

Craig McDougall, prosecuting, said: ‘On the day the defendant had an argument with his then partner.

‘When he got home, his brother-in-law phoned police saying Afford had been attacked by four Asian men.

‘An ambulance attended and medics found a number of cuts to his head, but they were all superficial.
‘He also told police that the men had warned him: ‘white people should not walk here'”.

The court heard that Afford, a chef from Peterborough, even gave descriptions of his make believe attackers to police.

But when officers examined CCTV footage of the area they did not see anyone matching their description and no blood was found at the reported scene.


Charles Falk, defending, said: ‘The defendant made the allegation in a moment of madness when at his lowest ebb because of the end of his relationship.

‘He cut himself as a result of attention seeking. The break up of his relationship affected him deeply.’

The case also worried detectives as he had claimed the incidents happened near the New England area of Peterborough which has a large Asian population.

Officers wasted hours of valuable police time trawling through CCTV footage trying to trace the culprits.

Afford admitted perverting the course of justice and was jailed for a year at Peterborough Crown Court on Monday.

Judge Nic Madge said: ‘I stress that I put the possibly political undertones of this out of my mind.
‘But I cannot ignore the risk of inflammation of community or race relations.

‘In my judgment, that means this is more serious than simply wasting public resources of police and ambulance.’

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