Abbot & that fellow

Abbot & that fellow

Spiv & Chimps   Its obviously business as usual for the royal parasites then. I am of course referring to Little Bald Willie, his ghastly wife, Gold Digger Smith and the pattern that is opening up in their family life. You see, the only time that the public get to see the Troglodyte in person(…)

What A Wanker

What A Wanker

With thanks to Terry   I see our Prime Minister, the Cunt Cameron has once again been caught out taking the piss. It does in fact appear that the greedy fucker is raking in more a month from renting out his London home – whilst living rent free in Downing Street – than a couple(…)

The Smonday Spiv

The Smonday Spiv

Spiv & Chimps   Hi all and a happy Weirdy Beardy Man in the Skyday to you all for yesterday. Right, having had a quick butchers at todays news I see that there is far too much content worthy of comment to allow me to address each item on a page of its own. Therefore,(…)

Who’s George – A Sunday Spiv Royal Tour Special

Who’s George – A Sunday Spiv Royal Tour Special

Spiv & The Daily Lickarse Monkey Cunts     I am busy as fuck! My life revolves around Lee Rigby at the moment, leaving me little time for anything else. In fact, I don’t know if I am coming or going half the fucking time. Worse still, I promise myself every fucking week that I(…)

The Judge, Laud & Bear

The Judge, Laud & Bear

The Daily Chimpanzee.     I see that the paedophile judge & advisor to Sweaty Betty, [no] Justice Adrian Fulford is back in the news. You may remember that the nonce hit the headlines last month after his links to the Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) were exposed. Course, not one of the shit propaganda rags(…)

Seeing Red

Seeing Red

The Daily Chimpanzee     It would seem that the American government never misses a chance to have a pop at the Russians. You see, some-fucking-how – although I’m not quite sure how – the Boston Bombings have now become the fault of Putin & his comrades. I mean, never fucking mind that the two(…)

Dear David.

Dear David.

With thanks to Mark devlin.     There follows a copy of a letter sent by The Cunt Cameron in response to a letter sent to him by the parents of well known Club DJ, Podcaster and Author, Mark Devlin. Marks parents are constituents of Camerons and like many more of us, they are concerned(…)

Aiming at the wrong target

Aiming at the wrong target

The Daily Chimpanzee     On March the 4th I wrote about Nicky Jacobs, the man who has just been rightly cleared of the murder of PC Keith blakelock, and in doing so, I passed the following comment: The fella in question is named as Nicky Jacobs and to be frank, the prosecution – short(…)

Sweet & Sour

Sweet & Sour

The Daily Chimpanzee     I bought a 16 week old Jewish Labrador yesterday from a pet shop near London. How do I know he’s Jewish? Well look at his fucking snout! That isn’t a normal snout. I said to the shop owner, “you sure he’s a fully blown Labrador”? So she showed me his(…)

Millers resignation is no big deal.

Millers resignation is no big deal.

Chris Spivey   It seems that the Sniffenpissin monster ‘Culture’ Secetary, Maria ‘windy’ Miller has quit. Course, she has without a doubt been scapegoated. I mean, fiddling under £6 grand is peanuts for these cunts, yet with the spotlight shining brightly on old Windy, she couldn’t be allowed to get away with it. Besides, it(…)

The sad, bad, mad, Sunday Spiv – The midweek edition

The sad, bad, mad, Sunday Spiv – The midweek edition

Christopher Spivey   Good morning, afternoon or evening and a happy Weirdy Beardy Man in the Skyday to you all. There isn’t much in the way of site news this week I’m afraid as obviously I have been preoccupied with Jaspers death. So, I hope you don’t mind – tough shit if you do –(…)

Elicit Talk

Elicit Talk

Elissa Hawke in conversation with Spivey     Late last October, an Australian researcher contacted me on Facebook with a view to arranging an interview with me. The researcher introduced herself as Elissa Hawke and told me that she wanted to film the interview with a view to using it on her new show that(…)

Flawed Law For The Few

Flawed Law For The Few

The Daily Chimpanzee   Following on from my article The Elephant in the room, the Chimp has on its website today, two articles that covertly promote the dangerous, totally unnecessary, soon to be law criminalising people for not “loving their children enough”. For how much longer the clueless cunts of Britain are going to tolerate(…)

A quick word.

A quick word.

    Hi All, Thank you all for your very kind messages. Jasper is now laid to rest in my back garden, although that is obviously only his body and as many of you are aware, his spirit lives on. As I said yesterday, I am glad its all over for him. Thirteen is very,(…)