Now that name rings a bell.

Now that name rings a bell.

The BBC/Religious Tolerance.org     Here is an interesting one from way back when. In 1990 twenty one children were taken into care following police raids on 5 homes after it was alleged by social workers that the children had been sexually abused and forced into devil worship: The Rochdale case was triggered by two(…)

Political Scumbags 1,2,3

Political Scumbags 1,2,3

Spivey &The Daily Chimpanzee     There are 3 stories about politicians on the Chimps website today, that straight away stood out like a sore fucking thumb for me. The first is an article written for the Chimp by the Cunt Cameron himself and is to do with the cringe worthy ‘Health Hero Awards’. You see,(…)

The Spiv on Sunday – On fucking time to boot

The Spiv on Sunday – On fucking time to boot

Spiv & Chimps     Good morning, afternoon or evening and a very happy Weirdy Beardy Man in the Skyday to you all. Tas been a quiet week for the site news as it happens. Benton continues to settle in well and certainly knows how to make a mess by chewing anything and everything, whilst Jessica(…)

BRITAIN: THE WORLDS WORST MASS MURDERER…or The Charles Manson of Nation States

BRITAIN: THE WORLDS WORST MASS MURDERER…or The Charles Manson of Nation States

The Worlds Worst Mass Murderer… With thanks to Maggie Tuttle     It wasn’t that many months ago that the Chimp, in an insidious endeavour to vilify all Muslims as potential terrorists, ran an article about a Muslim father teaching his son how to fire a semi automatic weapon. Course, the Monkey cunts would never(…)

Who is really the criminal here.

Who is really the criminal here.

The Daily Chimp     Here ya go, an article that just about sums up everything that is wrong with the country. A woman with 6 kids makes the national papers – for no other reason than to vilify those claiming benefits as work shy cheats – just because she wasn’t sent to prison for(…)

Abbot & that fellow

Abbot & that fellow

Spiv & Chimps   Its obviously business as usual for the royal parasites then. I am of course referring to Little Bald Willie, his ghastly wife, Gold Digger Smith and the pattern that is opening up in their family life. You see, the only time that the public get to see the Troglodyte in person(…)

What A Wanker

What A Wanker

With thanks to Terry   I see our Prime Minister, the Cunt Cameron has once again been caught out taking the piss. It does in fact appear that the greedy fucker is raking in more a month from renting out his London home – whilst living rent free in Downing Street – than a couple(…)

The Smonday Spiv

The Smonday Spiv

Spiv & Chimps   Hi all and a happy Weirdy Beardy Man in the Skyday to you all for yesterday. Right, having had a quick butchers at todays news I see that there is far too much content worthy of comment to allow me to address each item on a page of its own. Therefore,(…)

Who’s George – A Sunday Spiv Royal Tour Special

Who’s George – A Sunday Spiv Royal Tour Special

Spiv & The Daily Lickarse Monkey Cunts     I am busy as fuck! My life revolves around Lee Rigby at the moment, leaving me little time for anything else. In fact, I don’t know if I am coming or going half the fucking time. Worse still, I promise myself every fucking week that I(…)

The Judge, Laud & Bear

The Judge, Laud & Bear

The Daily Chimpanzee.     I see that the paedophile judge & advisor to Sweaty Betty, [no] Justice Adrian Fulford is back in the news. You may remember that the nonce hit the headlines last month after his links to the Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) were exposed. Course, not one of the shit propaganda rags(…)

Seeing Red

Seeing Red

The Daily Chimpanzee     It would seem that the American government never misses a chance to have a pop at the Russians. You see, some-fucking-how – although I’m not quite sure how – the Boston Bombings have now become the fault of Putin & his comrades. I mean, never fucking mind that the two(…)

Dear David.

Dear David.

With thanks to Mark devlin.     There follows a copy of a letter sent by The Cunt Cameron in response to a letter sent to him by the parents of well known Club DJ, Podcaster and Author, Mark Devlin. Marks parents are constituents of Camerons and like many more of us, they are concerned(…)

Aiming at the wrong target

Aiming at the wrong target

The Daily Chimpanzee     On March the 4th I wrote about Nicky Jacobs, the man who has just been rightly cleared of the murder of PC Keith blakelock, and in doing so, I passed the following comment: The fella in question is named as Nicky Jacobs and to be frank, the prosecution – short(…)

Sweet & Sour

Sweet & Sour

The Daily Chimpanzee     I bought a 16 week old Jewish Labrador yesterday from a pet shop near London. How do I know he’s Jewish? Well look at his fucking snout! That isn’t a normal snout. I said to the shop owner, “you sure he’s a fully blown Labrador”? So she showed me his(…)